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The Flood / Re: Something strange going on at work
« on: February 15, 2017, 06:07:52 AM »
There's a bomb
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The Flood / Re: Something strange going on at work« on: February 15, 2017, 06:07:52 AM »
There's a bomb
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Serious / Re: Trump aides were in constant touch with senior Russian officials during campaign« on: February 15, 2017, 05:21:15 AM »
HE'S JUST TRYING TO KEEP PEACE WITH RUSSIA YOU FUCKING CUCKS UNLIKE KING NIGGER OBAMA GIVING MONEY AND WEAPONS TO OUR ENEMIES
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The Flood / Re: Why is Jocephalopod blacklisted?« on: February 14, 2017, 07:35:55 PM »personal reasons, he won't be gone foreverthe fug He asked to be banned? 7954
The Flood / Re: Happy Valentine's day, everyone!« on: February 14, 2017, 07:34:51 PM »>tfw not spending valentine's day with turkroach gf bcause deadlines>t*rk gf You motherfucker 7955
The Flood / Re: Why is Jocephalopod blacklisted?« on: February 14, 2017, 07:21:44 PM »oh no what a horrible lossHe's easily one of the best memebers 7956
Serious / Be ashamed to die« on: February 13, 2017, 04:34:37 PM »
Until you have won some victory for humanity.
What do you think of this quote, and quotes such as these? Do you think it inspires people to achieve great things? Or perhaps that it divides people, those that do and those that don't. Furthermore, what do you consider a victory for humanity? 7957
The Flood / Re: itt: we post the most based human beings« on: February 13, 2017, 02:25:14 PM »You're a fat guyit would be extremely tasteful 7958
The Flood / Re: Fuck this freshman English course I'm taking« on: February 13, 2017, 10:21:34 AM »
Haha flunky
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The Flood / Re: adele is so cool man« on: February 13, 2017, 07:10:26 AM »word upIsn't that her stage name though?Can we not get in the habit of calling celebrities by their first names 7961
The Flood / Re: Genuine question, why do some Indian guys act really creepy and weird to girls« on: February 13, 2017, 05:46:45 AM »But that's a compliment to the women Chally! Indians worship cows!I know that's the joke I was going for.Backwards sexist culture where they treat women like cattle. Literally, in Indians case. 7962
The Flood / Re: adele is so cool man« on: February 13, 2017, 05:39:20 AM »Isn't that her stage name though?Can we not get in the habit of calling celebrities by their first names 7963
The Flood / Re: Genuine question, why do some Indian guys act really creepy and weird to girls« on: February 13, 2017, 05:38:16 AM »
Backwards sexist culture where they treat women like cattle. Literally, in Indians case.
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The Flood / Re: I need like some actual drugs« on: February 12, 2017, 09:29:12 PM »
>people giving OP advice
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The Flood / Re: What happened to Azendac?« on: February 12, 2017, 06:51:08 PM »
Shagging sheep
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Serious / Re: "The powers of the president's Executive Orders will not be questioned."« on: February 12, 2017, 06:42:40 PM »
Fuck the government
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The Flood / Re: This man gets it« on: February 12, 2017, 06:29:47 PM »
It was a day like any other. Anthony Fantano, the Internet’s busiest music nerd, was hard at work listening to music that he was to review. It was sunny, and slightly humid, so he had left his shirt off for the day. His girlfriend was dealing with an emergency at work. But all of a sudden, Anthony heard a knock at his door. His muscles rippled as he got up from his desk chair. He slowly walked to the door… He saw a dark silhouette through the window. “I wonder who that could be…?” Anthony wondered. He slowly opened the door. And, to his great surprise, his biggest idol was standing before him… MC Ride. Or as his friends call him, Stefan. MC Ride peeked in the doorway, and said, “H-hey… um I don’t know if you know me… b-but I’m in a band and our van broke down about a half mile back… I w-was hoping you had some tools laying around…” Now, although Anthony had always loved Death Grips and their music, he tried to play it cool. After all, he kind of had a crush on Stefan ever since he heard his voice on Beware. Luckily, Anthony had a big shed in his back yard full of his dad’s old mechanic tools. Anthony smiled, and replied, “Sure… I recognize you. What band again? Deaf grapes or something?” “N-no… Death Grips…” answered MC Ride. Anthony laughed. “ha-ha, that’s right! just come on in! I could definitely give you a tool to use…” He led MC Ride to his back yard. On the way, He could feel Ride’s gaze on him. He wondered if he liked what he saw. He opened the door to the shed, and Ride quickly shuffled in to grab what he needed. “He’s even cuter in real life…” Thought Anthony. On the way back, Anthony hastily offered Ride a beer. “Hey man, want to have a beer? You seem like a cool dude.” “Well… Zach and Andy are waiting for me… but I guess a quick beer wouldn’t hurt I guess.” Mumbled Ride. At first, they sat awkwardly in Fantano’s living room. But then they started talking about Death Grips and other music. They were soon off on a riveting conversation. After a while, Anthony said; “hey… I haven’t really been honest with you Stefan… Can I call you that? To tell the truth, I know a lot about Death Grips. I’m pretty much your biggest fan.” “Ha-ha… Yes I know… and I have to confess something too. I watch almost