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Gaming / alright, i'm fucking done
« on: March 23, 2016, 11:42:36 AM »
recently i've been dropping ironic references to halo 3 multiplayer in my shitposts, but i'm done.

we're doing this shit for real.


i am personally calling out:

1v3, BR starts on the pit.

4:20 pm eastern time. (that's 8:20 pm for the bong and 9:20 for the swedeshit)

BE THERE BITCHES

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it ruins the whole premise of lemy in lebanon

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The Flood / at this hour, 15 years ago
« on: March 22, 2016, 11:00:04 PM »
a child by the name of ember was born in the remote arabian hamlet of dubai

he would go on to be a disappointment to everyone and everything






now let's fuck, ender

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The Flood / the difference between you and me
« on: March 21, 2016, 04:13:15 PM »
you




me


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The Flood / where do you acquire your auto-motive vehicles?
« on: March 21, 2016, 03:10:45 PM »

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The Flood / behold, my most horrifying creation yet
« on: March 20, 2016, 03:39:43 PM »

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smh man don't you got better things to do

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The Flood / fucking gains brah
« on: March 20, 2016, 12:44:52 AM »
fucking gains brah


FUCKING GAINS

FUCKING GAINS BRAH


FUCKING GAINS

FUCKING GAINS BRAH


FUCKING GAINS



FUCKING GAINS BRAH

Ữ̶͍̞͚̖͙̦̭̥̦ͩ̂́ͯ̒̽͛̒̓́̈́͛̂̆ͤͭ̚͘͢͡C̷̥͖̟̯͔̤̳̫̀̃̏͋̂̅̇̓̀̐̽͟͝͠ͅK̡̀ͭ͂ͧ̓͑̒̓̂҉̷̗̳͈̳̮͉̰͈̱̱̙̫̞͚͖̰̪͘͡I̶̸̢̻̜̟͈̭͙̠ͪ̐ͣ̉͡N̬̫̤͓͙̼̬̘͈̙̯ͭ͋͆ͭ̌ͩ́̀͆̆̋̐͗̀̑ͫͧͯ̀̀Ģ̢̹͚̯̱̬̜͇͍̖̜̬̺̗̈́̉̎̒̎̅ͥ͌̇͝͝ͅ ̶̟̝̘̞ͩ͆͌̎̓͋͒̋͂̅̊̀̊̔̚͞͞G͑̓̏͌̑̾̊ͦ͛̒̄͋̒̃̅̅ͬ̀͏̢̧̛̻͉̻̭̰̟̬̙͖͍̣̼̝͔͉͉ͅĄ͙̣̖̰̘̫͚̝͖̬͕̮̣̪̮̙͓̫̟̉ͨ̍̑͆ͤͩ̄͗ͭ̈̏̑ͦ͋́̚͟͟I̸̶̧̙̠̘̪͕̯͓̘͎̬͍̬̮̜̻̥̗͍̽ͨ͐ͤ̓̐̈́ͮ͐̿̊̆̉͜ͅN̛̲̣̹̮͎̺͓̤͒̈̽͊̅́ͥͨ͆ͯ̾ͪ͐ͧ͑͘S̢͙͉̹̗̺͎̋ͨ̂́ͣͧ͂̀́́͡


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The Flood / is ender even real?
« on: March 19, 2016, 09:21:36 PM »

the evidence is pointing to "no"

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so last night i hd a dream that me and das were hanging around a park (it was actually almost identical to a real park near my house) and in this park was a saudi nuclear silo (because apparently saudi arabia had become a nuclear-armed state)

anyway me and das started taunting the guards at the silo to the point that they initiated a nuclear attack on the US

so we used a catapult to launch random shit into the silo, which fucked up the missile's launch and caused it to land and detonate safely in a nearby forest (because apparently if a forest is thick enough, it can absorb a nuclear explosion)

afterwards me and das were like "should we tell sep7agon about this?" and after a moment we concluded "nah man, cuz nsa n shit"

and then i woke up

so yeah post about your recent bizaare dreams that may or may not have involved sep7agon

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The Flood / this morning it took me a few seconds to realize
« on: March 16, 2016, 12:28:05 AM »
that the upside-down text on a cable was not korean

then, just earlier, it took me a few seconds to realize that the word "cheddar" in a TGIF menu should not have been capitalized

my life is full of discoveries

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The Flood / me irl
« on: March 13, 2016, 03:25:42 PM »

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The Flood / so im in chicago right now
« on: March 13, 2016, 01:25:40 PM »
how long does this gentle youth have to live?

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The Flood / should i kill cheat?
« on: March 12, 2016, 02:47:08 PM »
?

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The Flood / girafarig
« on: March 12, 2016, 02:26:47 PM »

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The Flood / alphy will be turning 48 this year
« on: March 11, 2016, 08:34:58 PM »
man does time fly

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The Flood / here's some fun linguistics
« on: March 11, 2016, 07:48:38 PM »
the word "shit" is derived from old english scitan which in turn is derived from proto-germanic skit which, further still, is derived from proto-indo-european skei, meaning "to cut or split"

you know what's another word that comes from skei?

