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The Flood / Re: Remember the Berenstain Bears?
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:16:02 AM »
old meme bro

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Gaming / Re: So now I know why the Enclave radio is fucking shit
« on: August 20, 2015, 10:09:33 PM »
they fucking got a british dude to voice the the president of the US
Yeah if you count a British guy as having a southern Virginia accent, then sure...

Unless you mean the actual voice actor.
eden was voiced by malcolm mcdowell, a rather well known british actor
But does he sound British?
no, but i mean

it's so unpatriotic

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Combat Evolved - Impressions thread (Progress: Halo)
« on: August 20, 2015, 03:06:37 PM »
It's sad knowing 343 won't ditch the shitty outdated human weapons because people will just cry about it.
But... but muh shitty and useless SMGs!!
ay bruh dont be talking smack about the smg, i fuck shit up with those things in halo 3

dual wield that shit, niggas just drop before they can get their little br 4-shot in
>dual wielding in Halo 3

I bet you were one of those bks that wouldn't veto Team Duals
you bet your mexican ass i dont veto team duals
I'll shrek you with a Plasma Rifle/SMG combo
you wanna go mate

let's go right now what's your fucking gay ass GT
If you could buy me a 360 with a disc tray that reads games and Gold I'll 1v1 against you
typical cop-out smh

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Combat Evolved - Impressions thread (Progress: Halo)
« on: August 20, 2015, 03:02:19 PM »
It's sad knowing 343 won't ditch the shitty outdated human weapons because people will just cry about it.
But... but muh shitty and useless SMGs!!
ay bruh dont be talking smack about the smg, i fuck shit up with those things in halo 3

dual wield that shit, niggas just drop before they can get their little br 4-shot in
>dual wielding in Halo 3

I bet you were one of those bks that wouldn't veto Team Duals
you bet your mexican ass i dont veto team duals
I'll shrek you with a Plasma Rifle/SMG combo
you wanna go mate

let's go right now what's your fucking gay ass GT

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Combat Evolved - Impressions thread (Progress: Halo)
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:58:11 PM »
It's sad knowing 343 won't ditch the shitty outdated human weapons because people will just cry about it.
But... but muh shitty and useless SMGs!!
ay bruh dont be talking smack about the smg, i fuck shit up with those things in halo 3

dual wield that shit, niggas just drop before they can get their little br 4-shot in
>dual wielding in Halo 3

I bet you were one of those bks that wouldn't veto Team Duals
you bet your mexican ass i dont veto team duals

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Combat Evolved - Impressions thread (Progress: Halo)
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:54:54 PM »
It's sad knowing 343 won't ditch the shitty outdated human weapons because people will just cry about it.
But... but muh shitty and useless SMGs!!
ay bruh dont be talking smack about the smg, i fuck shit up with those things in halo 3

dual wield that shit, niggas just drop before they can get their little br 4-shot in

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Gaming / Re: So now I know why the Enclave radio is fucking shit
« on: August 20, 2015, 01:51:08 PM »
they fucking got a british dude to voice the the president of the US
Yeah if you count a British guy as having a southern Virginia accent, then sure...

Unless you mean the actual voice actor.
eden was voiced by malcolm mcdowell, a rather well known british actor

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Gaming / Re: So now I know why the Enclave radio is fucking shit
« on: August 20, 2015, 10:20:33 AM »
they fucking got a british dude to voice the president of the US

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Gaming / Re: seriously though
« on: August 19, 2015, 10:10:11 PM »
The Mantis is noted as not being native to combat, and instead, an industrial machine, alongside the Cyclops, if you played Halo Wars. Industrial machines need to be big, in order to construct or move big, end of story on that one.
objection—the cyclops was actually developed as a result of the failings of early mjolnir armor attempts, around 2510

so even that took around 500 years

and the very first mjolnir armor sets were big and bulky like the cyclops

that's the point im trying to make--it seems like powered armor, be it military or industrial, big and bulky or small and form-ffiting, is a new technology even in the 2500s

