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The Flood / Re: ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex
« on: January 13, 2015, 09:39:24 PM »
Your shitpost quality is low tonight
wow rude

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The Flood / ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex
« on: January 13, 2015, 09:34:06 PM »
stop taking VIAGRA© if you experience any erections lasting more than 4 hours

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The Flood / does casper have an extra chromosome
« on: January 13, 2015, 09:19:50 PM »
as in klinefelter syndrome, when a male has two x chromosomes instead of one, causing suppressed development of masculine features, resulting in what is commonly referred to as a femboy

see, you all probably thought i was gonna say down syndrome


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The Flood / Re: if all about that bass were written by a feminist
« on: January 13, 2015, 09:15:12 PM »
But it was written by a feminist, a fat promoting, healthy living hating, actually-quite-bass-lacking feminartist.
don't fucking ruin my joke

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The Flood / Re: on today's episode of tumblr in action...
« on: January 13, 2015, 09:12:05 PM »
for some reason that tumblr post sorta reminds me of dustin

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The Flood / if all about that bass were written by a feminist
« on: January 13, 2015, 09:02:47 PM »
it would be called all about that mace

because feminists pepper spray people they think are raping them

or something

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The Flood / Re: How does one be funny?
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:06:23 AM »
it has to be natural

like a bodily function

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Borgore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Arrows


Spoiler
he's israeli so obviously i have to shill for him

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YouTube

just post this song

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The Flood / Re: remember little caesar's
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:56:26 PM »
He was a fag who made shitty nigger tier pizza.
this is either numb digger or dustin

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The Flood / remember little caesar's
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:54:08 PM »
i liked him

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The Flood / Re: I Have Returned!
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:22:02 PM »


I see you're posting images that reflect your lackluster personality.
Even your 'comebacks' are pitiful. Like are you a elementary schooler?
*an

It seems the only elementary schooler here is yourself.
Oh no, a grammatical error.
Not common at all.
come on oss you're only giving them what they want

Are you assuming there's something here I desire?
booty and nutella and cannabis

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The Flood / Re: I Have Returned!
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:12:53 PM »


I see you're posting images that reflect your lackluster personality.
Even your 'comebacks' are pitiful. Like are you a elementary schooler?
*an

It seems the only elementary schooler here is yourself.
Oh no, a grammatical error.
Not common at all.
come on oss you're only giving them what they want

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The Flood / Re: The best painting I have ever seen
« on: January 11, 2015, 04:28:48 PM »
this painting made me a christian

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 11, 2015, 12:42:11 PM »

Spoiler
Seriously, do you have any idea how torturous it is to be into fat chicks but be against the fat acceptance movement as well
Why on earth would you be into fat women?
You're straight yes?

Explain why you're into boobs.
Except boobs aren't disgusting and unhealthy
Not really answering my question but okay.
And because they're attractive.
Explain why they're attractive though.
Flee took the liberty of answering that
Yes, we finally got there in the end.

Perhaps there's a biological reason as to why I'm attracted to overweight women, no?
Because you're a freak?
So homosexual people are freaks too?
No
>lemon logic
Still taking those internet is srs bsns classes I see.

Stay mad nigga
>still being a sperger

stay autist
It's not my fault you want to bang whales

Stay freak
>says the virgin
i'd rather be a virgin than a chubby chaser.
to each their own lmao

don't sprain your wrist too hard tonight darling
Better than suffocating on stomach flab
which is better than using up your fifth bottle of nivea handcream
still trying to justify your bestiality?
Hey, call it bestiality if you want. Whatever makes you feel better about your insecurities. I'm not the one choking on my ball stench browsing pornhub while my mum makes me my third microwave meal.
man watching two brits duke it out on the internet is really entertaining

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The Flood / Re: Chubby chasers
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:44:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: pets
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:29:58 PM »
a 15 year old dog

he's a whippet-ish


i've also had two goldfish; one was overfed by my mother until it quite literally blew up, and the other starved because we couldn't take it with us on a trip

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The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've done to an animal?
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:28:11 PM »
i've never been a fan of harming living things but one time i did burn three ticks that i found on my dog alive

those technically are animals

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The Flood / Re: what's your favorite booze to get wasted on
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:22:36 PM »

real hardcore shit right here

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:17:59 PM »
i'm going to write an essay detailing how the whole bronies vs non-bronies internet ordeal is exactly like the israel-palestine conflict

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Whenever I try to talk English bits of American always come out.
shouldn't it be the other way around

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The Irish language is fucking dreadful, I'm glad it's dead.

(wont say that too loudly though)
you know according to legend the irish language was formed from the best qualities of the languages that resulted from the tower of babel


ot: sometimes when im talking to my mother ill use romanian phrases like ce spune or nu multumesc

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Serious / Re: What are your thoughts on schools like this?
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:37:43 PM »
sounds like my kind of place

do you pick all the classes or is it all set
you pretty much choose whatever you want to do

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Serious / What are your thoughts on schools like this?
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:03:40 PM »
so, there's a school in my town called Grassroots

according to the brochure, there's
-no mandatory attendance
-no grade levels (it doesn't matter if youre 4 or 40, everyone is put together)
-no A, B, C, etc grading
-no mandatory tests
-schools events are voted on democratically
-individual expression is valued

and a whole bunch of other stuff

i honestly think these kinds of schools are the kind of ting that sound perfect in theory, but its extreme leniency is something that seems really easy to abuse

but ive never actually experienced one of these schools in action, so what do i know

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The Flood / Re: The best and worst qualities of certain users
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:15:17 PM »
of course nobody wants to do the jew
Ember:

pros:

best quickscoper
doesnt need no punctuation
likes electronic music
shitpost extraordinaire
invented the printing press

cons:
isnt online enough
still isnt ready
is a jew :(
ryle:

pros: doesn't punctuate
doesn't capitalize
posts memes

cons: is a furfag
i think its only right for ember to review you
Quote
isnt online enough
rc

pros
-something something's memes
-posts in the superior no capitalization, no punctuation format
-started the whole jew thing with me back in summer 2013
-is literally me

cons
-is gay
-florida





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The Flood / Re: The best and worst qualities of certain users
« on: January 09, 2015, 03:18:24 PM »
of course nobody wants to do the jew

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The Flood / Re: So my college is reprimanding me for "Islamaphobia"
« on: January 09, 2015, 09:30:34 AM »
Quote
"sensitivity class"
why has nobody pointed out how hilarious this sounds

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