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The Flood / Re: Tfw your balls are silky smooth
« on: June 05, 2016, 10:03:51 PM »Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that placeGonna hurt, nig. At least the first time. Drink a lil before you go
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The Flood / Re: Tfw your balls are silky smooth« on: June 05, 2016, 10:03:51 PM »Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that placeGonna hurt, nig. At least the first time. Drink a lil before you go 2522
The Flood / Re: Misconceptions about sex« on: June 05, 2016, 10:01:46 PM »No I'm saying is that we tried to make it last. Hell that's still my preference.Only 5-10 minutes? What the heck? 2523
The Flood / Re: Misconceptions about sex« on: June 05, 2016, 09:41:11 PM »
Only 5-10 minutes? What the heck?
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The Flood / Re: deci hasn't been online since joce fake killed that raccoon« on: June 05, 2016, 03:10:29 PM »
Fake killed?
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The Flood / Re: Retirement plans?« on: June 05, 2016, 12:22:01 PM »
Nig I don't even have a career plan
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The Flood / Re: We're gonna be 100F for the next two days« on: June 05, 2016, 06:02:56 AM »
How do you people live? I die when it's 60° with humidity. Ohhhh now I'm not looking forward to going back to school.
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The Flood / Re: Biker hate thread.« on: June 05, 2016, 05:59:52 AM »
These people need to learn to fuckin move. I never know if I'm supposed to go around them or not because of how far in the lane they ride.
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The Flood / Re: Found this little shit outside.« on: June 05, 2016, 05:57:18 AM »
Fuckin murder that godless shit
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The Flood / Re: A guy I went to school with passed away today« on: June 05, 2016, 05:49:07 AM »
Not even a week till a year after I graduated did the first person from our class die. Bad heroine or something, though I don't think she actually graduated with us.
The class that just graduated lost two girls in a car accident on a bad part of the main road. And just a week before graduation, I think when the seniors are actually done, a boy committed suicide. His mom went up to receive his diploma. It was... Hm. 2530
The Flood / Re: I had a strange dream last night« on: June 04, 2016, 08:32:47 PM »
I had a dream that a kid stabbed me three times after I tried hiding from him and his friends, so I grabbed his knife and stabbed him six or seven times, and then ran to hide in an elevator and called 911. I remember when I called them I was talking out loud in my sleep.
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The Flood / Re: Found this little shit outside« on: June 04, 2016, 05:16:58 PM »
Awwww it's a kittypillar!
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The Flood / Re: I love president barack obama« on: June 04, 2016, 12:19:43 PM »Probably, I may or may not have a bad habit of that. But it's Loaf, so does it really matter?Think you completely misinterpreted what he meant by that.Donald Trump is a demagogue who appeals to the lowest common denominator. 2533
The Flood / Re: i just smothered my cat« on: June 04, 2016, 11:33:03 AM »
I try to love my cat, but she's always cranky and whines whenever I touch her. But she's nice when I go to feed her
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The Flood / Re: I love president barack obama« on: June 04, 2016, 11:30:22 AM »Donald Trump is a demagogue who appeals to the lowest common denominator. Like how Shillary panders to black people? Working white class isn't the lowest common denominator when we're the majority 2536
The Flood / Re: Ayy I'm in NYC« on: June 03, 2016, 08:13:05 PM »
Ew why ever go to that pisshole
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The Flood / Re: Is letting a girl suck your dick cheating?« on: June 03, 2016, 08:12:14 PM »
Duh it is
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The Flood / Re: I miss lemon« on: June 03, 2016, 12:37:09 AM »
Someone else is gone too that i was thinking of, but I forgot their name
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The Flood / Re: american cheese« on: June 02, 2016, 02:06:45 PM »
No because it's not even cheese
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The Flood / Re: What was your last dream about?« on: June 02, 2016, 08:51:32 AM »
I lied, the last part I was back at school.My RA gave me something. And I remember Dark Souls stuff, like two Black Knights. Oh and my mom making a closet joke about me
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The Flood / Re: What was your last dream about?« on: June 02, 2016, 08:36:37 AM »
Good question. I only remember them when I wake up on my own. But seeing how mother just came in and started talking to me, I can't remember it. There was some weird landscape, though, like high up stone pathways above an ocean.
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The Flood / Re: "Outside dog"« on: June 01, 2016, 11:28:28 PM »
People are really that dumb? We have 5 normal dogs, though they don't really have a place to run outside
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Serious / Re: YO WHAT THE FUCK MY NIGGA« on: June 01, 2016, 08:38:17 PM »
God I hate the LGBTLMNOP
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The Flood / Re: I'm eating your apple.« on: June 01, 2016, 03:02:42 PM »I don't know either, but only the skin makes my mouth itch and swellI'm allergic to apple skinlol wtf even? 2548
The Flood / Re: I'm eating your apple.« on: June 01, 2016, 02:07:09 PM »
I'm allergic to apple skin
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The Flood / Re: Nice position« on: June 01, 2016, 01:43:11 PM »I honestly don't know >.> just going by what I'm told. But that's great!ChubsI've lost ten pounds already :/ 2550
The Flood / Re: My ex-ladyfriend just confided in me« on: June 01, 2016, 12:51:57 PM »
Shoulda listened the first time
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