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Messages - MattyFez

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That reminds me of a joke about parkinsons and alzheimers. PM if you want to hear it.
Do it.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:23:37 PM »
>not sure if people are pretending to be creepy, or are just creepy

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Please change your title to the appropriate term "manwich".

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical question
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:19:21 PM »
What if I want to be prosperous in my wealth?

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The Flood / Re: This happens to every guy
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:17:59 PM »
That doesn't happen to every guy.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Complain about your life
« on: August 22, 2014, 12:09:14 PM »
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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The Flood / Re: Forum game: Which fact is a lie?
« on: August 22, 2014, 12:08:02 PM »
1. I cuddled a baby elephant
2. I'm part of the LBGT community
3. I was born in the US
I know number 2 is true. Don't try to deny it.

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The Flood / Re: Hey, Kiyo
« on: August 22, 2014, 12:03:46 PM »
You devious bastard. That would strike fear into the bravest man's heart.

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The Flood / Re: Are there too many weeaboos on this forum?
« on: August 22, 2014, 07:08:14 AM »
Why does every thread degenerate into weeaboo shit?

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The Flood / Re: USA? More like USGay!!
« on: August 22, 2014, 07:06:26 AM »
>helmet says "I love to murder"
>Oil shooting up in background
>Soldier is rubbing himself with money AND oil

You get 10 points for this "AUTHENTIC Photograph"!!!!
and also.........
/thread
I don't think he's rubbing himself with oil.

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The Flood / Re: Shopping thread!
« on: August 22, 2014, 07:02:52 AM »
I need to get myself Windows 7 Professional while it's still £35

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The Flood / Re: Biggest fears
« on: August 21, 2014, 07:29:08 PM »
I know you're trying to Room 101 me you son of a bitch. It's not going to work.

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The Flood / Re: Biggest fears
« on: August 21, 2014, 07:25:04 PM »
Just remember, i havent seen a single Disney movie.
I respect that Ossku.

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The Flood / Re: What's wrong with women these days?
« on: August 21, 2014, 07:18:00 PM »
Some people just need to be lashed to a cross. Degenerates.


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The Flood / Re: Just got back from a party, AMA
« on: August 21, 2014, 07:16:18 PM »
You need to re-upload your avatar
I'll do it in the morning.

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The Flood / Re: Just got back from a party, AMA
« on: August 21, 2014, 07:13:00 PM »
You're obviously a badman ting.

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The Flood / Re: The best and worst B.net Ninja
« on: August 21, 2014, 05:21:02 PM »
I agree with your choices.

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 04:39:35 PM »
lol deffo not
Well at least Middle School always wins the gaming competitions Bungie hosts within the company

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 04:36:05 PM »
lol thats pretty okay man. middle school sounds like fun
We aren't quite Old Skool or Grizzled Ancients.

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 04:30:40 PM »
kiyo brought me here. :)
theres more older posters here which is kinda cool
I think we'd qualify as Middle School in the Bungie Ranking system

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 04:29:30 PM »
Nonsense. We need only to appease the chameleons and gain there trust by offering Salena Gomez's heart as a tribute to their leader, for then we can domesticate them and chameleon kind shall become man's best friend!
If you want to ride a Deathclaw, be my guest.

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 04:25:17 PM »
As long as I can put a saddle on them then I'm totally fine with that.
You would need to have the luck of a video game protagonist to pull that off.

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 04:12:42 PM »
Kiyo ^x^
Foxes
Bunnies
Dragons
Muse
Chester See
Ana Akana
dark souls
Luke <3 u bby
Look who's finally decided to show up.

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 04:11:50 PM »
Awwww yeeeeaahhhh.

Spoiler
>be me
>be playing Fallout NV
>make an explosive based character
>put all points into Explosives
>maximise Perception
>take all explosive based perks
>tune myself with the best traits
>have insane damage
>obtain holy hand grenades
>cannot throw them far enough without getting caught in the blast radius
>die every time I use them
>can't escape the holy fire
>not even in VATS
>wellfuck.png


Well fun was had.

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The Flood / Re: This isn't the greatest thread in the world
« on: August 21, 2014, 03:57:54 PM »
play the best sooong in the world, or I'll eat your souls
And the thread comes to a complete circle

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The Flood / Re: Rank something that gets a 10/10
« on: August 21, 2014, 03:53:35 PM »
We have the holy hand grenade!

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The Flood / Re: This isn't the greatest thread in the world
« on: August 21, 2014, 03:49:10 PM »
He is going to kick your fucking ass,
and you know his name is Kyle Gass,
rocking and fucking rolling,
and fucking rocking,
and fucking rolling,
... and fucking blllpfblllphbllnllplgllfghllfhkllppghglllllpfh

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The Flood / Re: This isn't the greatest thread in the world
« on: August 21, 2014, 03:46:00 PM »
'cause when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools, out of their jewels,
'cause if you think it's time,
(if you think it's time)
if you think it's time to fucking r-o-o-o-ck.

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The Flood / Re: This isn't the greatest thread in the world
« on: August 21, 2014, 03:33:59 PM »
If you think it's time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control.
Well then you know you got to rock the block,
and fucking suck my fucking cock,

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