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6991
« on: November 02, 2014, 12:49:12 PM »
Visiting the USA isn't worth going through the TSA.
It's made out to be far worse than it really is. You should definitely visit if you can.
I would like to go someday <.<
Which state?
Undecided really, although wherever Yosemite park is is where I'd probably like to go the most >.>
yosemite is in commiefornia
of course you would want to go there
West coast is the best coast.
i prefer the weast coast
6992
« on: November 02, 2014, 12:45:48 PM »
Visiting the USA isn't worth going through the TSA.
It's made out to be far worse than it really is. You should definitely visit if you can.
I would like to go someday <.<
Which state?
Undecided really, although wherever Yosemite park is is where I'd probably like to go the most >.>
yosemite is in commiefornia of course you would want to go there
6993
« on: November 02, 2014, 12:42:30 PM »
Visiting the USA isn't worth going through the TSA.
It's made out to be far worse than it really is. You should definitely visit if you can.
I would like to go someday <.<
you should come; everyone who enters the us for the first time gets a free 12 gauge fully automatic shotgun and a mountain dew drinking hat
6994
« on: November 02, 2014, 12:10:27 PM »
>fly to the UK for a road trip with some friends
>only airline food available is lukewarm larger, cold tea and stale crumpets
>attempt to ask for better food, flight attendant threatens to smack me in the gobber
>no in-flight movie available, forced to watch 6-hour Top Gear marathon instead
>headphones not working, flight staff decide to play the audio through loudspeaker
>6 hours of Jeremy Clarkson yelling about muslims
>order some reading material to distract myself from all the subliminal messages telling me that england prevails
>all they have is daily mail
>frontpage headline: "PARLIAMENT VOTES TO BE ANNEXED BY SAUDI ARABIA, PRINCE CHARLES IS AN ALIEN"
>subliminal messages from Top Gear finally take effect
>British passengers fly into a frenzy, gang up on the one guy wearing a turban
>turban man tries to explain that he is a Sikh
>they don't listen, beat him to a bloody pulp
>scottish passenger screams "ALBA GU BRACHT!" at the top of his lungs, rips the Sikh gentleman's chest cavity open and uses his blood to paint a gaelic tribal tartan on his face
>some of the blood accidentally splashes on my forehead
>order a towel to wipe it off
>suddenly: "OI! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!"
>passengers start to attack me
>i make a run for the washroom
>scramble inside, lock door behind me
>passengers have gone into all-out celtic/saxon multicultural berserker rage
>they pound on the door with all their strength
>fish around in my pockets for anything to hold them off
>find spare toothbrush
>slide it under the door
>they take one look and disperse, fleeing back to their seats to watch more top gear
>hide in the bathroom until landing
>arrive at london airport around 11AM
>everyone starts disembarking
>i wait until they're gone, then quickly make my way off the plane
>see friend holding up a sign with my name on it
>last name has a lower case t in it
>police arrive
>charge friend a 500 pound fine for offensive belittling of religious symbol
>suddenly they see his nametag
>has a lower case c in it
>police think it's a crescent moon
>mace my friend, drag him off to prison for islamophobia
>have to take the bus to reach my hotel
>bus is full of chavs skipping school
>they all blast various sex pistols tracks from their iphones
>insist on singing out loud in thick cockney accents
>pull a knife on me when i ask them to stop
>move up to the front of the bus
>bus driver is drinking gin straight from the bottle
>"umm excuse me sir...isn't it dangerous to drive under the influence?"
>"U WOT M8?"
>bus driver downs gin on one swig, breaks the empty bottle against the dashboard and attempts to stab me
>nothing but a plastic water bottle to defend myself with
>wave it out in front of me
>bus driver becomes terrified, flees by jumping out one of the windows
>bus swerves wildly
>small indian man in a business suit jumps forward to catch the wheel
>we narrowly avoid hitting a lamp post
>chavs enjoy the ride, begin singing "anarchy in the UK" in unison
>one chav begins to hold hands with his pregnant 15-year-old girlfriend
>muslim at the back of the bus sees them, becomes outraged
>pulls out a scimitar, beheads the brave indian fellow
>takes off his jacket to reveal a huge bomb strapped to his chest
>"I WILL SEND ALL YOU SINNERS TO ALLAH!"
