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Messages - Casper
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9271
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:14:15 AM »
Become a diva.
Eh! Don't give him any ideas! I don't need anymore competition.
9272
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:17:40 PM »
Kinda
9273
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:59:46 PM »
My mother has three dogs, my sister has a dog, and I have a dog and a cat.
9274
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:26:44 PM »
Bigger, blacker dick.
Wrong.
My ass
...
Uhh so...how does one defeat someone with...their ass?
I could easily destroy you with my butt.
9275
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:19:06 PM »
Goddamn amine.
9276
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:13:10 PM »
The only advantage I see of having a vagina is that it's self lubricating.
Not worth the other tradeoffs, IMO.
i definitely enjoy not having blood spew out of my genitals
Yeah, but you'd get dicks if you had a vagina. Like, be the bitch in a gangbang ;~; I can dream...
9277
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:09:57 PM »
oh god not this gif again
Embrace it.
I wish I could embrace you..
9278
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:08:10 PM »
Fun fact!
I hate giving from behind, but I'm dying to take it from behind.
Hypocrite, I know, I know.
wait what
so you don't like being the pitcher?
Well I've only ever been with a girl, and I hated being behind her because I knew I couldn't be in the same position. In all honestly, I'd much rather have a vagina.
9279
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:04:11 PM »
Fun fact!
I hate giving from behind, but I'm dying to take it from behind.
Hypocrite, I know, I know.
9280
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:47:23 PM »
You should totally lock yourself in your room and never talk to her again!
How dare she not do things exact for you!
The nerve!
If I did that, though, I wouldn't be able to remind her how disappointing she is.
But you ignoring her existence will be a constant reminder of how much of a failure as a mother she is.
9281
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:41:04 PM »
Oh my gawwwddd mommy got you the wrong edition of a book D:
I know, right!
You should totally lock yourself in your room and never talk to her again! How dare she not do things exact for you! The nerve!
9282
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:38:22 PM »
Most of you have nothing to worry about, but when you're up to your fucking neck with spam reports from a certain user who's reason for reporting people were "cunt", "faggot" and "fucktard" etc with none of the posts even violating the rules... Then yes it's a banable offense, it means we have to wade through the shit to do what we're supposed to.
So can we just leave him banned?
There's actually a funny story behind that.
................Would you like to share?
Nope
He's coming back, isn't he?
9283
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:37:24 PM »
Oh my gawwwddd mommy got you the wrong edition of a book D:
9284
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:35:14 PM »
I think everyone is a-o-alriiiiiiiiiiigh-
Yeah no.
9285
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:27:18 PM »
6'2" so it makes finding guys difficult.
I refuse to be a top.
Oh?
Well...
Maybe for you..
._.
 Search your rectum, you know it to be true.
9286
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:26:04 PM »
 I looked up Gatsby and got this.
9287
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:24:15 PM »
Most of you have nothing to worry about, but when you're up to your fucking neck with spam reports from a certain user who's reason for reporting people were "cunt", "faggot" and "fucktard" etc with none of the posts even violating the rules... Then yes it's a banable offense, it means we have to wade through the shit to do what we're supposed to.
So can we just leave him banned?
9288
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:54:17 PM »
6'2" so it makes finding guys difficult.
I refuse to be a top.
Oh?
Well... Maybe for you..
9289
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:47:17 PM »
6'2" so it makes finding guys difficult.
I refuse to be a top.
9290
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:01:47 PM »
Why have so many shitposters started joining lately? ffs..
We shitposters have come to pillage your villages and enslave your women and children.
p-please.. please be gentle.. with me...
9291
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:55:29 AM »
Usually the root of it in men is father issues.
This makes sense....
9292
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:39:01 AM »
Nuh.
Or well...maybe...
<.<
Hunny, I'm no man.
9293
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:21:55 PM »
ITT: White people...
Aren't you half white?
9294
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:34:07 PM »
I'm not telling this to you lot.
Cuz you don't.
9295
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:49:00 PM »
9296
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:13:40 PM »
Not a shit poster.
Omigod has Char Aznable avatar X3
9297
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:10:04 PM »
Meh, not great. I've been freaking out over my face. I wanna get a nose job.. and soon.
Get your fucking priorities straight.
They are....
First my nose, then liposuction which they can put into my butt, and then hormones!
That'd be the opposite of getting your priorities straight.
So hormones first?..
None of that shit.
But I need to be attractive!
Exceot you don't. You're fine the way you are I'm sure. All that shit is a waste of money and time, not to mention you're conforming to looking a certain way.
I wanna look the way I think I should  I wanna be a trophy wife!
9298
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:50:07 PM »
Meh, not great. I've been freaking out over my face. I wanna get a nose job.. and soon.
Get your fucking priorities straight.
They are....
First my nose, then liposuction which they can put into my butt, and then hormones!
That'd be the opposite of getting your priorities straight.
So hormones first?..
None of that shit.
But I need to be attractive!
9299
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:43:53 PM »
Meh, not great. I've been freaking out over my face. I wanna get a nose job.. and soon.
Get your fucking priorities straight.
They are....
First my nose, then liposuction which they can put into my butt, and then hormones!
That'd be the opposite of getting your priorities straight.
So hormones first?..
9300
« on: September 25, 2014, 05:39:23 PM »
Meh, not great. I've been freaking out over my face. I wanna get a nose job.. and soon.
Get your fucking priorities straight.
They are.... First my nose, then liposuction which they can put into my butt, and then hormones!
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