squidward: leave me alone barnacle brain, i am trying to read my Japanese manga

mine was taken out when i was 6

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Check-Out-The-Bad-Boy-Guns-565423952

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i can't fuckin believe nobody has made a thread about this yet

cuckold

Don't know why i'm telling you people i guess just to let out what i've been keeping inside for a while

when did your FAT JEWISH ASS change the amount of posts needed for mythic??

i DEMAND a refund

It was 2005, back when this site was still young and relatively unknown. I signed up on this site as "MysticArk" because of the Japanese only RPG on the Super Famicom of the same name made by Enix. Unfortunately, right from the very beginning, I caused trouble for NintendoMaximus, the first deviant that hated me, mainly because I demanded him to burn his Toon Disney DVDs for me. After he trolled me, and treated me like trash, I left for a short time. Then I returned in 2008, and that is when I met the best friend I have ever met on DA and that was Tito-Mosquito. Then I uploaded my hand-drawn artwork and he loved it as well as a few others. Then in 2010, a tragedy happened to me here- I was severely trolled upon and put on Encyclopedia Dramatica all because I was considered a weeaboo, an jerk who wanted people to do what I wanted, who hated Mario, who hated criticism in any way, shape, or form, who was never open minded, and it caused me to hate everyone on here, and I still do today.  Because of that incident, I have went to the mental hospital all because this site angered me and upset me so much because the people here don't care about my opinions or the way I am. And you still don't even care either. I even wanted to commit suicide because of the way the people were to me. Afterwards, I have returned to DA in 2013 to get a fresh start, by making fake game covers, but again, you people here on DA recoginize me and the way I am. Even one person here on DA made a video on Youtube by the name of "DeviantSHART" about me and the way I was, and I was furious and horrified at what I have seen. So I have left DeviantART again in 2014, because I knew in my heart that you people here will never forgive me. You are all too cruel. I was very depressed, upset, I still took my medicine, but all I ever did was sit day after day in isolation being alone with no one to talk to. And now, 5 years later after I was destroyed here, my mother passed away due to a heart attack, thanks to a clogged artery. I loved her very much. She was the only person in my life who made me happy during those five years of hell you all have put me through and now she has passed away, leaving me with nothing for me to be happy with.  So, that is my entire story- my long painful story of my life here on DA. And my emotional scars that were carved here thanks to you people here on DA who are better than me and who think they are better than me will never heal thanks to all of you.  I will never change who I am or the way I am for anyone on here, no matter how many times you people try to threaten me or destroy me. I simply will not tolerate it anymore. I see all of you here as my enemy now after the way you have treated me.

I don't even want to succeed in life or become a cartoonist or animator or whatever anymore all because of all of you.  I even burned all of my worthless, piece of shit artwork as well as deleting all of my fake game covers. To put it bluntly- I am a loser. Nothing but a god-damn loser who preys on the lives of others just to make them feel miserable.  I don't even have a life to live for.

In fact, the time has come for me to tell all of you all of the 67 things that I hate:
Here we go, and many of them will anger and upset you.

1: DeviantART and all people on it for the way you all have treated me
2: BBC's Doctor Who
3. The Angry Video Game Nerd
4. The Nostalgia Critic
5. Valve Inc. and all of their games, including Team Fortress 2
6. All Mario games. (Don't get me wrong, I do like Nintendo, but not the Mario games.)
7. CGI animated movies and TV shows
8. Live-action shows and sitcoms
9. All Non-Japanese game developers (including European, Canadian, Australian and American developers)
10. Online games, MMORPGs, casual games on tablets
11. Disney and everything related to them
12. Adventure Time
13. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (and everything MLP related)
14. Any job out in the workforce due to the way people are
15. My father, his demands and what he wants
16. Foolishness and stupidity
17. Seth McFarlane's cartoons and movies (Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show)
18. Videogames that are E-rated or rated for all audiences
19. Open-minded people who hate people like me
20. People who treat the handicapped, the elderly, or people who can't help being the way they are or using their disability as a crutch like trash
21. Romance, love and affection in cartoons, movies, games, or books
22. Pop Culture icons and references
23. Total and complete failure from me.
24. The tyranny of the world's governments
25. Anything cute or light-hearted
26. Valentine's Day.
27.  People who demand that I respect them just because they are better than me
28. God and Jesus Christ
29. Cruelty and evil that all people here on DA have
30. Psychiatric asylums, hospitals and 96-hour punishments due to my own behavior and for people not understanding me for how I am
31. Drastic changes to the way things are or have been
32. 50's-60's music (Rock and roll, like Elvis and the Beach Boys)
33. Rap and hip-hop music
34. Country music
35. People who repeat themselves constantly
36. Additives and preservatives in food
37.  People who think I am weird and a complete lunatic
38 . Songs and dancing in cartoons, movies and TV shows
39.  Superheroes (Marvel, DC, and all comic companies)
40. Sports and sports jocks
41. People who can't handle my anger and hatred
42. The military, police, FBI, CIA- I am afraid of them so much....
43. Licensed videogames put in the hands of Non-Japanese developers.
44. Gameplay videos on Youtube (due to gamer idiots who act like complete morons on them and speak during gameplay)
45. Game critics and reviewers who bash on small companies from Japan
46. Pop music, dubstep, ska, and techno music
47. Internet memes (such as Trollface, Forever Alone, etc.)
48. Comedic plays and movies
49. Italian Westerns
50. Weird "Al" Yankovic's music
51. Religious music, cartoons, movies and books
52. Art rules, techniques, or anything art related.
53. Renaissance artists, French artists (for creating all of those hard as hell art rules and techniques)
54. Voice actors who should've never been in cartoons (like Grey Griffin, Tara Strong, Tom Kenny, and Jeremy Shada)
55. Having to have to earn my right to become a famous animator, cartoonist, artist, musician or anything that uses your mind and your two hands to create
56. The state of California and the people who live there
57. People who expect me to work and do not want to hear about my problems!
58. Reality TV shows (like Duck Dynasty)
59. Colleges & technical schools (due to their unforgiving difficulty)
60. People who hate what I like and who all like what I hate
61. Criticism and judgement towards anything and everything I say, I do, what I am into or what I eat
62. People who are better than me in every way in terms of behavior, creativity skills, intelligence and work ethic
63. People who demand too much out of me.
64. People who interrupt me.
65. Parties and crowds.
66. Italians and their culture
67. Cartoons and animation- due to how difficult they are and how cheesy and how immature they are.

So yeah. Those are the things I hate. Yes, I hate too much and that I am not open minded, like all of you here want me to be, but I do not care. You all have ruined me these past 10 years. All I can do now is sit and cower in fear each and every single day as you people here make me feel more like I am nothing but a worthless pile of shit every single day, giving me hateful suggestions as for me to kill myself, for me to never be here, to leave here, to make everyone in the whole site hate me, and to say that no one wants me here.  There are only a few people here on DA that do actually like me and care for me for the way I am. Tito Mosquito, Jose-Ramiro, Izcalli2006, Solo-W, ZeoLightning, and Fire-Miracle. At least they are all better people here than any of you all could ever be because they tolerate me and the way I am.  So- I am going to leave you all with these very important questions.  Are you all going to keep being cruel to me and treat me like shit?  Or are you all going to start tolerating me for the way I am just like my small group of friends who actually care?   The choice is yours to make.

I have nothing else to say to you all.  I am not afraid of any of you.

"just a little off the tip"

t4r

finished the last race against razor in nfs most wanted after like 10 years of owning the game and the shit freezes up

seriously feel like shoving a freshly sharpened pencil up my urethra

i want a divorce

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