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The Flood / Why did everything slow down so much?
« on: October 02, 2016, 02:32:32 PM »
About 3 days ago everything just kind of stopped.

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The Flood / Re: I reported this site to the Mounties.
« on: October 02, 2016, 02:31:35 PM »
I reported this site to Bungie

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The Flood / Re: Look at me I'm Walter White
« on: October 02, 2016, 01:54:35 PM »
You're not white though and that egg looks disgusting
I am white and if it looks disgusting it's because it's reminiscent of your mother's smelly pussy

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The Flood / Look at me I'm Walter White
« on: October 02, 2016, 01:13:40 PM »

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The Flood / Re: what's gunna be your Halloween costume?
« on: October 02, 2016, 08:47:15 AM »

Dp you jack off to this picture every night or something? I don't get it.

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: October 01, 2016, 06:54:41 PM »
GONNA

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: October 01, 2016, 06:13:49 PM »
Jared Leto instructed the craft services caterer to replace the cheddar in Will Smith's sandwiches with brie, which he was fully aware was one of Smith's least favourite cheeses. Leto phoned Margot Robbie at 12.30am and left a message on her answerphone of him screaming the word 'ANARCHY!!!' Several times on set, Leto would tap co-star Jai Courtney on one shoulder and then quickly move to Courtney's other side. When questioned about the shoulder tap, a smirking Leto would deny all knowledge. Jared Leto went an entire week without washing his hands after urinating. After each visit to the bathroom he would make a point of shaking one of the crew by the hand then recoiling in mock disgust, shouting "Urgh, you've got piss hands!" During a quiet moment on set, Leto offered to tell his colleagues a joke, then said loudly "DYING SYRIAN CHILDREN" before cackling and running away. Leto stole the cushion from director David Ayer's chair and didn't admit it, even after it was replaced. Leto insisted on referring to the band Foals as "The Foals", knowing full well it really got on Joel Kinnaman's wick. One morning, Leto worse a thick disguise to the set and announced to his co-stars that he was Jared Leto's agent and that Jared Leto wouldn't be coming into work that day because he had just last night died "from a drugs overdose". He then lowered his fake glasses and said, cryptically, "Or did I?" before sidling away. At the craft services table, Leto laughingly dropped banana skins and toast crusts into the general waste bin when the one next to it was clearly labelled "food waste". Leto stopped filming a scene to burn a $20 bill in front of an intern. Leto horrified cast and crew members by seemingly stabbing his own hand with a scalpel during a lunch break, only to reveal it was a prop hand he'd found that later had to be replaced at great cost. Jared Leto purposely stood precisely six inches to the left of every mark he was supposed to hit, in order to "freak out the studio suits", which caused the movie's lighting rig operator so much stress he had to take time off work. Jared Leto spent a whole week telling people he wasn't actually Jared Leto but his twin brother, "Lared Jeto". Jared Leto wrapped an empty box and gave it to co-star Cara Delevingne for her birthday. A note inside read "UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY, HA HA HA". Leto asked co-star Viola Davis if she could hear a humming noise, which unbeknownst to her was actually emanating from Leto himself. Then he did the same thing to Margot Robbie. Leto insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors as an act of rebellion. According to set sources, Leto played the "shadow game" with co-star Scott Eastwood for an entire week, repeating everything he said back to him, eventually causing the actor to lodge an official complaint with Leto's representation. Leto requested a runner fetch him a cup of coffee, then when she returned, he knocked the beverage out of her hand, partially scalding her in the process. Leto later said to the set's health and safety officer that "anarchy is as anarchy does" and signed his name on the written warning form as "Matthew McConaghy" [sic]. Leto secretly borrowed Viola Davis's Surface Pro and changed the menu language to Greek.ο»Ώ

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The Flood / Re: Is it only me or are youtube ads getting smarter?
« on: October 01, 2016, 05:27:43 PM »
>2016
>Not using Adblock Plus
Lel.
>being a selfish cunt who wants to destroy the internet as we know it

if i could just crush your skull
Son, you have anger issues.
You're insane if you don't

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The Flood / Re: Here you go, Dietrich
« on: October 01, 2016, 05:18:40 PM »
the point is idk how I presented myself in the pic that made that guy think that I thought that
Because you exude it
I exude what? Being full of how I look?

