im convinced dale gribble somehow escaped the animated world and became camnator

nobody has made a montage parody of this ed edd and eddy clip

"88 noscopes edward"

for your penis to retract completely back into your body after masturbation

my son timothy just came to me with this question and i was wondering if i should contact his pediatrician dr. berkowitz

hardstyle goes BONG BONG BONG

techno/acid house/rave goes unce unce unce

dubstep goes wub wub wub can i use this in my minecraft video wub

trance goes song name?

drum and bass goes kick snare kicksnare we wished we were pendulum

rap/hip hop goes ni­gga ni­gga ni­gga ni­gga ni­gga ni­gga ni­gga

trap goes kick ni­gga kicksnare ni­gga kick kickkick ni­gga snare ni­gga ni­gga kick ni­gga kicksnare ni­gga

alternative rock goes CRAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIINS

jpop goes moshi moshi kawaii desu sugoi watashi desu i hope-u america-senpai will come and drop its nuclear load on us again-u~

country goes SHOULDN'T YOU BE PICKIN COTTON RIGHT ABOUT NOW YOU DUMB NEGRO or WHY DID MY SISTER HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH ME

and reggae goes smoke dat kush ganja rudeboy

\\hacker stuff

<beep boop 1337>

urmum{if x = 69}

/420 kush\

using_ur_ip_4_gayhentai

nsa got nothing on me

 is a dick flick

true story

this kills the man

is anyone here hitler

i could use his guidance

ryle

ryle

roiyle

roiyle

role

roel

rel

reyel

real

real?

real trap shit

like damn son

where'd ya find this

check dat darude-sandstorm (kush og trap remix) holla at me now

holla holla get dolla

hitmarkers up in this shit

kids be like you fu­cking hacker after them legit awp 720s on counter strike source

goddamn ml to the g ni­ggas remember to check them mtn dew bottles for that double xp

yo

or the site gets it

t3+1r

The invention of the popular photo fad, the selfie, came with the invention of photography in the late 1820s. French inventor Nicéphore Niépce was attempting to photograph the countryside near Toulouse when he accidentally snapped a photo of himself.

Of course, he didn't realize this immediately because it took a few days for the picture to develop. Once it did develop, he came to the conclusion that it was the most absolutely swagtastic thing he had ever seen. He quickly patented the act of taking a selfie.

Within a few years, selfies were taking by people of all walks of life. John Wilkes Booth, famous killer of the 16th US president Abraham Lincoln, took a selfie moments before the event and uploaded it to InstaGraham™. "Totes gonna assassinate this nerd. #SouthPride" he wrote.

Unfortunately for Booth, the NSA used this post to find and capture him.

Around 80 years later, German dictator Adolf Hitler enacted the Nuremberg Laws. These laws were mostly targeted at the Jewish population, but among these laws was the prohibition of taking a selfie. You see, Mr. Hitler lacked the self-confidence to share any photos of himself with others. This ban resulted in a wave of German immigrants arriving in the US. Most modern white girls are descended from these immigrants.

What selfie takers do not realize is that every selfie ever taken is stored in a database by the Illuminati, which sells the pictures to their prime customer, the Israelis. The Israelis then use their enigmatic Judaic Magics to create clones from these images to serve in the IDF . This is why the small country has such a steady supply of manpower for their military.

i keep like 15-20 friends on my xbox friends list whom i added back in halo 3 custom games/cod4/gow2 horde and haven't been online in over three years

for sentimental value, for memories of simpler times

trufax

we shall kill dick scott, take over florida's government and secede from the us

i call king

bc is head of defense

rc can be vice king if that's a thing

officer nasty shall be head of justice

and ryle and vien are the parliament

alright we need to write up a constitution
first law: no nerds allowed