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811
« on: August 12, 2014, 03:08:30 PM »
Here is a song about pussy.
812
« on: August 12, 2014, 02:20:34 PM »
I have a folder dedicated to pineapples and snickers pictures.
813
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:23:16 PM »
The thing is he would be back by bedtime though.
814
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:19:56 PM »
Because I'm not interested in copypastas.
Although anything with Camnator automatically becomes a creepypasta.
 Zing. Great idea!
Or a ghost that haunts the Destiny servers.
A ghost of lockout-esque myth?
815
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:16:34 PM »
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?" They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit eh". The devil decides they aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning, there they are, still in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?" Again they reply, "Well, like we told ya, we're from Canada, land of ice and snow, and we're just happy for a chance to warm up a little, eh." This gets the devil steamed up. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. People are wailing and screaming. He finds the two Canadians in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking beer. The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves." The two Canadians reply, "We don't get much warm weather in Toronto. We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather is THIS nice." The devil is furious, and decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, icicles are everywhere, people are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles. He finds the two Canadians back in their parkas, toques and mittens. But now they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men! The Devil is dumbfounded. "When I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" The two guys from Toronto look at the devil in surprise, "Don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup.
 >mfw
816
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:11:11 PM »
How about Casper, the not so friendly androgynous emo ghost who appears when you turn the lights out and whisper "I banged Ossku" three times into a mirror.
Why don't you write a "Camnator is love; Camnator is life" copypasta?
817
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:07:45 PM »
I know, I've heard nearly every riddle in this thread a hundred times or more. I'm trying to think of alternate answers.
Interesting. Good luck with that
818
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:06:32 PM »
We can write in second person (speaking directly to the person) about how the reader is the chosen one and everyone around them are just actors. It works with multiple people because they'll just assume they're all actors too.
We can expand upon this I think.
If we were to do this, would the purpose be to scare them or make them feel good?
819
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:04:50 PM »
A boxer.
Lukey-boy got it.
820
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:04:08 PM »
A stamp.
You motherfu... yes that's correct.
821
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:02:56 PM »
822
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:46:40 AM »
The world is a triangle
Topkek. But what is something believable that we can spread?
823
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:45:07 AM »
*Tips Fedora*
Let's be pals, buddy.
824
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:43:16 AM »
Discuss what we should make up and how we can spread it. Let's have some fun.
825
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:33:30 AM »
+1 lol
I am determined to be loved without a gimmick. Even if I have to resort to narcissism.
826
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:30:27 AM »
What goes around the world, but stays in one corner?
827
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:28:54 AM »
+1
You're using the crack dealer business model.
828
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:24:08 AM »
I'm upping the title!
This is discrimination and outright racism.
829
« on: August 12, 2014, 10:56:57 AM »
Oh....I get it. Fuckin Will Smith.
Now we finally understand the reference.
830
« on: August 12, 2014, 10:53:57 AM »
Someone who doesn't kill animals because someone else told me to.
It's not my fault that your dog was infected by your cure for cancer.
831
« on: August 12, 2014, 10:48:49 AM »
Nou
>can't even execute animals What kind of person are you?
832
« on: August 12, 2014, 10:00:39 AM »
833
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:35:07 AM »
It's questions like these that made the top philosophers of the world stay up at night.
834
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:31:41 AM »
835
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:30:03 AM »
0 degrees kelvin.
836
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:28:07 AM »
/b/ is for people who can't into google or sad panda.
In that case, I will instead say: >not going to /be/
837
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:27:01 AM »
I am legend.
Now kill your dog before it attacks you and make everyone cry out of sadness.
838
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:25:28 AM »
>not applying system properties to a folder
>not making said folder hidden
>not making the only method of unhiding it a password
>not going to /b/ for all your fapping needs
839
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:21:53 AM »
840
« on: August 11, 2014, 07:28:28 PM »
Chrome Canary cuz yellow
Hello brother. Not quite Chromium, not quite vanilla Chrome.
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