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Messages - MattyFez
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« on: August 08, 2014, 11:16:20 AM »
>be me
>be watching TV
>going on a Blackadder marathon
>british television FTW
>I'm up to series four
>Lord Flashheart enters the scene
>allofmykeks.gif
>keep loling softly
>knock on the door
>who dares disturb my shows
>about to unload some serious size 11s into the ass of the visitor
>open door
>little girl scout
>wellfuck.jpg
>tell her she's interfering and to go away
>she says she's selling
>I ask what sort of drugs
>she says cookies
>Imightaswelldothisshit.png
>"how much" I ask her
>the clouds darken
>the birds in the trees stop chirping
>it is quieter than a hummingbird breaking wind
>she looks at me dead in the eyes
>gently opens her mouth and says
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>it was around this time I realised she was three hundred feet tall and from the paleolithic era
932
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:53:09 AM »
If there's ever a time to post this gif
It's now.
Imagine if you were banned, then this would be appropriate. 
933
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:44:39 AM »
My title has gone ballistic, I'm jumping two ranks at a time.
Posting spree now too.
The site can't contain you.
934
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:31:41 AM »
When I went to sleep I was ascended and you were member.
When I wake up you have ascended an I am a member.
I've got my beady eye on you, m80
Now you're both just members. Weird. Edit: now you're ascended. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
935
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:25:54 AM »
Rub magnets across your hard drive. The disks are spinning unevenly. The magnets should recalibrate it. Spoiler Also, in case you're computer illiterate, don't do this.
936
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:53:19 AM »
 I was expecting a better thread.
937
« on: August 07, 2014, 05:34:45 PM »
938
« on: August 07, 2014, 05:06:20 PM »
Quickly someone use game theory, and reference the trust system to work out an accurate date.
939
« on: August 07, 2014, 04:39:01 PM »
Please put source, and move to Serious.
940
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:38:37 PM »
Somebody who sucks a lot of dick.
No fair, you get a head start!
941
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:32:35 PM »
gtfo out of my cheese thread
Fine! I'm going to make my own cheese farm! With noblemen! And peasants! You know what? Forget the cheese and the peasants!
942
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:30:08 PM »
You raise an important ethical issue, I do not have enough medical knowledge to make
an educated response to your fine question in terms of sheer health. As for the moral
dilemma this raises, I stand by the reasonable ideal of 'to each their own.'
In that case, what about from the tip of a wise nobleman?
943
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:28:02 PM »
He looks like he waded through shit while practicing hand stands.
944
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:25:22 PM »
What if the source is the breast of a fair maiden?
945
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:24:19 PM »
 Only 40s kids will remember this. You young whippersnappers need to be put in place!
946
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:09:52 PM »
Dustin, Door, Soporific, Sandtrap, Mr Psych, MattyFez, Mordo, Comms, Nasty, COWPIE and Sentra can all be enjoyable people to commune with.
Oh, and Comms. I'm one of the few people who have nothing against him.
947
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:27:04 PM »
Uhhh isn't Crytek going bankrupt?
They kind sold off most of their IPs and closed down almost all of their studios.
I think they were being saved by someone, but they aren't making games for the time being. Although this would give them a boost in funds.
948
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:21:18 PM »
949
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:15:14 AM »
Oh, I knew it was illegal. I just didn't know it was as bad as it is.
 >mfw "I-I'm sorry officer. I knew i-it was illegal, I j-just didn't think it was t-that illegal."
950
« on: August 07, 2014, 10:12:51 AM »
Simply fedorable
951
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:46:52 AM »
In BF3 I'd usually get top of the leaderboard every game with a KD of 2 or 3. And I PTFO.
I'm okay in games like halo, and I beast in Infection, but other than that I'm meh.
952
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:43:42 AM »
I think you are the type of person who I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out you had some sort of mental illness. Not the sort that wholly impacts your daily life, but to an extent where you know it's there.
953
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:40:55 AM »
By the end of the year people won't be sure whether you're farting or yawning.
954
« on: August 07, 2014, 06:21:17 AM »
Why has nobody considered the option of going on a sexy rampage by firing it at people during highly inappropriate times?
955
« on: August 07, 2014, 06:18:40 AM »
Ember, Meta, Mr P, Comms Officer and maybe a few others because reasons.
956
« on: August 06, 2014, 03:00:20 PM »
Eddie Brock's Venom was one (my profile pic). They're basically heroes with no problem killing people and breaking the law. The Punisher is also an anti-hero.
Thanks.
957
« on: August 06, 2014, 02:59:56 PM »
Snake Plissken, Alex Mercer, Snape, etc...
>mfw I've never seen the media that they are in >mfw I have no face
958
« on: August 06, 2014, 02:52:23 PM »
Can someone tell me what an anti-hero is?
959
« on: August 06, 2014, 11:00:42 AM »
Has anybody got any cluster bombing gifs? I can't seem to find any.
960
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:26:06 AM »
I had respected before, but not anymore 
I think the lesson of this thread is - begging works.
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