Fuguu

Hey Boss

guess what

I CAN SEE YOU

I don't mind pictures so much. That's actually kinda cute but I wouldn't touch it in person.

Alright story time, gather round. I'm fucking terrified of fish. I'm being dead serious, fuck fish. They're all horrible and slimy and they have awful big eyes that just stare into your soul. How anyone can touch them or think they look nice is beyond me.

The actual details of the event that triggered this horrific fear aren't fully clear to me but the actual event is certain. I was a young wee lad and as all young wee lads do, I was misbehaving. This event took place in a local supermarket, I believe it was Tesco. Evidently my poor mother had had enough of my hijinks and decided to pick up a nearby item to chase me with. Unfortunately, it was a fish. My mother chased me around Tesco with a fucking dead fish. This single event traumatized me for life and since then I've had a horrible fear of fish. If there's one on the floor, I can't go near it. I hate the way they look, and I imagine they feel awful too because I've never touched one.

To add to this tale of woe, a few years ago one of my granddad's goldfish died. As most people do when they lose their fish, they flush it down the toilet. Unfortunately, he neglected to actually flush the toilet and so the fish remained in limbo, its lifeless orange corpse floating around in the bowlish confines of the toilet, an ever present gatekeeper for the next unexpecting pisser. Of course, the next person to use the bathroom was me, and unzipped my pants and let loose the yellow stream, blissfully unaware of the lovecraftian-like horror that lay just below me in the water. I looked down and I froze for a split second then bolted from the bathroom as fast as I could, shaking in fear from the horrific sight I had just witnessed.


Fuck fish, man. I can't stand them.

Quote from: Big Boss on May 20, 2017, 09:05:30 PM

ZAMASU DIED FOR THIS.

Filthy roider ningens

Quote from: Big Boss on May 20, 2017, 08:40:52 PM

I fucking lost it at the Universe 10 scene LOL

Gowasu is fucking dedicated, kek

Gotta get that Godtube revenue

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey Deci I drew this for you hope you like it

He's a big guy.

For Spider-Man.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoShfRTdM3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5PrZsZKgG

Because of me after spoiling TFA nigga.

I don't appreciate racial offense

Quote from: Luciana on May 19, 2017, 12:40:31 PM

So I watched the video since Deci PM'd me it. Not going to share it since he requested I don't.

Honestly, aside from a few points he made, I thought the video wasn't nearly as bad as people made it out to be. In fact I thought he brought up a few good points early on. I think people here are trying a bit too hard, honestly.

Unprivated the video now. Don't really care.

Quote from: Big Boss on May 19, 2017, 12:40:21 PM

I bless you with this image

Your photoshop skills are shit. The explosion one was better.

I take personal offense to this

better spend 4 pages complaining

I bless you with this image