>suddenly, scottish guy from the plane appears from the back of the bus
>kicks muslim in the balls so hard he breaks his toe
>bus swerves wildly
>I ask if anyone knows how to drive
>no one even has a license
>bus crashes into a post office
>i am the only survivor
>crawl out of the wreckage
>police arrive
>see that I have read hair, assume that I'm with the IRA
>spend the night in jail
>go to court the next day
>judge is drinking gin from the bottle, jury is full of teenage chavs
>judge slurs "thish irish man was-"
>jury immediately votes guilty
>judge passes out
>sentenced to 20 years in prison
>apply for parole
>they ask if I'm sorry for what I've done
>I say yes
>they shorten my sentence by 17 years
>give me a cell to myself
>pristine white hot tub, cable TV and internet access
>try to watch some porn to pass the time
>knife shoots out of the computer screen
>castrates me
>I writhe on the floor in pain
>coppers take me to the emergency room
>spend 2 weeks on waiting list
>they cauterize my wound with boiling whisky
>ask me if I'd like to drink the leftovers
>I politely decline
>suddenly they realize I'm not Irish
>receive royal pardon
>get to fly home in first class
>police drive me to the airport
>suddenly, alien mothership appears over london
>viewscreen lowers
>it's prince charles
>he orders that all life on earth be exterminated
>hear some weird noises
UK, never again.
6995
« on: November 02, 2014, 12:06:39 PM »
i've had my fair share of bans on both b.old and b.next
and by fair share i mean a lot
6996
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:51:08 AM »
What is the blue browser in the very top-left?
Chromium
oooooooooooh fancy
It isn't Google ultron
That's a good point, why isn't Ultron on that list?
It's possible to aquire, if you know where to go.
And it's the browser that NASA uses.
These are all free right?
yep
google ultron is also the official web browser of luxembourg
It seems that acquiring this browser is "difficult"
wait why it should be as easy as downloading any other browser http://ultronbrowser.info/
6997
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:45:46 AM »
What is the blue browser in the very top-left?
Chromium
oooooooooooh fancy
It isn't Google ultron
That's a good point, why isn't Ultron on that list?
It's possible to aquire, if you know where to go.
And it's the browser that NASA uses.
These are all free right?
yep google ultron is also the official web browser of luxembourg
6998
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:31:40 AM »
What is the blue browser in the very top-left?
Chromium
6999
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:25:06 AM »
7000
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:24:47 AM »
Why are you using Internet Explorer in the first place?
I never really thought there was a point in using other browsers, since they all did the same thing.
nigga what
Did you read the rest?
In the PAST I don't think other browsers really offered anything.
But now that has changed. thanks for reading.
what is this school stop making me read
7001
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:20:54 AM »
Why are you using Internet Explorer in the first place?
I never really thought there was a point in using other browsers, since they all did the same thing.
nigga what
7002
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:16:15 AM »
Explicit expert, the highly exalted
I exercise dance floors, leave 'em exhausted
Exploring apex, sound expedition
Filled with excess demons ya’ll can bring the exorcism
I exert stress when I export beats
That exhilarate the hard and exterminate the weak
Execution level next, no way to explain it
I’m XXX bitch, triple x-rated
7003
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:42:45 PM »
i go on disney.com without my parents' permission
7004
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:35:33 PM »
i'm still breastfed
._.
breastfed by YOUR MOM YOLO
7005
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:34:29 PM »
i'm still breastfed
7006
« on: November 01, 2014, 10:12:14 PM »
What what?
That's the Halo 5 rocket launcher? SAUCE?
the halo nation article for the halo 5 beta, which in turn came from this video at 1:05
7007
« on: November 01, 2014, 06:35:43 PM »
Callin' it. Callin' it right fucking now. It's an anti-air rocket launcher with lock on systems.
m8 do you even halo 2 and halo 4
7008
« on: November 01, 2014, 06:17:34 PM »
G4H-DuSH.
they do have quite the resemblance but why would 343 use a rocket launcher from random halo 3 concept art
7009
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:50:36 PM »
Because it's a different weapon.
yeah i figured but why all the other weapons are new models but they still resemble the old models by about 90%
7010
« on: November 01, 2014, 03:55:48 PM »
 i don't know if anyone's pointed this out already but why is the halo 5 rocket launcher completely different looking
7011
« on: November 01, 2014, 01:16:52 PM »
7012
« on: October 31, 2014, 06:03:30 PM »
someone should tell her there's a weird sikh guy who roleplays as a door obsessing over her
7013
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:45:24 PM »
7014
« on: October 31, 2014, 04:59:34 PM »
7015
« on: October 31, 2014, 04:39:56 PM »
your fetish is bad
You're bad.
i concur
7016
« on: October 31, 2014, 04:15:59 PM »
Frack her right in the cat
fornicate the female directly in her vaginal cavity
7017
« on: October 31, 2014, 04:07:12 PM »
your fetish is bad
7018
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:18:58 PM »
bazooper
7019
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:09:15 PM »
hello everyone
i hope you're all doing swell
everyone here is wonderful
but ryle should yiff in hell
thank you this took a lot of creative effort
7020
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:33:41 PM »
NIGGER
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