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6871
« on: November 08, 2014, 04:23:10 PM »
So... we should throw out the mulattoes like accidentally pink-from-washing-them-with-red-clothes socks?
yep
6872
« on: November 08, 2014, 04:22:31 PM »
COLOREDS
Haram.
you need more fucking FREEDOM in your life
6873
« on: November 08, 2014, 04:14:35 PM »
Too effort.
i guess typing "much" was too much effort as well
Congratulations, you understood the joke.
and all by myself, too aren't i smart
6874
« on: November 08, 2014, 04:06:28 PM »
THEN WHY AM I HERE?
BECAUSE YOU ENJOY PARTAKING IN MATURE DISCUSSIONS AMONG A MATURE COMMUNITY
6875
« on: November 08, 2014, 04:03:07 PM »
THE COLOREDS AND THE WHITES SHOULDNT MIX
6876
« on: November 08, 2014, 03:58:48 PM »
Why not BBC instead of BBN?
because british people do a poor job of maintaining their oral health
6877
« on: November 08, 2014, 03:55:36 PM »
Too effort.
i guess typing "much" was too much effort as well
6878
« on: November 08, 2014, 04:45:51 AM »
this thread deserves more recognition
6879
« on: November 07, 2014, 10:24:23 PM »
I was born September 14th, 15 BBN
i always had the feeling that you were around longer
6880
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:33:22 PM »
So I joined b.net September, 76 BBN?
that is correct
doesn't that make you feel like even more of a distinguished veteran
I have no idea if I added it up right.... I joined in September of '06, and I counted the months up until January of 2013.
you did add it up right in reward for your mathematical prowess, you get a sticker that says "i'm a winner"
6881
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:17:30 PM »
So I joined b.net September, 76 BBN?
that is correct doesn't that make you feel like even more of a distinguished veteran
6882
« on: November 07, 2014, 08:58:01 PM »
as an official dating system, we shall use BBN and AD; Before B.Next and Anno DeeJ (The Year of DeeJ)
instead of years, we use the amount of months before/after b.next
so today would be november 7th, 22 AD
6883
« on: November 07, 2014, 08:50:08 PM »
my mom grew up in communist romania
that's pretty much it
my paternal great-grandfather, however, fought in ww1 for the russian army and was taken prisoner by the germans
since he was a polish jew and could speak yiddish which is practically a dialect of german, he could communicate with some of the guards and so he was made supervisor of some other pows
6884
« on: November 07, 2014, 08:46:27 PM »
I don't understand.
today there was a mini air show where the brought in a b17, a b24, and a p51 mustang
you were allowed to enter the bombers
if you had enough cash dolla you could ride on one of them for half an hour
oh no that I understand. I just don't see how 009 sound system is relevant.
009 sound system is always relevant
6885
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:45:52 PM »
back when i was like 11 i booted a guy in halo 3 for betraying me and he sent me a message calling me, quote, a "pussy ass faggot"
my self esteem still has not recovered since then
6886
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:19:17 PM »
it causes [insert unpopular band here] to play in the background 24/7 until everyone kills themselves
6887
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:17:28 PM »
I don't understand.
today there was a mini air show where the brought in a b17, a b24, and a p51 mustang you were allowed to enter the bombers if you had enough cash dolla you could ride on one of them for half an hour
6888
« on: November 07, 2014, 04:01:12 PM »
when you come across a banned post
"press F to pay respects"
6889
« on: November 07, 2014, 02:47:00 PM »
Today, a B17 Flying Fortress was inside you.
im still sore from it
6890
« on: November 07, 2014, 02:39:36 PM »
discuss your favorite 009 sound system song itt
6891
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:47:25 PM »
Sir, I'm afraid I find your concept of satireposting to be quite shallow.
I propose an alternative; Emberposting™.
Everytime you submit a post that meets the qualifications for an Emberpost™, you will be sponsored by a relatively obscure brand of Kosher sausages.
I'm sorry but you broke our copyright laws. Prepare to be sued by the best Jewish lawyers that the Illuminati can provide. They know the Chewbacca Defense.
I'm sorry sir, but due to my renowned political status in the Federated States of Micronesia, I am immune to lawsuits.
Yes, well, my Death Star destroyed Micronesia already. I am sorry but your status has been revoked.
Ah, but what you didn't realize is what you destroyed was merely a decoy. The real Micronesia is located in the basement of a gay strip club in Seattle.
6892
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:31:46 PM »
Sir, I'm afraid I find your concept of satireposting to be quite shallow.
I propose an alternative; Emberposting™.
Everytime you submit a post that meets the qualifications for an Emberpost™, you will be sponsored by a relatively obscure brand of Kosher sausages.
I'm sorry but you broke our copyright laws. Prepare to be sued by the best Jewish lawyers that the Illuminati can provide. They know the Chewbacca Defense.
I'm sorry sir, but due to my renowned political status in the Federated States of Micronesia, I am immune to lawsuits.
6893
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:24:15 PM »
Sir, I'm afraid I find your concept of satireposting to be quite shallow.
I propose an alternative; Emberposting™.
Everytime you submit a post that meets the qualifications for an Emberpost™, you will be sponsored by a relatively obscure brand of Kosher sausages.
6894
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:26:16 PM »
OP must live in a 14th century catacomb. He probably spends most of the day eating spoiled food and poisonous psychedelic mushrooms. At night he cups his hands under his ass and shits into them. He smears his shit on the catacomb walls and types up bad forum threads with his shit stained fingers. This is the only explanation as to how such a bad thread could have been made.
fuck my technique's been figured out
I knew it. How can you live such a miserable existence?
it all started when foman became a mod on b.net
6895
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:17:41 PM »
OP must live in a 14th century catacomb. He probably spends most of the day eating spoiled food and poisonous psychedelic mushrooms. At night he cups his hands under his ass and shits into them. He smears his shit on the catacomb walls and types up bad forum threads with his shit stained fingers. This is the only explanation as to how such a bad thread could have been made.
fuck my technique's been figured out
6896
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:10:52 PM »
Plump
Description of a beautiful princess living up in the mountains that enjoys eating mangos right before she does her Zumba in order to loosen her hips so that when she puts on her superhero outfit she is more flexible in exploring the jungles of California with her partner Tarzan.
6897
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:04:05 PM »
killed by the guardians
6898
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:53:09 PM »
bumping threads from after january 2013, that's some fucking weak ass shit right there
6899
« on: November 05, 2014, 09:31:24 PM »
Exactly how old are you?
according to him he's 48
I don't consider that to be old as fuck.
well considering that the rest of us are between the ages of 12 and 25ish, i'd say it is
6900
« on: November 05, 2014, 09:27:52 PM »
Exactly how old are you?
according to him he's 48
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