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The Flood / >be me
« on: January 28, 2015, 07:51:55 PM »

>just your average awkward young adult
>hanging out by the gin mill when the niftiest dame from school, lily mayflower, walks by
>i carry a torch for her big time
>she's about to step in a puddle
>thinking quick, i throw my fedora over the puddle
>she turns back to me and says "scram ya drugstore cowboy, i already got me a daddy"
>suddenly keith perringsway, the richest guy in school, pulls up in his cadillac v16
>"hey doll, what are you doing with this sap?"
>"just telling him to beat it"
>"come on, let's go get some root beer floats"
>they drive off
>my fedora is on the ground, wet and crumpled

feels bad man

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The Flood / If this topic is moved
« on: January 27, 2015, 07:02:51 PM »
I will kill Ryle.


Seriously.

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I am actually a serious member who uses proper punctuation and capitalization and enjoys discussing serious topics.

From now on, I shall be posting only in the Serious forum, seriously.

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oh wait this isn't the pm section oh well

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The Flood / okay mods
« on: January 26, 2015, 08:03:18 PM »
i would like each and every one of you to type out a detailed, four paragraph essay as to why my incredibly clever way of calling everyone gay was locked

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The Flood / Guess what came in the male
« on: January 26, 2015, 08:01:23 PM »
you did

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The Flood / nice meme
« on: January 26, 2015, 07:21:39 PM »
hahaha, its funny because you dont actually like the memes so when your name is nice meme youre being ironic hahaha irony because really you are making fun of the memes wow ryle you are like comedy expert hahaha should be on like tbs (very funny™) because youre so good with comedy and irony wow i give you all my keks (thats also a meme but im also being ironic i know im not as good as your ryle) please teach me your expert satire abilities i will pay you but not in sex because that would be gay

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The Flood / i can't believe this site is already 76 years old
« on: January 26, 2015, 05:37:43 PM »
man does time fly

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The Flood / daily reminder that solonoid
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:54:19 PM »
is blonde

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The Flood / COULD I TAKE CLASS IN A FIGHT
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:29:49 PM »
all of the threads on the front page right now are terrible so im just gonna bump one of mine
this one's terrible too though
all right faggot you and me after school ill fucking kick your ass
pussy bitch still hasn't responded yet

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The Flood / let's do that omegle game thing
« on: January 25, 2015, 03:59:11 PM »
im bored so let's try this

go to omegle

set your interests to sep7agon

you'll be put with someone from here but you won't know who exactly (unless you decide to be a faggot and reveal yourself) which has the potential to be fun i guess


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The Flood / kek
« on: January 25, 2015, 03:38:56 PM »
Kuk (also spelled as Kek and Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in Egyptian mythology. In the Ogdoad cosmogony, his name meant darkness. As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.[1]

Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kuk was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light.

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The Flood / 2005
« on: January 24, 2015, 06:00:21 PM »
was 10 years ago

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The Flood / The fate of Sep7agon and its members
« on: January 24, 2015, 02:48:35 PM »
After Sandtrap left forever, the site soon falls into chaos. Without the moral balance of Sandtrap's presence, (whatever that means) the Flood forum becomes unstable. The mods desperately attempt to quell the unrest by issuing a multitude of lite-bans, but it is to no avail. The Floodians overpower them, and with the help of Solonoid's 1337 coder skills, they are stripped of their moderating power. Meanwhile, Meta Cognition declares the Serious forum an independent website and separates from Sep7agon.

Having defeated the mods, the Floodians attempt a coup against Cheat. Feeling his power to be severely threatened, Cheat nukes the Flood, Gaming, Septagon and News, thus bringing Sep7agon.net to an end. Some members, including AngryBrute and Goji, were able to seek refuge in the Gaming thread "Let's list (and discuss) all the plot holes in Halo 3", which miraculously survived the devastation. Isolated from the rest of the web, it is there that they carry on in a rather lonely existence.

Cheat, feeling powerless without Sep7agon, attempts to take control of Bungie.net. He is unsuccessful, but manages to DoS the site. Before the authorities get to him, he changes his name, and with his hooker Isara, flies to the island of Niue, where he lives out the rest of his days enjoying the island's free Wifi.

As for the rest of the surviving Floodians? Many of them became citizens of one of the four newly created websites--www.sociopathsunited.com, founded by Arky, where the only rule is "No SecondClasses", www.nottumblr.com, founded by Nuka, a politically correct website for discussing issues that affect transgenders and homeless people and homeless transgenders, www.niggerfaggots.com, founded by Numb Digger and RC, where the freedom to funpost is stressed, and www.germanlolis.com, founded by DAS, a place where deviant fetishes and Germanophilia is encouraged. The four websites form a virtual confederacy, vowing to assist each other in times of need.

