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« on: March 08, 2015, 03:36:23 PM »
I just go by myself most of the time and park my car right on the beach
This is pathetic as fuck
it's how I get away from the world
I have a secret place
If you don't mind me asking do you mind sharing what that secret place is all about my fluffy friend. 
not ponce inlet
What do you usually think about when you're in your secret place? When I'm in my secret place, I have so much joy as I contemplate the aesthetic that is the Appalachian mountain range. I really wanna know what you think about my woolly little mouse :3
did you just call me a fucking mouse
Yeah you're kinda cute. :3
482
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM »
List tips and experiences of your social life here. I was wondering if you guys had any friends outside of the Internet. I mean, it's okay to be socially shy. But someday you're gonna have to come out of your shell. You can beat the anxiety that has ridden you of a good life if you just put some effort into throwing yourself out there and seizing friendship by its balls. 
483
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:30:51 PM »
I just go by myself most of the time and park my car right on the beach
This is pathetic as fuck
it's how I get away from the world
I have a secret place
If you don't mind me asking do you mind sharing what that secret place is all about my fluffy friend.
not ponce inlet
What do you usually think about when you're in your secret place? When I'm in my secret place, I have so much joy as I contemplate the aesthetic that is the Appalachian mountain range. I really wanna know what you think about my woolly little mouse :3
484
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:28:32 PM »
Alien was the best porno i've ever seen
Carlos was fucking hottt
485
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:27:19 PM »
No it's been a very long time since I've been to the beach
You poor thing  does your master even allow you to go outside?
486
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:23:06 PM »
I just go by myself most of the time and park my car right on the beach
This is pathetic as fuck
it's how I get away from the world
I have a secret place
If you don't mind me asking do you mind sharing what that secret place is all about my fluffy friend.
487
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:19:26 PM »
I just go by myself most of the time and park my car right on the beach
This is pathetic as fuck
488
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:12:50 PM »
There are people in this forum RIGHT NOW who's family don't take them to the beach to get pussy. If you stay inside and play with your rectum you must be a homsexual cuckold.
489
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:11:42 PM »
The best part about the beach is taking your shirt off while fireworks blast in the blackground and have the ladies 'mire your moobs ain't that right fam
490
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:09:29 PM »
y/n? Mine does. 
491
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:07:37 PM »
You're too fat to go to the beach anyways lmao
Put that mirror down
At least my family takes me to the beach landwhale stay angry faggot
492
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:06:43 PM »
493
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:03:36 PM »
can't go wrong with savant
>savant This forum is literal cancer.
494
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:01:11 PM »
You're too fat to go to the beach anyways lmao
495
« on: March 08, 2015, 01:24:20 PM »
496
« on: March 08, 2015, 01:13:49 PM »
It's not racist if it's cold, hard fact.
Thing is, not a lot of victims speak out; and it saddens me.
It's crazy how you Londoners aren't unionizing this shit. Just look at Wilky. Poor guy.
497
« on: March 08, 2015, 12:59:13 PM »
Humanity was perfect, sinless, then they chose to sin. That isn't perfect, then.
Before the Cross, we didn't have a chance at Salvation. So all of the humans 188,000 years before the life of Christ are in Hell?
Fuck, what about the archaic humans like Homo sapiens idaltu and the Neanderthals, where are they?
Actually, I made a mistake there.
People back then did have a chance at Salvation, like in Old Testament times. Basically, as my comment to Barracuda stated, Israel would give an annual "sin offering".
So those who lived righteous lives, like Noah and Moses, they aren't in Hell. They went to a place called "Abraham's bosom". It wasn't Heaven, but it wasn't Hell either. Nor was it Purgatory.
So the righteous weren't condemned, but Salvation wasn't as acquirable as it is through Christ.
But Abraham didn't found the religion until around 2500 B.C.E. So you're telling me all the Human species before that are just burning in hell? I'm sorry, but your God is a fucking dick.
Stop "trolling" and read Acts 17:31 moron.
498
« on: March 08, 2015, 12:57:49 PM »
Listening to the sounds of my perpetual farting in the asstral plane.
499
« on: March 08, 2015, 12:10:03 PM »
Loaf can you please make a dual blog with timmy so that I can read both of your epic posts
twinkcest.tumblr.com
500
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:44:20 AM »
Bump
501
« on: March 08, 2015, 09:46:13 AM »
Are you the aesthetic messiah? I am not worthy of this vision.
502
« on: March 08, 2015, 12:10:33 AM »
If you aren't following Nietzschean ideals you are a beta faggot castrate yourself.
503
« on: March 08, 2015, 12:08:29 AM »
If life is insignificant stop existing moron and off yourself.
504
« on: March 08, 2015, 12:07:06 AM »
Nihilists are literally mentally ill manchildren.
505
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:05:28 PM »
It was a way to atone for sins. And shepherds would sacrifice the single best lamb of their livestock. Not the worst, the sick. That was out of gratitude for God giving them livestock at all.
So God, the guy you pray to, thinks its reasonable to have stone age shepherds slaughter their most valuable economic in a show of devotion despite the fact that he--being omniscient--could deduce that anyway if he wanted to?
Israel was literally bathing in sheep and gold during those days fuck off.
506
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:03:35 PM »
"Hey guys. If you don't want eternal damnation in Hell, that may or may not exist by the way, then you need to worship me. I'm not going to prove I exist but I expect you to blindly worship me anyway in the off chance that Heaven and Hell actually exist.
I still love all of you though, but if you don't worship me then your belong in Hell because I'm an egotistical shithead" - God
That's where the whole concept of faith comes into play. The Christian religion dissolves without faith in God. Let me raise you a hypothetical, if God showed up right now in the present and started enforcing his commandments on everyone with full authority, there would be no room for faith. We would blindly follow his commandments without actually believing them or not, just to get into the promised kingdom. We would be complete slaves to him, with no way out of it that I could ever possibly imagine. God is just so darn nice so he says, "Darn, that would really suck for these people that I really really like. I'm going to be an invisible force and let them believe in me without me having to breathe down their necks in the limited time they have on this Earth and I will listen to the voices of the real kingdom and heed their pleas. So let me just remind them to follow my commandments through miracles and faith in me to give them what rightfully belongs to the righteous."
507
« on: March 07, 2015, 10:45:17 PM »
I don't understand how God made everything, except he didn't if Sin exists.
That means that Satan can create things independantly, which means God didn't create everything and is no longer infallible.
And if he didn't see Satan creating things in his magical foresight, then he doesn't have omniscience
And omniscience is pretty much his main shtick.
"God sees everything etc etc"
EDIT: Used omnipotence when I should've said omniscience.
When God created the tree of forbidden knowledge in Eden he did create sin. He created the heavens and the earth. He created the angels and the humans and the creatures etc. He is omniscient and omnipotent. We can also create things independently too as people and so can Satan, thanks to God since He was the first to set everything in motion and allowed 6,000 years of human progress just so you could post this retarded shitty "argument" on the Internet. It's all part of His plan.
508
« on: March 07, 2015, 10:26:13 PM »
college basketball is somewhat relevant
somewhat
Your insincere spineless cowardliness offends me.
509
« on: March 07, 2015, 09:18:14 PM »
Either way, extremists are fucking annoying no matter what category of fanaticism you arbitrarily choose.
510
« on: March 07, 2015, 09:15:47 PM »
Why should anyone give a shit?
Moronize this idiot.
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