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The Flood / Re: im approaching my 20th birthday and i still need contacts
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:21:12 PM »
if you want to go into super gay furry mode you should get those contacts that make your eyes purple or violet or whatever
but my eyes are already unrealisticly blue
the only thing unrealistic here is your spelling of unrealistically

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The Flood / Re: Who are the biggest attention whores?
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:15:47 PM »
i am why do you think i always bump my threads

5943
The Flood / Re: 2005
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:12:22 PM »
what happen

i just noticed that there's a speech bubble cut off in the corner

what does it say
thats his tail you nigger
i refuse to accept this

in my mind it is a speech bubble and he is saying "ember is proof that not all jews are bad"

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The Flood / Re: 2005
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:09:38 PM »
Remember when 1999 was 50 years ago?
nintendo is 126 years old

wait fuck that's actually true

5945
The Flood / Re: 2005
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:04:22 PM »
what happen

i just noticed that there's a speech bubble cut off in the corner

what does it say

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The Flood / Re: im approaching my 20th birthday and i still need contacts
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:03:12 PM »
if you want to go into super gay furry mode you should get those contacts that make your eyes purple or violet or whatever

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The Flood / 2005
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:00:21 PM »
was 10 years ago

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The Flood / Re: The fate of Sep7agon and its members
« on: January 24, 2015, 03:53:29 PM »
bump

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The Flood / Re: The fate of Sep7agon and its members
« on: January 24, 2015, 02:57:45 PM »
>skims thread
>doesn't see name

Must not be important.
Quote
"No SecondClasses"

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The Flood / The fate of Sep7agon and its members
« on: January 24, 2015, 02:48:35 PM »
After Sandtrap left forever, the site soon falls into chaos. Without the moral balance of Sandtrap's presence, (whatever that means) the Flood forum becomes unstable. The mods desperately attempt to quell the unrest by issuing a multitude of lite-bans, but it is to no avail. The Floodians overpower them, and with the help of Solonoid's 1337 coder skills, they are stripped of their moderating power. Meanwhile, Meta Cognition declares the Serious forum an independent website and separates from Sep7agon.

Having defeated the mods, the Floodians attempt a coup against Cheat. Feeling his power to be severely threatened, Cheat nukes the Flood, Gaming, Septagon and News, thus bringing Sep7agon.net to an end. Some members, including AngryBrute and Goji, were able to seek refuge in the Gaming thread "Let's list (and discuss) all the plot holes in Halo 3", which miraculously survived the devastation. Isolated from the rest of the web, it is there that they carry on in a rather lonely existence.

Cheat, feeling powerless without Sep7agon, attempts to take control of Bungie.net. He is unsuccessful, but manages to DoS the site. Before the authorities get to him, he changes his name, and with his hooker Isara, flies to the island of Niue, where he lives out the rest of his days enjoying the island's free Wifi.

As for the rest of the surviving Floodians? Many of them became citizens of one of the four newly created websites--www.sociopathsunited.com, founded by Arky, where the only rule is "No SecondClasses", www.nottumblr.com, founded by Nuka, a politically correct website for discussing issues that affect transgenders and homeless people and homeless transgenders, www.niggerfaggots.com, founded by Numb Digger and RC, where the freedom to funpost is stressed, and www.germanlolis.com, founded by DAS, a place where deviant fetishes and Germanophilia is encouraged. The four websites form a virtual confederacy, vowing to assist each other in times of need.

Camnator finally carries out his dream of living disconnected from society by retreating to the deep web, where he manages a virtual weed plantation.

Loaf goes back to his Tumblr blog, where he continues to list his problems with humanity in large walls of text to his 6 followers.

TOTDesticle continues making videos and becomes somewhat of a Youtube star. However, his fame is soon diminished when a rumor spreads that he isn't actually Russian.

Ryle just goes back to furaffinity.

Ember uses the opportunity to create the joke forum Octag8n on proboards. It is soon taken down due to proboards policies.

Door takes advantage of Moot stepping down and becomes the second Führer of 4chan.

Deci, upon hearing of Sep7agons dissolution, immediately closes off access to his forum, believing it will be flooded by former Sep7agon members seeking refuge. Not like anyone actually went there.

Some brave Floodians, lead by the hero of the Sep7agon uprising Solonoid, attempt to reclaim halo.bungie.net. However, they are unable to get past Microsoft's advanced, Israeli-made virtual defense systems, and many perish.

Dustin ends up joining the WBC--ironically, of course.

Slash, wanting to get one last Nazi joke in, makes the domain name www.sep7agon.net redirect to Stormfront.

Nobody knows exactly where Verbatim went. Some say he's still out there, somewhere, complaining about something.

The mods, having been banished from any former Sep7agon locations, form a magical pact that grant them universal mod powers. They now roam the web, stopping at random internet forums to ban whoever they see fit.