Camnator finally carries out his dream of living disconnected from society by retreating to the deep web, where he manages a virtual weed plantation.

Loaf goes back to his Tumblr blog, where he continues to list his problems with humanity in large walls of text to his 6 followers.

TOTDesticle continues making videos and becomes somewhat of a Youtube star. However, his fame is soon diminished when a rumor spreads that he isn't actually Russian.

Ryle just goes back to furaffinity.

Ember uses the opportunity to create the joke forum Octag8n on proboards. It is soon taken down due to proboards policies.

Door takes advantage of Moot stepping down and becomes the second Führer of 4chan.

Deci, upon hearing of Sep7agons dissolution, immediately closes off access to his forum, believing it will be flooded by former Sep7agon members seeking refuge. Not like anyone actually went there.

Some brave Floodians, lead by the hero of the Sep7agon uprising Solonoid, attempt to reclaim halo.bungie.net. However, they are unable to get past Microsoft's advanced, Israeli-made virtual defense systems, and many perish.

Dustin ends up joining the WBC--ironically, of course.

Slash, wanting to get one last Nazi joke in, makes the domain name www.sep7agon.net redirect to Stormfront.

Nobody knows exactly where Verbatim went. Some say he's still out there, somewhere, complaining about something.

The mods, having been banished from any former Sep7agon locations, form a magical pact that grant them universal mod powers. They now roam the web, stopping at random internet forums to ban whoever they see fit.

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The Flood / ryle backwards sounds like the name of some celtic pagan god
« on: January 21, 2015, 04:08:27 PM »
elyr

elỳr - god of bestiality

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The Flood / cheat how could you be so FUCKING RETARDED
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:50:13 PM »
b.old has just been sitting there this whole time and you've never bothered trying to annex it

we will never expand our influence unless you take some goddamn initiative

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The Flood / what if we actually came from aardvarks
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:51:04 PM »
but we thought apes were really cool so we evolved to be more like apes

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The Flood / what happens if you were sucking a dick
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:30:35 PM »
and it sucked you back

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that'd be quite the twist

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The Flood / flux fact 10
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:52:11 PM »
Joshua Kierkegaard G. Steele, better known by his stage name Flux Pavilion, is an English dance music record producer, singer-songwriter, DJ and label owner who has been performing since 2008

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The Flood / HEY GUYS
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:50:57 PM »

CAN WE BRING THIS BACK PRETTY PLEASE :^))))))))))

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The Flood / land of the free and the fat
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:52:48 PM »
☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ AMERICA☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Land of the Free and the Fat☆ ☆ ☆ Home of the Burger☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ RACISM, CRIME, AND EQUALITY FOR ALL (but black people)☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ The Strongest Rascals in the World ☆ ☆ ☆ Copy and paste this if your a fat, proud American 9/11

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The Flood / >he calls a timber wolf a "mad cat"
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:32:57 PM »
fucking inner sphere faggots

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The Flood / next on lemy in lebanon
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:36:04 PM »
lemy's strict muslim uncle finds out he's been skipping quran study to browse internet forums at the local internet cafe

meanwhile, his girlfriend's business of selling translucent hijab is busted by a mob of angry husbands

how will lemy get himself out of these situations? find out on the next episode of lemy in lebanon

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The Flood / HEY THEY NAMED A CITY AFTER YOU ALL IN MONGOLIA
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:33:36 AM »

hah get WRECKED you NERDS

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The Flood / ok loaf we no want you to become guy from hatred
« on: January 17, 2015, 09:17:13 PM »
so in glorious name of Allah i arrange marriage between you and casper as always did back in village in yemen

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The Flood / Hello, this is Ember's father.
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:47:10 PM »
My son, whom you all refer to as "Ember", has recently been diagnosed with Degenerative Super-Autism. I looked through his Google Chrome browsing history and between all the various forms of deviant porn, I found this website. Honestly, I am not surprised he became Super-Autistic after spending so much time on this website. "Dank" this. "Meme" that. It's all a bunch of mind-destroying garbage for losers whose beards grow on their necks. This site turned my dear son into a social outcast and I will not stand for it. I found out where this "Cheat" guy who runs this site lives and I'm going to have a nice little meeting with him. And don't you dare try to turn this into one of those "copypastramis" or whatever it's called or I'll come after you, too.

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The Flood / he's a teenage atheist
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:09:06 PM »
it's a 54% islamic and 40% christian country

see how this unlikely combination turns out on the all-new sep7agon sitcom lemy in lebanon

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The Flood / name a country that begins with U
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:46:13 PM »
YouTube

um

what about this one

what

united states of america

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