http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/guys-lets-start-a-meme/

in our final days on b.net before our mass exodus offsite, (so around may 2014) this user appeared on offtopic who was apparently an incredibly naive child--he posted a picture of "himself" (a rather innocent looking blonde kid with his mom in the background), used "HEdoublehockeysticks" in an exchange and just overall was made fun of for his cringeworthy online ineptitude

however, in the end, i'm pretty sure jocephalopod, the madman, came forward and confessed that it was his alt

an erectangle

now lemme see those likes

are you a "nye-ill-ist"?

JOHη  CEηα!!!

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̡̺͕̲̭̮̠̯͖̱͔̮͚̟͖̞̫͙̾ͬ͐ͧ̏ͧ̓̇ͪ͒ͨ̐ͬ̽͑ͯ͑͊̚͝2̵̧͚͍͍̳̯ͪ͂ͫͧͯ̽̓͑ͬͭ͆́͞1̌̔ͩͯ͐ͥͮ̎̽̏́̚͏̨͏̦͔̺̝̹̪̣̼̟!͓͙̳̗͍̤̹̳̪̦͛͆͑̃͋ͯ̍̉ͭ͐ͭ́̕͞͡!̨̓̃͂̃̎ͧ̍̎͒ͨ̑̉̀͏̻͈̹͖͍͚̱͙̰͙̮͓̣̥̪̖̟!̦̘̲̾ͧ̄͋͂ͥ̑̚̕͜!̵̐͆̄ͩͪ̌̃ͪͥ̇ͧͩͦ̈́ͫ̚͏͇̹̩̬̹͔̟͍͓̖!̸̢̃̔͗̑͂͒̍̉ͧͯ̇́͢͏̶̪̣̼̙̬͓̼̯ ̜̳̜̯̯̜̼͓̬̖̎ͪͩͦ̾̀G̡͛͆͋̂̎̇͆ͯͭ̇ͥ̓͆͗͏̹͚̩͟͡E̢̟̠̲̻̼͇̦͈͖̮̦̯̤̝̒̓̈́ͦ̇̀ͮ̈́͛͂̔ͧ̕͟͟T̴̩̜̰͍͈̼͖̟̠ͦ͂̌͗̍̿ͮͤͬ̍̃ͧ̋͒ͩͩͨ̚͘͢ͅ ͐̉͌͆͆ͦ͋̑̾͂̃̓̃̓̓͋͏̨͏̷̭͚̝̮̞̖̰̘̠̲͉̩̪̹͓ͅP̢ͦ̌̊͛ͧ͏͘҉͉̭̭̬̲̬͚̰̹̻ͅRͤͭ̃ͨ̃̍́̚҉̷̶̨͎̠̱̩̬͈̫̙̯̝͙͇͎̮̼͖̣̞̕ͅĀ̛̯͈̘̹͉̩̥̲͔̼̋̐ͪͪͦ̍͋̏͒̉̋ͩ̋̆̚͘N̷̸̡̨̖͙͙̪̙͚͕ͦ͌ͧͪ̾ͧͫ̚K̡̖͇͎̮̲͎̤̰̣̦̙͓͎̫̯̬̗ͭͦ̐ͪͧ̔ͣ͒͆ͤͬͩ͋ͦ̑̀̚̚ͅE̡̨͕̫̠̥̪̠̖̹̻̤̼̱̼̪̘̣ͨ͒̆̓̌͛͊̎͒̀̍̒͟͞D̡͕͕͔̤̱̥̮̜͙̺̤͇̣̩͚̣͇̒͗͆̊͗̔ͤ͛̎̎̓̃̅̓̉ͨ̿ ̸͓̯͕͙̺͎̤̬̖̯̗͇̳̻̫̹̙̑̾̓ͩͭ̑͞͠L̵̶̢̙̝̪̥̟̮̣̫͔͈̙͕̲̼̮ͪ̈̇͛ͬͮ͐̽ͩ͒ͩ̋̑̉͐͟͜O̶̢̯̠͍̼͚̺̺͓͎̱̰͙͍̹̼͚ͧ̌̈̽͑͌͒̆̾ͅL̶̦̝͙̺̱̯̭͓̙̗̱̬̝̦̿ͫͯ̇͗ͨͨ̍ͩͬ̆͐͐̕͘͘͠

Yesterday. during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to regular school like all the other kids."

Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet.

I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?

winds up to 70 mph, school's closed and everything

there's a hugeass pine tree in my backyard that's already leaning towards my house



guys, if i die, i just want you all to know it's been a hell of a ride. i will live on through challenger's avatar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Szapocznik

donald trump in this picture?

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