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The Flood / Re: You think you're cool?
« on: January 23, 2016, 10:20:51 PM »
i've read over 18 terms and conditions

beat THAT, nerds

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The Flood / Re: Would any user's death make you cry?
« on: January 23, 2016, 10:15:40 PM »
the question is, how can any of us die when we already have no lives
OOOH HOLY FUCK

but yes i'd be rather sad if any of you guys died, particularly so for some of you

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a bottle of water

so basically i'm aquaman

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The Flood / Re: Don't down 20+ Red Bulls
« on: January 23, 2016, 08:08:58 PM »
Yeah, nothing to do with redbull

We'll shit lol.  My roomate was saying that it was a combo of red bull and alcohol
u just got pranked

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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 06:08:36 PM »
Why do people even pay attention to Ender. She's like 5 years old.
im actually younger than ender
are you the toddler that sent me the email about winning a million bucks
yeah

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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 06:05:48 PM »
Why do people even pay attention to Ender. She's like 5 years old.
im actually younger than ender

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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 05:59:12 PM »
don't be a baby, that ain't shit
its not bad its just hard to do mechanic and maintenance work when your hands are numb
40 wont make you numb

It wouldn't even make you shiver
now i like cold weather as much as the next guy but to say 40 degrees won't make you shiver is a bit of a stretch

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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:50:58 PM »
episode III: florida's revenge
no
this an american forum, we don't speak spanish around here
the joke is that "no" is also a spanish word, incase anyone didn't know

YouTube


https://www.youtube.com/user/pasatti2004/videos
why am i only now finding out about this woman

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The Flood / Re: Could you torture someone?
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:43:53 PM »
most likely not

im really quite the little pansy bitch, as DontbanmemodIknowyouwant2 puts it

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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:41:32 PM »
episode III: florida's revenge
no
this an american forum, we don't speak spanish around here
the joke is that "no" is also a spanish word, incase anyone didn't know

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The Flood / Re: Thanks for making me feel good Cheat.
« on: January 23, 2016, 12:55:24 PM »
You're easily our worst new poster.

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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 12:31:32 PM »
episode III: florida's revenge
no
this an american forum, we don't speak spanish around here

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i don't think there's anything tbh

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The Flood / Re: working outdoors today in 40° weather
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:24:32 AM »
episode III: florida's revenge

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The Flood / Re: Verb's favourite song
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:29:30 PM »
YouTube

no guizz this is totes verbz songg xDDDDDdddDdD (named dee /ˈdiː/[1]) is the fourth letter of the modern English alphabet and the ISO basic Latin alphabet.

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The Flood / Re: memes were so 2015
« on: January 22, 2016, 07:21:54 PM »
if they didn't want kids to get hooked on heroin they shouldn't have put hero in the name

boys love superheroes

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The Flood / Re: Electro Swing is fucking awful
« on: January 22, 2016, 09:41:35 AM »
i don't really like coke floats but i like electro swing

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The Flood / Re: How are you going to celebrate Black History Month?
« on: January 21, 2016, 07:17:54 AM »
by doing literally nothing related to it.
wow, racists

cool

Not racist. I just don't care.
not celebrating Black History Month makes you a fucking racist

I thought you were above this ignorant shit Deci

That sounds extreme.

http://www.headlinepolitics.com/people-are-outraged-that-this-deli-is-celebrating-white-history-month/
"White History Month" is more like white history months. As in, all 11 other ones.

African-Americans just get one month, and you don't even have the social integrity to recognize it....you're a bigot. Plain and simple.
Will something like the Holocaust happen again, in America?

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:22:07 PM »
Hold up. The OP says "tries to be funny and ALWAYS fail".

Everyone has succeeded at one point to be honest.
I think you expect too much of BezerkCommando.
Poor kid
fun fact: i have berzerkcommando on my xbox live friends list because of a mutual interest in world of tanks we discovered in the summer of 2013

but i don't think we've ever actually played anything together
that was a fun read
why else would i have prefaced it with "fun fact"

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:20:01 PM »
Hold up. The OP says "tries to be funny and ALWAYS fail".

Everyone has succeeded at one point to be honest.
I think you expect too much of BezerkCommando.
Poor kid
fun fact: i have berzerkcommando on my xbox live friends list because of a mutual interest in world of tanks we discovered in the summer of 2013

but i don't think we've ever actually played anything together

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:04:45 PM »
i don't find joce's shitposting that funny to be honest

i think ember's funnier
and my uncle said i'd never amount to anything
I always believed in you. I don't know where you got that from.
Don't you remember when I was six and brought home this drawing

and told you I wanted to be an illustrator when I grew up, and you said "Hehehe, I'm not so sure about that, kiddo!"?
It was just a prank, kiddo. A joke, if you will. I thought you knew. I'm sorry.
Well if it really was only a jest, then your apology is accepted.

Sorry, uncle. WebMD says I have a harder time picking up on that sort of thing.

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:50:56 PM »
i don't find joce's shitposting that funny to be honest

i think ember's funnier
and my uncle said i'd never amount to anything
I always believed in you. I don't know where you got that from.
Don't you remember when I was six and brought home this drawing

and told you I wanted to be an illustrator when I grew up, and you said "Hehehe, I'm not so sure about that, kiddo!"?

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:43:53 PM »
i don't find joce's shitposting that funny to be honest

i think ember's funnier
and my uncle said i'd never amount to anything

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The Flood / Re: Thread about potatoes
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:42:48 PM »
i'd say the roasted variety is my favorite manifestation of potatoes, though there i don't think there's a method of preparing potatoes that i don't like

it truly boggles me how the entire old world somehow got by for almost 10,000 years without em

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:26:40 PM »
should me and jocephalopod form a travelling comedy act? serious question

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The Flood / Re: "Reaction gifs are cringy"
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:25:09 PM »
For the first time ever, linguists have successfully translated a piece of Canaanite text, written in the Proto-Sinaitic script (the believed ancestor of most modern alphabets). The text originates from a stone engraving found in the Serabit el-Khadim locality of the Sinai peninsula, and reads "mat l b'calet yigiš, 'Ēl roʾš hillul ka'", which has been translated to "like if u hate cancer, ignore and god will punish u".

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The Flood / but the fact of the matter is
« on: January 20, 2016, 05:34:52 PM »
YouTube

most of them are childless, single men who masturbate to anime

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The Flood / Re: Oh boy here we go
« on: January 20, 2016, 05:10:50 PM »
Hey folks! I noticed that tensions in this thread have been getting rather high, so I thought I'd alleviate some of the hostilities with a bit of zany, observational anti-humor!


My Adventure Quest account was never quite the same after Somalia. Simply logging in is a struggle as I am always reminded of what They did to me on that warm November night, there in a dark alleyway in Mogadishu.
 

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The Flood / Re: AM I NOT PRETTY ENOOOUGH?
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:39:38 PM »
>evolution
>not just a theory
>2016

lmao
if evolution isn't real then why are you so UGLY

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The Flood / Re: SUS thread
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:04:44 PM »
what if one day you woke up and suddenly all life on earth was potbellied pigs

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