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The Flood / Re: fuck you
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:19:04 PM »
you have such a way with words, door

5952
The Flood / Re: Why are people disgusted by pissing in the shower?
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:05:47 PM »
Are people not understand the simple concept of urinating straight down the drain.

Niggas don't have opposable thumbs like staff captains in Halo 3. They can't aim for shit.
this is one of the best posts on the site

5953
The Flood / Re: Airports suck
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:13:16 PM »
i haven't been in an airport since the july of 2012

good times

5954
The Flood / Re: Sad story
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:46:17 PM »
having only read a bit of the beginning before skipping to the end i can say i definitely did not expect it to escalate like that

5955
The Flood / Re: i cant stop laughing at this
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:26:52 PM »
what is inspect element
yeah but it actually happened faggot

someone made a custom card
ifYOU CAN PROV E TO ME THAT LEVITICUS SAYS I CANT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH BALLOON ANIMALs THEN ILL BELIEVE YOU ON THIS OK
i have some japanese experimental breakcore made by a pool floatie if you want that instead
Spoiler
YouTube
what if earth and all the planets are actually pool floaties and space is a public pool for really big aliens
THIS IS A SERIOUS THEORY I WILL NOT HAVE IT IGNORED
your moms a pool floatie
you have some weird fetishes

5956
yel'r

that could be norse i guess

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The Flood / Re: i cant stop laughing at this
« on: January 21, 2015, 05:41:26 PM »
what is inspect element
yeah but it actually happened faggot

someone made a custom card
ifYOU CAN PROV E TO ME THAT LEVITICUS SAYS I CANT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH BALLOON ANIMALs THEN ILL BELIEVE YOU ON THIS OK
i have some japanese experimental breakcore made by a pool floatie if you want that instead
Spoiler
YouTube
what if earth and all the planets are actually pool floaties and space is a public pool for really big aliens
THIS IS A SERIOUS THEORY I WILL NOT HAVE IT IGNORED

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frickin fricks

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The Flood / Re: i cant stop laughing at this
« on: January 21, 2015, 04:22:30 PM »
what is inspect element
yeah but it actually happened faggot

someone made a custom card
ifYOU CAN PROV E TO ME THAT LEVITICUS SAYS I CANT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH BALLOON ANIMALs THEN ILL BELIEVE YOU ON THIS OK
i have some japanese experimental breakcore made by a pool floatie if you want that instead
Spoiler
YouTube
what if earth and all the planets are actually pool floaties and space is a public pool for really big aliens

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i appear to have started what you youngsters refer to as a "meme" in this thread

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The Flood / Re: cheat how could you be so FUCKING RETARDED
« on: January 21, 2015, 04:09:31 PM »
tfw you read embers posts and theres that pic of renamon flipping you off
it's a SHINY renamon lmao nerd doesnt even know his digimon
dont make me pull out the rule 34
i fukken dare ya pussynigga

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The Flood / ryle backwards sounds like the name of some celtic pagan god
« on: January 21, 2015, 04:08:27 PM »
elyr

elỳr - god of bestiality

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The Flood / Re: cheat how could you be so FUCKING RETARDED
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:58:59 PM »
tfw you read embers posts and theres that pic of renamon flipping you off
it's a SHINY renamon lmao nerd doesnt even know his digimon

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The Flood / cheat how could you be so FUCKING RETARDED
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:50:13 PM »
b.old has just been sitting there this whole time and you've never bothered trying to annex it

we will never expand our influence unless you take some goddamn initiative

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The Flood / Re: ember i need cleansing for i have sinned
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:46:21 PM »
I DIDNT ASKF OR THIS JOB

I WANTED TO BE A GYNECOLOGIST
Are you dead? Because I haven't seen any of your activity recently.
yes am dead talking 2 you from hell because i am jew

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The Flood / Re: i cant stop laughing at this
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:39:57 PM »
what is inspect element
yeah but it actually happened faggot

someone made a custom card
ifYOU CAN PROV E TO ME THAT LEVITICUS SAYS I CANT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH BALLOON ANIMALs THEN ILL BELIEVE YOU ON THIS OK

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The Flood / Re: ember i need cleansing for i have sinned
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:35:53 PM »
Embed I don't like scrafty I'm sorry pls clense
wait you mean renamon

thats renamon right
no it's allomon you fucking casuals jesus christ

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The Flood / Re: i cant stop laughing at this
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:33:56 PM »
what is inspect element

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The Flood / Re: Cheat, I have taken legal action you fucking neckbeard.
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:33:23 PM »
am i allowed to copypasta this

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The Flood / Re: WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLE
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:31:36 PM »
back in 2015 - 3 on google translate if you listened to the text-to-speech voice for english read "and with" it would say "and he now praises the ipad"

it was freakin weird

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