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Messages - MattyFez
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« on: April 19, 2015, 07:25:54 AM »
How's it hanging?
Nigga I thought you was dead
News of my death has been greatly exaggerated. I'm surprised this place hasn't combusted yet.
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« on: April 19, 2015, 07:24:10 AM »
Are you working at Tesco?
Thankfully no, Waitrose or Sainsburys I could tolerate but the mongs that traipse around Tesco make me want to puke.
I empathise with Stephen Fry's opinion of Sainsburys:
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« on: April 19, 2015, 07:22:23 AM »
How's it hanging?
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« on: April 19, 2015, 07:21:08 AM »
Are you working at Tesco?
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« on: April 19, 2015, 05:45:16 AM »
What other way to make a valiant return than to post Papa Franku cooking with rats.
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« on: January 29, 2015, 12:07:09 PM »
If I'm using a knife, I'd put that in my right hand. So fork in left hand.
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« on: January 29, 2015, 12:05:23 PM »
 >still wearing fedoras >2015
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« on: January 29, 2015, 12:02:20 PM »
>plays Oregon Trail
>doesn't die from dysentery
Impressive.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 08:45:32 AM »
It's rather difficult when you don't give us basic details like your current system specs or a budget.
JUST NAME SHIT!
I can't if you don't give me details.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 08:43:45 AM »
I think depression and isolation is a very first world problem. I think that no one has the right to talk about how they're lonely and depressed and wish they were dead when they're not fighting for their life to prevent starvation. I think it is really selfish to even say you have any problems at all if you live in a first world country like america. I hope you guys realize that no one actually has real life problems. The only people with real life problems are in africa and if you kill yourself while you're in america then you are doing the planet a favor because you couldn't survive the easiest life of all time. That is the problem with people now a days is that they don't understand what real life is all about. You have to be living a bad life in order to complain about it, and yet you don't see the starving people complaining about it. They take it look good people and they pray to their loving god who serves them well because they know that under god's love they will feel loved. That is how the world should fucking work and any mother fucker who disagrees with me is not a true american.
You remind me how much I dislike the Appeal to Emotion fallacy.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 08:38:22 AM »
What's the wattage of your PSU?
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« on: January 25, 2015, 08:36:21 AM »
It's rather difficult when you don't give us basic details like your current system specs or a budget.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 05:14:11 PM »
Not me. Literally cancer. If you buy games digitally you're just as faggy as if you bought music digitally. I buy all my content in physical formats unless it is digital only. How does it feel to know that everything you own is not only easily corruptible, but will eventually break and have zero chance of recovery? Enjoy losing access to your shit when your battery dies or your computer is stolen. >implying your shitty physical media can't be stolen >implying you will not need electricity too >not having songs stored on the cloud so they can't be stolen 99% of the time it's not. :^) Disks that come with tangible content including art books, that can be used in CD players in older cars instead of relying on overpriced, unreliable Japanese or Californian cell phones. If I wanted an art book or details about the artist, I would have bought an art book with details about the artist. >not being able to use your phone to play music in the car by still living in the 1990s >buying shitty Apple or Sony phones >I seriously fucking hope you guys don't do this
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« on: January 24, 2015, 04:45:49 PM »
>mfw people buy songs in analogue/physical formats
>mfw each time they use the format they degrade the medium
>mfw glorious digital master race can be reproduced perfectly over and over
>mfw glorious digital master race can adjust bass and treble of the song to suit your personal preferences
>mfw glorious digital master race can be accessed anywhere in the world thanks to the internet
>mfw glorious digital master race can be compressed if need be to allow for storage devices to contain many more songs
>paying money for files
>actually spending real currency on intangible digital content when you could pay the same to get a physical version you actually possess, or just get the same content for free
You're right, who does pay money for files? It's not like other intellectual property, such as games, is bought and sold purely digitally. And it's not like these same files can be accessed anywhere. And it's not like it's cheaper than the physical version. Also >complains about "intangible data" on magnetic disks called hard drives >still uses disks such as vinyl and CDs with the same "intangible data" >SSDD
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« on: January 24, 2015, 04:25:31 PM »
I'm not sure whether "much" or "many" should be used in those sentences.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 04:18:04 PM »
 >mfw people buy songs in analogue/physical formats >mfw each time they use the format they degrade the medium >mfw glorious digital master race can be reproduced perfectly over and over >mfw glorious digital master race can adjust bass and treble of the song to suit your personal preferences >mfw glorious digital master race can be accessed anywhere in the world thanks to the internet >mfw glorious digital master race can be compressed if need be to allow for storage devices to contain many more songs
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« on: January 24, 2015, 04:07:43 PM »
Since I'm not mentioned I can only assume I'm the handsome fellow narrating this story.
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« on: January 21, 2015, 03:49:08 PM »
I DIDNT ASKF OR THIS JOB
I WANTED TO BE A GYNECOLOGIST
Are you dead? Because I haven't seen any of your activity recently.
yes am dead talking 2 you from hell because i am jew
Oy vey.
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« on: January 21, 2015, 03:47:13 PM »
Dibs.
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« on: January 21, 2015, 03:45:25 PM »
I DIDNT ASKF OR THIS JOB
I WANTED TO BE A GYNECOLOGIST
Are you dead? Because I haven't seen any of your activity recently.
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« on: January 20, 2015, 04:20:50 PM »
Why should I listen to the podcast?
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« on: January 20, 2015, 04:05:30 PM »
Women
CIS WHITE SCUM! Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY
i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
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« on: January 20, 2015, 04:03:21 PM »
>not being feared by the general population of your school
Damn it feels good to be a sixth former.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 04:03:15 PM »
Muh right channel.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 04:01:03 PM »
Calling out other users is against the rules.
He isn't another user.
He's calling out himself.
If he's called himself out, does that mean I can call him a prick?
Hmm...
I'm actually not sure >_______>
Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Imma go consult the staff
I'm going to assume yes. Hey, Meta Cognition. Fuck you, fuckin' prick. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
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« on: January 18, 2015, 03:58:25 PM »
Calling out other users is against the rules.
He isn't another user.
He's calling out himself.
If he's called himself out, does that mean I can call him a prick?
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« on: January 18, 2015, 03:57:24 PM »
>not posting the Shatner version
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« on: January 18, 2015, 03:35:29 PM »
Fuck your parents for spending a grand on you. Anyhow, what are the specs?
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« on: January 18, 2015, 03:33:58 PM »
SAMPLE TEXT
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« on: January 18, 2015, 08:09:28 AM »
Oh god I'm a weeabo!
You can't have my name.
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