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The Flood / Re: This isn't the greatest thread in the world
« on: August 21, 2014, 01:51:22 PM »
R-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-c-k
Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud,
he is more than a man he's a shiny golden god!

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The Flood / Re: This isn't the greatest thread in the world
« on: August 21, 2014, 01:08:21 PM »
A long-ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo...

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The Flood / Re: Is this a thing in America yet?
« on: August 21, 2014, 01:05:15 PM »
Spoiler

Spoiler
Unrelated but hilarious.
Who can blame Liam Neeson?

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 01:02:51 PM »
Bastards! Of course they'd take advantage of the chaos to expand their influence! Is there any way we can counter the impending mutant chameleon assault?
You could find people who have taken cover from nuclear war, expose them to high amounts of radiation and watch them turn into horrific mutated bioluminescent abominations of The Divide. They wreck Deathcl- chameleons.

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The Flood / Re: Is this a thing in America yet?
« on: August 21, 2014, 12:58:35 PM »
Spoiler
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
Oh yeah? Tunnel Snakes Rule. We're the Tunnel Snakes. That's us. And we r-r-r-rule!



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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 12:52:24 PM »
The spiders rush in and get eaten by the tarantula wasp hawks, and while they're distracted, the wasps swarm around them and form balls around them and then raise the temperature inside the ball high enough to where it's roasted to death.

But yes, stimpaks will likely be required. The spiders need to remain good distractions for long periods of times. Hmm, a truce between Asian Honeybees and Spiders could actually win the war, since the tactic I just mentioned was what those honeybees do.
Before you know it, genetically engineered mutant chameleons would swarm out of nowhere.

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The Flood / Re: Is this a thing in America yet?
« on: August 21, 2014, 12:46:24 PM »
Northern Badger-Human hybrids =/= subjects of the Sultanate of Britbongistan.
tut that's tut for tut sure.

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 12:44:15 PM »
So the wasps and the spiders form a truce to fight off the tarantula hawk wasps?
I doubt they could survive long without at least fifty stimpaks.

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The Flood / Re: Heroic Users Hangout
« on: August 21, 2014, 12:37:06 PM »
I refuse to let it die.
Whenever it falls a couple pages behind I bump it to the top again. :P
How's the mythicalities?

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 12:35:48 PM »
The only time where wasps will be the good guys.
Then this motherfucker eats spiders.

Spoiler
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 12:30:39 PM »
:)

Spoiler

Spoiler
It's a new Flood Pure Form.


That's a cup full of nopenopenopenope.

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The Flood / Re: Heroic Users Hangout
« on: August 21, 2014, 08:16:36 AM »
YouTube

I guess you could say...

*puts on sunglasses*

... they got Sarge'd

YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH

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I don't know what's going on in this thread.
Same

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The Flood / Re: New pet dilema
« on: August 21, 2014, 06:21:20 AM »
Kiyo, this really isn't funny. I knew a person who went into a severe mental shock after seeing a tarantula. I had to slap her across the face to snap her out of it.

You should say if the image is a spider or not. You can hurt somebody, believe it or not.
Muh triggers

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Not sure if anyone should be afraid of Tumblr. Unless you're afraid of piss in the wind.
No no no. They are all working together.

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She has /v/, /pol/, reddit, and tumblr working against her - together. She has seriously pissed off the internet.


That is fucking scary.

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit, I can finally go on this site
« on: August 20, 2014, 04:39:13 PM »
Coincidentally there is a new rule that states that members who share your name will have to record themselves doing a funny dance and post it for everyone to see. I don't make the rules, sorry.

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The Flood / Re: Birthday Thread? Birthday Thread
« on: August 20, 2014, 04:37:31 PM »
February 8
I'm expecting lots of Octobers
But 9 months after Valentine's Day is in November.

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The Flood / Re: Birthday Thread? Birthday Thread
« on: August 20, 2014, 04:35:02 PM »
28th of August brother.

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The Flood / Re: idiots... everywhere...
« on: August 20, 2014, 03:38:49 PM »
Those don't go in your ear, let me tell you.

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The Flood / Re: Whatever happened to Nigdalf the Blac?
« on: August 20, 2014, 03:35:18 PM »
Oh yeah I remember him, he was a bro. I assume he was an alt. Probably Comms'.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite cartoon/anime intros
« on: August 20, 2014, 03:33:48 PM »
The older Simpsons intros were fucking awesome.

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The Flood / Re: Heroic Users Hangout
« on: August 20, 2014, 03:32:08 PM »
The staff are (I think) the only ones with custom plates. The rest should be in the nameplates section of your profile.
One step closer to coup...

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The Flood / Re: Heroic Users Hangout
« on: August 20, 2014, 03:30:20 PM »
Shit's been happening.
What kind of shit?

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The Flood / Re: Heroic Users Hangout
« on: August 20, 2014, 03:23:32 PM »
Why does everyone suddenly have custom nameplates?

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The Flood / Re: I'm bored. Somebody give me attention please.
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:42:15 AM »
Insight minus the schadenfreude would be nice.
You're implying enjoyment comes from watching people suffer. Don't do that. It's fallacious reasoning.

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The Flood / Re: I'm bored. Somebody give me attention please.
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:38:23 AM »
It'll be fine. I have 12.5 hours between now and when I need to do my daily commitment.
And how long do you sleep for?

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The Flood / Re: I'm bored. Somebody give me attention please.
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:38:01 AM »
You should try not to enjoy war footage.
You're a spoil sport. War footage is awesome to watch. It gives insight.

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The Flood / Re: I'm bored. Somebody give me attention please.
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:31:32 AM »
Well, I don't have any commitments today until 5pm, so there's no reason for me to sleep right now.
Let me know how that turns out for you.

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