i just caught sight of this massive, circular, glowing object in the sky

im unsure if this ghastly orb is visible in all of the us, but considering the recent concerns over a widespread terrorist attack on the 2015th anniversary of our great nation's upbringing, i am completely certain that this is some sort of isis orbital superweapon capable of utter destruction on a continental scale

i theorize its bright yellow coloration is a result of it being made of solid brass derived from the multitude of musical instruments the marauding islamists have melted down during their merciless conquests throughout the middle east and north africa

so, floodians of abroad, with this thread i leave you all with one final and heartfelt goodbye, for i am sure that i, along with every other individual inhabiting the united states of america, will be dead within the next hour

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/26/asia/handsome-gorilla-shabani/

offtopic got flipped, turned upside down
and id like to take a minute, just sit right here
and tell you all about how kleenex became the fresh👌of sep7agon.net

DAS B00T x2 played as an Elite in Halo 3?

Do you want an Elite-player like him around your children?

so, apparently, the forerunner-precursor war was fought as a result of the precursors wanting to pass the mantle on to humanity

but this was ten million years ago, a whole six million years before even australopithecus evolved

im guessing the precursors had some fancy space-magic way of knowing that eventually those lemur looking things that were around back then were gonna become humans?

bought your 50 you fucking trash

lmao

that's sad regards sadfrog

dramatic consists of the words drama and tic

and tic is like an uncontrollable vocal/behavioral outburst someone does regularly

so when you call someone dramatic, you're saying they have a tic for causing drama

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nothin personnel

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basedlove dont give a fuck

cUNTS