all of your video reviews. Y-you could say that I’m your biggest fan.” Anthony then did something very risky. He laid his hand on Stefan’s leg, right above the knee. Their eyes met, and the next thing Anthony knew, their lips were locked and they were lying on the couch together. “Can Andy and Zach wait?” asked Anthony. Ride’s response was to continue kissing him. They made out like this for a few minutes, and then Ride started slowly moving down to Anthony’s private area, kissing his beautiful chest on the way down. “Please” whispered Anthony. MC Ride slowly unbuttoned Anthony’s black shorts. Anthony’s rock hard penis sprang up, and MC Ride started sucking it off. It was the best blowjob of Anthony’s life. Far better than any blowjob his girlfriend had ever given him. The way Stefan’s tongue moved… it was amazing. “Ohhhh Stefan… I think I want you to do the nasty in my taxi!” yelled Anthony. “I AM THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP” replied MC Ride as he took Anthony’s cock out of his mouth. Anthony bent over on the couch, and got on his knees. Ride undid his all-black jeans, and revealed his lengthy penis. He started to put his throbbing penis into Anthony’s butt, when all of a sudden, “IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YUUHHHH!!!!!” “Oh my God!!” screamed Anthony. “You get-get-get-get got-got-got-got it in!” MC Ride wasn’t a tender lover. He pumped and pumped until finally, in euphoria, he came inside of Anthony’s butt. He withdrew, exhausted, and laid down next to Anthony, who had reached orgasm as well. “H-how was it?” Asked Stefan. “you’re good…” Whispered Anthony. Whispered Anthony. “I liked your lovemaking. I would give you a strong six, light seven.”
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Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 05:36:18 PM »
Wait, it was.
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Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 05:35:31 PM »It wasn't there when I was replying.So you would be ok with a mother getting a late abortion because she doesn't feel like having the kid?I just got done typing up a nice long lovely response to that question. 7971
Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 05:26:39 PM »So you would be ok with a mother getting a late abortion because she doesn't feel like having the kid?But what do you think? Under what circumstances are you ok with abortion?Any and all; just don't turn it into a game or sport. Not to parrot what Turkey said, but isn't your entire ideology based around consent? If the baby is already alive, why is it you don't think it's wrong to kill the baby without its consent. 7972
Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 04:29:09 PM »But what do you think? Under what circumstances are you ok with abortion?But nobody kills fetuses for the sake of it. The vast majority of pregnancies are terminated out of a sense of what I'd call responsibility, and I'll take a premature death over growing up in a shitty poor household with a single baby mother any day of the week.How can you be for abortion under any circumstance? I get that you're an antinatalist but killing for the sake of killing is even something you think is wrong, I assume. Am I wrong in assuming that?Keep in mind I'm only for abortion in only a few circumstances.This'll go nowhere, then. 7973
Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 04:07:42 PM »How can you be for abortion under any circumstance? I get that you're an antinatalist but killing for the sake of killing is even something you think is wrong, I assume. Am I wrong in assuming that?Keep in mind I'm only for abortion in only a few circumstances.This'll go nowhere, then. 7974
Serious / Re: Obama WH worked on a plan to seize Raqqa. Trump team decided not to use it« on: February 12, 2017, 04:01:55 PM »Don't worry Irish everything gonna be okIf your favorite word is "Takbir", then yes.If you ban muslims entering your country I wonder how many terrorist attacks there would be in your country? 7975
Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 03:55:15 PM »You're the one claiming that babies are morally significant, so the onus is on you to defend that.They're human beings. They're people. Keep in mind I'm only for abortion in only a few circumstances. Quote Pigs have higher cognitive function than babies, yet you're cool with slaughtering and even eating them.They're not people, they will never reach the intelligence of a person. Am I "cool" with it? Not really, but I was brought up eating meat and I don't really see the reason I should stop. Me being a vegan won't solve anything. 7976
Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 03:36:29 PM »How?And both aren't "people" in any morally significant way.The difference with abortion being that a fetus isn't a baby.Same as abortion.There's nothing wrong with humanely killing babiesum 7977
Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 03:33:02 PM »The difference with abortion being that a fetus isn't a baby.Same as abortion.There's nothing wrong with humanely killing babiesum 7978
Serious / Re: A takfiri zionist polytheist fire-worshipping professor and shiite mullah was« on: February 12, 2017, 03:29:23 PM »Quote smirked quite Persianlylmao 7979
Serious / Re: Slippery slope is not a fallacy« on: February 12, 2017, 03:27:58 PM »There's nothing wrong with humanely killing babiesum 7980
Serious / Re: TN legalizes the injury of protesters blocking roadways« on: February 12, 2017, 03:16:07 PM »I die inside a little every time I post it, if that helps.Is trump /ourguy/?can this meme /die/? |