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« on: March 23, 2016, 11:42:36 AM »
recently i've been dropping ironic references to halo 3 multiplayer in my shitposts, but i'm done. we're doing this shit for real. i am personally calling out: 1v3, BR starts on the pit. 4:20 pm eastern time. (that's 8:20 pm for the bong and 9:20 for the swedeshit) BE THERE BITCHES
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« on: March 23, 2016, 11:10:58 AM »
it ruins the whole premise of lemy in lebanon
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« on: March 22, 2016, 11:00:04 PM »
a child by the name of ember was born in the remote arabian hamlet of dubai
he would go on to be a disappointment to everyone and everything
now let's fuck, ender
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« on: March 21, 2016, 04:13:15 PM »
youme
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« on: March 21, 2016, 03:10:45 PM »
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« on: March 20, 2016, 03:39:43 PM »
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« on: March 20, 2016, 01:06:09 AM »
smh man don't you got better things to do
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« on: March 20, 2016, 12:44:52 AM »
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« on: March 19, 2016, 09:21:36 PM »
the evidence is pointing to "no"
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« on: March 16, 2016, 12:53:15 PM »
so last night i hd a dream that me and das were hanging around a park (it was actually almost identical to a real park near my house) and in this park was a saudi nuclear silo (because apparently saudi arabia had become a nuclear-armed state)
anyway me and das started taunting the guards at the silo to the point that they initiated a nuclear attack on the US
so we used a catapult to launch random shit into the silo, which fucked up the missile's launch and caused it to land and detonate safely in a nearby forest (because apparently if a forest is thick enough, it can absorb a nuclear explosion)
afterwards me and das were like "should we tell sep7agon about this?" and after a moment we concluded "nah man, cuz nsa n shit"
and then i woke up
so yeah post about your recent bizaare dreams that may or may not have involved sep7agon
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« on: March 16, 2016, 12:28:05 AM »
that the upside-down text on a cable was not korean
then, just earlier, it took me a few seconds to realize that the word "cheddar" in a TGIF menu should not have been capitalized
my life is full of discoveries
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« on: March 13, 2016, 03:25:42 PM »
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« on: March 13, 2016, 01:25:40 PM »
how long does this gentle youth have to live?
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« on: March 12, 2016, 02:47:08 PM »
?
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« on: March 12, 2016, 02:26:47 PM »
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« on: March 11, 2016, 08:34:58 PM »
man does time fly
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« on: March 11, 2016, 07:48:38 PM »
the word "shit" is derived from old english scitan which in turn is derived from proto-germanic skit which, further still, is derived from proto-indo-european skei, meaning "to cut or split" you know what's another word that comes from skei? CHEKMAIT ADEISTS :DDDDD
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« on: March 11, 2016, 07:23:24 PM »
sit the fuck down, timmy
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« on: March 10, 2016, 06:43:30 PM »
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« on: March 10, 2016, 06:05:33 PM »
i do
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« on: March 09, 2016, 09:12:07 PM »
and he still hasn't turned in his uzbek assignment Today we will begin actually learning the mechanisms of the Uzbek language.
Uzbek is a Common Turkic language spoken my approximately 27 million people. The closest language to Uzbek is Uyghur, which is spoken by around 11 million people in northwestern China and has a mutual intelligibility degree of about 70% with Uzbek.
Three different scripts have been used for writing Uzbek throughout history. From the Middle Ages until 1928 it was written exclusively in the Arabic script; afterwards, a variant of the Cyrillic alphabet was introduced, which coincided with the creation of the Uzbek Soviet Socialist Republic. After the fall of the Soviet Union, the Latin script was adopted as the primary means of writing the language, and is the most commonly used script today in Uzbekistan. Among Uzbek minorities in Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan, the Cyrillic alphabet is preferred, and in Afghanistan, the Arabic alphabet is still in use. We will be focusing on Uzbek written in the Latin script. Pronunciation Guide
"R" is pronounced with a trill "I" is pronounced as a long E "J" is pronounced the same as in English "O" is pronounced like the o in "hot" "A" is pronounced like the A in "cat" or like "ai" "Q" is pronounced like a K, but further back in the throat "X" is pronounced like the CH in "loch" "U" can be pronounced both like a long or a short U, depending on the word "Oʻ " is pronounced like the U in "fur" "Gʻ " is pronounced like an R but further back in the throat " ʼ " is a glottal stop, such as in "uh-oh"
Additional Tips • a = [ Ja ] after g and k • i = [ɨ] in the middle and at the end of words, [ i ] elsewhere • f = [ p ] in the middle and at the end of words • q changes to g' when in a two -syllable noun with a genitive pronoun ending, e.g.o'rtoq-Flm > o'rtog'Im • tis silent when end of a two -syllable word, for example do'st [ do's ], past [ pas ],daraxt [ darax ] • u = [ Ju ] after g and k• at the end of words, b, v, g, d, z are devoiced • the apostrophe after a vowel indicates that the vowel is long, e.g.ra'no [ra no ]After a consonant it indicates that the consonant is followed by a brief breath orno sound, e.g.san'at [san=at ]In Russian loanwords it is used to indicate that aconsonant is not have a palatal • j and v are used in foreign loanwords (mainly from Russian), and in a few native Uzbek words
Word Order
Uzbek uses a Subject-Object-Verb (SOV) grammar system. If English was an SOV language, the sentence "I ate food" would become "I food ate". (In Uzbek, it is Men ovqat eb.)
Adjectives come before nouns: U yosh bola (He young child): He is a young child.
Adverbs come before verbs: U tez gapirdi (He quickly spoke): He spoke quickly.
Interrogatives are placed in the sentence where the answer will go: Bu kim? Bu Verbatim. (This who? This Verbatim): Who is this? This is Verbatim.
Postpositions come after nouns: Biz memet haqida gapirdik (We memes about talked): We talked about memes.
Vocabulary -U (he) -tez (quickly) -biz (we) -haqida (about) -gapirdik (talked) -yosh (young) -bola (male child) -eb (ate) -siz (you) -oqvat (food) -ehtiyoj (need) -ko'rish (see) -eshitmoq (hear) -umid (hope) -menimcha (i think) -harakat (move) -hayron (wonder) -olmoq (take) -tashqarida (put) -yer (ground) -osmon (sky) -tun (night) -kun (day) -uy (house)
Homework
Today, you have homework--using a a recording service, such as www.vocaroo.com, please record yourself reading the following sentence:
Barcha odamlar erkin, qadr-qimmat va huquqlarda teng bo'lib tug'iladilar. (All human beings are born equal in dignity and rights.)
This is due before 11:00 pm today.
i gave him all day to just read one sentence aloud he actually hasn't responded to any of my attempts to teach him uzbek thus far is this a lost cause?
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« on: March 09, 2016, 07:57:18 PM »
thanks
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« on: March 09, 2016, 05:26:40 PM »
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« on: March 09, 2016, 03:55:24 PM »
chill bro im just messin around :P
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« on: March 07, 2016, 06:23:54 PM »
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« on: March 07, 2016, 02:26:56 PM »
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« on: March 06, 2016, 06:50:56 PM »
upon walking in i encountered two girls, no older than six, with the most traumatized looks on their faces, muttering softly about a "bunny and a fox"
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« on: March 06, 2016, 05:07:14 PM »
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« on: March 05, 2016, 02:05:13 PM »
is this some form of Jewry that i have yet to tap into?
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« on: March 04, 2016, 08:02:41 PM »
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