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Messages - Big Boss
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1531
« on: July 30, 2017, 10:58:01 AM »
this pic is from around christmas but whatev
Smart lad What's up with your cheek though
1532
« on: July 30, 2017, 10:56:39 AM »
Just woke up
oh yeah well I'm going to bed
christ
1533
« on: July 30, 2017, 09:52:12 AM »
Das, please grow back the curls.
1534
« on: July 30, 2017, 09:23:56 AM »
I routinely make fun of disabled people
1535
« on: July 30, 2017, 09:21:42 AM »
Roast chicken, mash potato, gravy, some roasties and carrots. Maybe a bit of broccoli with it too, can't complain really. Proper good stuff but I'm full as hell now pals.
What do you eat on a Sunday, if anything
1536
« on: July 30, 2017, 09:09:41 AM »
did she catch your loli collection?
Not legal in my state.
Loli is protected under the first amendment though.
I see you have some experience in defending your tastes
1537
« on: July 30, 2017, 09:07:10 AM »
We have found it.
The weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
It's the only thing I was good at.
1538
« on: July 30, 2017, 09:03:04 AM »
The last time I drank I died
1539
« on: July 30, 2017, 09:01:31 AM »
 Not sure if embarassing but I don't feel like spending hours going back to my uni photos
1540
« on: July 30, 2017, 08:15:47 AM »
Fucking hell dude calm down!!!!
1541
« on: July 30, 2017, 08:14:10 AM »
Just woke up
How can it be "semi" skimmed...? What is this sorcery!
Ermm I dunno I just call it green milk
1542
« on: July 30, 2017, 07:26:54 AM »
What
1543
« on: July 30, 2017, 04:05:11 AM »
1544
« on: July 30, 2017, 03:35:17 AM »
Because we need drama
1545
« on: July 30, 2017, 03:31:34 AM »
I'm only 54% with the achievements, fuck 100%
It's doable but very boring
1546
« on: July 30, 2017, 03:31:09 AM »
I am currently at 41%.
Finish it
1547
« on: July 29, 2017, 08:41:56 PM »
Pride Troopers BTFO
1548
« on: July 29, 2017, 08:14:08 PM »
tfw can't converse with people here the way I do IRL
1549
« on: July 29, 2017, 08:13:21 PM »
I need it
1550
« on: July 29, 2017, 08:00:47 PM »
 You want to see just how much tedium your mind can bear? Try getting this. I never want to go to Africa or Afghanistan. Ever. Also fuck tortoises.
1551
« on: July 29, 2017, 05:45:30 PM »
Verb looks a bit like a baby Sid the Sloth
that's a first
my eyes aren't THAT far apart 
Sorry that was the first closest thing I could think of
1552
« on: July 29, 2017, 05:26:09 PM »
Kitsune is cute but she's the only female I've seen on this site so I don't have much to go on
You're pretty cute in a weird alien fairy kind of way
Verb looks a bit like a baby Sid the Sloth
1553
« on: July 29, 2017, 05:21:19 PM »
I do somewhat know how it feels to get stuff stolen. Just this week I had an It's Always Sunny site make a monetized clickbait article using artwork from a bunch of different artists, some of which weren't even credited.
At least mine had a big watermark on it though, heh. I was one of the lucky ones.
1554
« on: July 29, 2017, 03:08:09 PM »
like for a rate 
1555
« on: July 29, 2017, 10:02:37 AM »
1556
« on: July 29, 2017, 09:49:42 AM »
Let's hire a party boat
1557
« on: July 29, 2017, 09:42:58 AM »
is this canon
1558
« on: July 28, 2017, 07:56:12 PM »
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>protesting Charlie Gard's treatment.
haha lol
1559
« on: July 28, 2017, 07:55:19 PM »
IRL I'd probably sit in the corner with a Capri Sun and a book about British hauntings
Why do you think that is.
Cause my friends probably wouldn't be there
My point was going to be that I'd 100% say you're extroverted.
Oh
Really?
I don't like talking to people most of the time
Maybe I'm wrong, that's just the impression I get.
mmm maybe you're right I've never really thought about it
1560
« on: July 28, 2017, 07:46:05 PM »
Until you forget to shake after a particularly good slash and you get dribble down your front end. What a disaster that puts a dampener on a completely fine day, the stain remains.
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