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The Flood / hey guys, uh
« on: January 06, 2016, 06:02:56 PM »
stu here

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The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday Zonda.
« on: January 06, 2016, 12:33:02 PM »
zonda liked more of my posts on b.net than probably all of y'all combined

so i think i win

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Gaming / Re: I've just come to the conclusion that I love pre-war Fallout
« on: January 06, 2016, 11:35:10 AM »
Commie Camp

a resource management game where you oversee an internment facility for chinese americans

then towards the end of the game the bombs fall and you must safely guide the surviving chinese to the warm embrace of san francisco

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The Flood / Re: Guys don't worry, we found the cure to cancer
« on: January 06, 2016, 11:15:59 AM »

this is how one cures themselves of cancer

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The Flood / Re: ever get those days where you just look up science facts?
« on: January 06, 2016, 11:03:36 AM »
i used to partake in boredom-fueled wikipedia science binges

nowadays it's more linguistics stuff

how fucking lame is that

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The Flood / Re: I haven't spoken to you guys
« on: December 31, 2015, 09:48:47 PM »
would it be the year 2019 in australia?

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i beat dead money three years ago and i still have nightmares of those radio transmitters that made your collar explode

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you haven't lived

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The Flood / Re: Which state do you live in?
« on: December 28, 2015, 08:51:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Which state do you live in?
« on: December 28, 2015, 08:46:06 PM »

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The Flood / Re: GUESS WHO'S MYTHIC
« on: December 28, 2015, 08:41:46 PM »
how does it make you feel that "mythic" rhymes with "arithmetic dick"?

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The Flood / Re: chinks brainwashing our youth
« on: December 28, 2015, 08:40:41 PM »


by god, it all makes sense

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The Flood / Re: What did you get for Christmas?
« on: December 25, 2015, 01:56:26 PM »
a yamaha keyboard and borderlands 2 (because why not)

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The Flood / Re: This is easily the cutest thing I have ever seen
« on: December 23, 2015, 05:10:01 PM »
bahamas


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The Flood / Re: How to decode your teenager's yapping
« on: December 23, 2015, 04:53:14 PM »
Dafuq does "mupload that ish" mean?
I want to have anal sex

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i don't even remember the last horror movie ive seen

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The Flood / Re: Drunk ama
« on: December 23, 2015, 03:50:01 PM »
sodom or gomorrah?

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The Flood / Re: How to decode your teenager's yapping
« on: December 23, 2015, 03:49:12 PM »
What does it mean when they say "I want to have anal sex?"
"Strictly speaking, the aim of quantum gravity is only to describe the quantum behavior of the gravitational field and should not be confused with the objective of unifying all fundamental interactions into a single mathematical framework. While any substantial improvement into the present understanding of gravity would aid further work towards unification, study of quantum gravity is a field in its own right with various branches having different approaches to unification. Although some quantum gravity theories, such as string theory, try to unify gravity with the other fundamental forces, others, such as loop quantum gravity, make no such attempt; instead, they make an effort to quantize the gravitational field while it is kept separate from the other forces. A theory of quantum gravity that is also a grand unification of all known interactions is sometimes referred to as a theory of everything (TOE)."

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The Flood / How to decode your teenager's yapping
« on: December 22, 2015, 04:13:08 PM »
For some reason many teenagers are refusing to use proper American. To assist parents with understanding their teenages I will now share my vaste knowledge on the subject of teenage yapping. Simply lookup what your teenager is saying and see what it actually means.



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The Flood / Re: Salam, man Door-am
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:15:28 PM »
Salam, chetori?
das zenen nit tan tsu gezunt far mir. ikh iz letstns fun meyn arbet, aun ikh hobn a grooyng khshd az meyn froy iz tshiting aoyf mir mit a nigeryan mentsh. ikh ton nit visn vos tsu ton

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The Flood / Re: Have barely traveled
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:21:36 AM »
when i was a baby my parents took me to a penis museum in amsterdam

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The Flood / Re: GUYS I FOUND AFRICAN SEP7AGON
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:20:20 AM »
Asalam Alaykum,
All praise is to Allah, the most beneficent, the most compassionate, the Sustainer and Cherisher of the Worlds, the Supreme. May His blessings be on Prophet Muhammad (SAW), his household, his companions and generations of Muslims till the Day of Judgement. (Ameen)
Having observed the trend of Muslim singles seeking spouses here on Nairaland Islam section and the complaints of some of us that finding suitable Muslim spouses is a rather difficult task, we the moderators of this section in collaboration with some active and well-respected members in this section carefully evaluated the merits and demerits of initiating a matchmaking service for Nairaland Muslim singles.
This process has led us to the conclusion that initiating this service is a worthwhile activity and as a result, we have decided to create this thread as the primary medium for achieving the objective of matching compatible Muslim singles for marriage based on the teachings and rules of Islam.

The following Nairalanders are members of the MSMS management team:

1. Maclatunji – Coordinator
2. Wizeboy – Head of Admin/Operations
3. Head of Online Operations
4. Yeyenatu – Secretary
5. Sissie –Event Planning/Abuja Liaison Officer
6. Kokozain –Chaperone/Management Team Coordination Officer
7. Nikola –Public Relations/Online Compliance Officer
8. Simbiatadesomi –Event Panning Officer 2
9. Baba11 – Operations Officer

This team is responsible for doing the administrative work required to make MSMS a success. In addition, we have a group of Advisers/Chaperones that would be working with prospective couples to see if they match and are suitable for marriage Insha Allah. Our esteemed Chaperones/Advisers are:
1. Penmight
2. Passingshot
3. Ameenahz
4. Ayinba1
5. Cocodiva
6. DYT

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The Flood / Re: To the people that hate me on this website for what I did.
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:36:59 PM »
y'know i never did receive any spoilers

just like how i never received lolicon from das

I'M A MEMBER TOO, I DON'T DESERVE THIS EXCLUSION

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The Flood / Re: >open "sep7agon.net" in google chrome
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:02:01 PM »
>google botnet
if you're not using a text-only browser from the early 90s you ain't doing it right

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon is a flower shop
« on: December 19, 2015, 03:21:59 PM »

this is me

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The Flood / Re: help me
« on: December 18, 2015, 03:32:14 PM »
i don't remember reading about this in the book of mormon

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i bet desty doesn't like christmas because one year his parents didn't buy him the right video game or some shit like that

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