That sucks, because I'm literally the opposite.
Whatever you say

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The Flood / Re: Here you go, Dietrich
« on: October 01, 2016, 05:16:22 PM »
the point is idk how I presented myself in the pic that made that guy think that I thought that
Because you exude it

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The Flood / Re: Here you go, Dietrich
« on: October 01, 2016, 05:10:01 PM »
It's a common thing insecure girls say "ugh I'm so ugly". Fuck off you attention seeking bitch.

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The Flood / Re: Here you go, Dietrich
« on: October 01, 2016, 05:09:10 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/55c9d7/give_me_your_worst/d89x9e6

this is the worst one because of how untrue it is

idk why I give off that vibe
It is true
I was obviously referring to the first line, not the second

I don't think I'm attractive
That's what I was referring to

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A lot of people mistaken marijuana as some sort of master healer plant that cures all your problems. It can bring your awareness to what's missing in your life as well as bring awareness to false beliefs about yourself that you've held on to for years, but when you become habituated to smoking weed, you ignore everything else that doesn't have your immediate focus. I think that's why a lot of stoners appear to be pretentious, aloof, and somewhat detached.
Fuck off stoner

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The Flood / Re: Here you go, Dietrich
« on: October 01, 2016, 05:02:42 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/55c9d7/give_me_your_worst/d89x9e6

this is the worst one because of how untrue it is

idk why I give off that vibe
It is true

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The Flood / Proof Kek exists
« on: October 01, 2016, 04:24:59 PM »
>I prayed to Kek before boarding my flight
>Hardcore balls to the wall fuck me in the ass turbulence
>We crash in the Amazon
>Frogs lead me to civilization safe and sound

When will you abandon your silly death cults and worship the one true Lord Kek?

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The Flood / Re: When you're talking to someone and they start texting
« on: October 01, 2016, 11:19:02 AM »
But yeah--I will literally take your phone if I'm trying to show you one of my favorite movies. I don't give a shit.
you'll have to wrestle me first

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The Flood / Re: >when u asked mummy for a bepis but she buys u a conk
« on: October 01, 2016, 07:41:49 AM »
ALL TOO EASY

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The Flood / Re: Here you go, Dietrich
« on: October 01, 2016, 04:21:55 AM »
Bruh, post this shit on roastme
I do that by posting it on Sep7

But we aren't as funny as they are.

Let's see if you're right, lol

Spoiler
I'll get flak for this thread but I know you losers won't do this with one of your pics
LOL Fucking Ledditors. That was so tame.

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The Flood / Re: REAL SPOOKY HOURS
« on: October 01, 2016, 02:10:23 AM »
Ayy lmao
Wow that meme totally isn't dead

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The Flood / Re: >when u asked mummy for a bepis but she buys u a conk
« on: October 01, 2016, 02:09:30 AM »
DRINK WELL DOGGO

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The Flood / Re: REAL SPOOKY HOURS
« on: October 01, 2016, 02:07:47 AM »
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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The Flood / Re: "woooah, september blew by so fast, man"
« on: September 30, 2016, 05:37:14 PM »
Can't believe it's almost Oktoberfest already

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Serious / Re: Senate Votes to Override Veto of JASTA
« on: September 30, 2016, 05:07:15 PM »
Nuke the Saudis

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The Flood / Re: He's got a gun in his hand!
« on: September 30, 2016, 05:05:25 PM »
Poop in his pants!

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The Flood / Re: "woooah, september blew by so fast, man"
« on: September 30, 2016, 03:26:20 PM »
it's finally jean jacket and trench coat weather
No

No it isn't

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The Flood / Re: "woooah, september blew by so fast, man"
« on: September 30, 2016, 02:41:23 PM »
it's almost 2017, man

that's such a fucking futuristic sounding year; 2017's the kind of year all that tom clancy future advanced cyberwar soldier shit takes place in
I remember playing Ghost Recon then 2008 came around and it actually happened in real life. That was fucking crazy.

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The Flood / Re: In Barcelona
« on: September 30, 2016, 11:24:58 AM »
Have you thtarted lithping yet?
lol nah I can speak fluently

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The Flood / Re: In Barcelona
« on: September 30, 2016, 09:27:33 AM »
Have you been to see Gaudi's cathedral yet? It looks pretty awesome up close.
Seen it many times years ago. Beautiful.

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The Flood / AMA In Barcelona
« on: September 30, 2016, 06:27:36 AM »
πŸ‘

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The Flood / Re: Joz Karbala najooeem
« on: September 29, 2016, 06:17:35 PM »
Oh Holy Kek keep me safe and bless me on my journey tomorrow so that I may return safe all praise to Kek.

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