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Gaming / Re: seriously though
« on: August 19, 2015, 09:28:15 PM »
Because there was like 400 years of peace therefore not a lot of military funding
but see though, the augmentations and shit were developed for the military

and you'd think there'd be at least some civilian usage of exoskeletons

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Gaming / seriously though
« on: August 19, 2015, 09:17:15 PM »
why the fuck did it take us 500 years in halo just to invent decent powered exoskeletons for military


faster-than-light travel? sure thing

anti-gravity? easy-peasy

sentient artificial intelligence with holographic, fully lifelike avatars? no problem

fusion reactors that can fit in the palm of your hand? we got this

super human augmentations? okey-doke

powered exoskeletons, a technology which is currently commercially available in japan? o shit what the fuck are you insane

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The Flood / Re: *steals your memes*
« on: August 19, 2015, 09:02:32 PM »
end abortion
 


👼✟

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The Flood / Re: *steals your memes*
« on: August 19, 2015, 08:22:24 PM »
👌

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tbh

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The Flood / Re: quote thread
« on: August 18, 2015, 03:27:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Death Date, when will you die?
« on: August 18, 2015, 03:22:00 PM »
Quote
The Mechanism computes date in three modes: neutral, optimistic and pessimistic. Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 63 years, 3 months and 25 days

Predicted Death Date: 17 july 2055
Time left: 39 years, 10 months and 30 days

The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:

TERRORISM • FREEZE • SUICIDE
Quote
TERRORISM
guess all those lame islam jokes ive made will finally catch up with me

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The Flood / Re: A better kind of selfie stick!
« on: August 17, 2015, 01:50:27 PM »
am i the only one who thinks that "selfie stick" could be the name of some kinky sex toy?

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The Flood / Re: How often do you masturbate?
« on: August 16, 2015, 09:17:47 AM »
once every leap year, and once i start i don't stop for 24 hours

it's a rather intense family tradition of mine

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The Flood / Re: Wise Words from Frank Barone
« on: August 16, 2015, 08:55:52 AM »
ravioli ravioli make me some fucking cannolis marie

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The Flood / Re: So, I decided to revive and rewrite my books
« on: August 16, 2015, 08:52:57 AM »
it's about damn time, you said you were making me a character in the story three years ago

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Gaming / Re: Someone Recomend me a good first/third person shooter
« on: August 15, 2015, 09:05:18 PM »
Oregon Trail

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else have really shitty dreams?
« on: August 15, 2015, 05:51:12 PM »
i have these weird sci fi dreams like traveling through a desert on a giant land ship (like that enclave base in broken steel) or building a wind turbine that creates tornados

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The Flood / Re: Posters Of Upcoming Pixar Films Allegedly
« on: August 15, 2015, 05:24:46 PM »
where the hell did the cars from Cars even come from

are they assembled in factories run by some unseen overlords?

or do they reproduce somehow, and if so, how does that work?

no hybrid cars (like a ferorsche or a toyundai) are shown, which suggests that if they do reproduce, they can only do it with cars of the same brand

in that case, how did all of the different brands originate? did they evolve like human races? was there an original, brandless race of cars from which all of the modern cars descend from?

furthermore, how do they build things?

at most they could assemble simple geometric structures like a 4x4 building, as they have no means of manipulating objects beyond towing them, making it impossible for them to make something like a vase or a tv

perhaps the unseen overlords construct all of their infrastructure and the cars just mooch off of the world they built for them

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The Flood / Re: how would you feel
« on: August 15, 2015, 04:30:08 PM »
i would say you verb8'd us quite well

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The Flood / Re: ok fine
« on: August 14, 2015, 06:51:28 PM »
aren't you going to tell us about how you survived the westboro death camps

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Year One
« on: August 14, 2015, 02:44:39 PM »
my favorite event was you being demoted from your mod position

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The Flood / Re: Rick And Morty Thread
« on: August 14, 2015, 02:12:46 PM »
this is earth radio

and now here's...human music

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The Flood / Re: Does explaining the joke kill the humor?
« on: August 12, 2015, 10:14:41 PM »
Rick And Morty dissects humor on occasion.

YouTube


I recently found out that this show utilizes retroscripting.
Wow.

Never has a thirty second clip made me want to start watching the entire show.
like vien said, it's probably the best adult cartoon on tv

the humor and the premise for each episode are both unbelievably creative

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