Spoiler
science


CHEKMAIT ADEISTS :DDDDD

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The Flood / holy shit get out BR'd son
« on: March 11, 2016, 07:23:24 PM »
sit the fuck down, timmy

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The Flood / is this a face you would trust?
« on: March 10, 2016, 06:43:30 PM »

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The Flood / when you're walking and you see pine cones on the ground
« on: March 10, 2016, 06:05:33 PM »
i do

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The Flood / it's less than an hour to 11, verb is offline
« on: March 09, 2016, 09:12:07 PM »
and he still hasn't turned in his uzbek assignment

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Today we will begin actually learning the mechanisms of the Uzbek language.

Uzbek is a Common Turkic language spoken my approximately 27 million people. The closest language to Uzbek is Uyghur, which is spoken by around 11 million people in northwestern China and has a mutual intelligibility degree of about 70% with Uzbek.

Three different scripts have been used for writing Uzbek throughout history. From the Middle Ages until 1928 it was written exclusively in the Arabic script; afterwards, a variant of the Cyrillic alphabet was introduced, which coincided with the creation of the Uzbek Soviet Socialist Republic. After the fall of the Soviet Union, the Latin script was adopted as the primary means of writing the language, and is the most commonly used script today in Uzbekistan. Among Uzbek minorities in Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan, the Cyrillic alphabet is preferred, and in Afghanistan, the Arabic alphabet is still in use. We will be focusing on Uzbek written in the Latin script.
Spoiler




Pronunciation Guide

"R" is pronounced with a trill
"I" is pronounced as a long E
"J" is pronounced the same as in English
"O" is pronounced like the o in "hot"
"A" is pronounced like the A in "cat" or like "ai"
"Q" is pronounced like a K, but further back in the throat
"X" is pronounced like the CH in "loch"
"U" can be pronounced both like a long or a short U, depending on the word
"Oʻ " is pronounced like the U in "fur"
"Gʻ " is pronounced like an R but further back in the throat
" ʼ " is a glottal stop, such as in "uh-oh"

Additional Tips
• a = [ Ja ] after g and k
• i = [ɨ] in the middle and at the end of words, [ i ] elsewhere
• f = [ p ] in the middle and at the end of words
• q changes to g' when in a two -syllable noun with a genitive pronoun ending, e.g.o'rtoq-Flm > o'rtog'Im
• tis silent when end of a two -syllable word, for example do'st [ do's ], past [ pas ],daraxt [ darax ]
• u = [ Ju ] after g and k• at the end of words, b, v, g, d, z are devoiced
• the apostrophe after a vowel indicates that the vowel is long, e.g.ra'no [ra no ]After a consonant it indicates that the consonant is followed by a brief breath orno sound, e.g.san'at [san=at ]In Russian loanwords it is used to indicate that aconsonant is not have a palatal
• j and v are used in foreign loanwords (mainly from Russian), and in a few native Uzbek words

Word Order

Uzbek uses a Subject-Object-Verb (SOV) grammar system. If English was an SOV language, the sentence "I ate food" would become "I food ate". (In Uzbek, it is Men ovqat eb.)

Adjectives come before nouns: U yosh bola (He young child): He is a young child.

Adverbs come before verbs: U tez gapirdi (He quickly spoke): He spoke quickly.

Interrogatives are placed in the sentence where the answer will go: Bu kim? Bu Verbatim. (This who? This Verbatim): Who is this? This is Verbatim.

Postpositions come after nouns: Biz memet haqida gapirdik (We memes about talked): We talked about memes.

Vocabulary
-U (he)
-tez (quickly)
-biz (we)
-haqida (about)
-gapirdik (talked)
-yosh (young)
-bola (male child)
-eb (ate)
-siz (you)
-oqvat (food)
-ehtiyoj (need)
-ko'rish (see)
-eshitmoq (hear)
-umid (hope)
-menimcha (i think)
-harakat (move)
-hayron (wonder)
-olmoq (take)
-tashqarida (put)
-yer (ground)
-osmon (sky)
-tun (night)
-kun (day)
-uy (house)

Homework

Today, you have homework--using a a recording service, such as www.vocaroo.com, please record yourself reading the following sentence:

Barcha odamlar erkin, qadr-qimmat va huquqlarda teng bo'lib tug'iladilar. (All human beings are born equal in dignity and rights.)


This is due before 11:00 pm today.


i gave him all day to just read one sentence aloud

he actually hasn't responded to any of my attempts to teach him uzbek thus far

is this a lost cause?

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The Flood / post in this thread
« on: March 09, 2016, 07:57:18 PM »
thanks

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The Flood / meme
« on: March 09, 2016, 05:26:40 PM »

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The Flood / haha i'm just joshin you dude XD
« on: March 09, 2016, 03:55:24 PM »
chill bro im just messin around :­P

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The Flood / я жив!
« on: March 07, 2016, 06:23:54 PM »

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The Flood / at the movies
« on: March 06, 2016, 06:50:56 PM »
upon walking in i encountered two girls, no older than six, with the most traumatized looks on their faces, muttering softly about a "bunny and a fox"

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The Flood / how the FUCK do people draw with a mouse
« on: March 05, 2016, 02:05:13 PM »
is this some form of Jewry that i have yet to tap into?

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The Flood / quints decide my username until 2020
« on: March 04, 2016, 08:02:41 PM »
GO

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