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The Flood / WHO WANTS TOAST« on: November 18, 2014, 01:11:32 PM »Last edited 5 days ago by Froid Toast Watch this page For other uses, see Toast (disambiguation). Toast Toast-3.jpg A slice of bread, untoasted (left) and toasted (right) Type Bread Main ingredients Sliced bread Cookbook:Toast Toast Toast is bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning is the result of a Maillard reaction, altering the flavor of the bread as well as making it firmer so it holds toppings more securely. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable. Bread is usually toasted using a toaster, an electrical appliance with heating elements. Toast is most commonly eaten with butter or margarine and sweetened toppings. Toast is a common breakfast food. Toast may contain carcinogens caused by the browning process.[citation needed] MethodsEdit A classic two-slot electric toaster In a modern kitchen, the usual method of toasting bread is by the use of a toaster, an electrical appliance made for that purpose. To use a modern toaster, sliced bread is placed into the narrow slots on the top of the toaster, the toaster is tuned to the correct setting (some may have more elaborate settings than others) and a lever on the front is pushed down. The toast is ready when the lever pops up along with the toast. If the bread is insufficiently toasted, the lever can be pressed down again. It can also be toasted by a new modern toaster which are often used in hotels and meetings. These work by having one heating element on the top and one on the bottom with a metal conveyor belt in the middle which carries the toast slowly between the two heating elements. This allows toast to be made consistently as more slices can be added at any time without waiting for previous ones to pop up. Bread can also be toasted under a grill (or broiler), in an open oven, or lying on an oven rack. Toaster ovens are special small appliances made for toasting bread or for heating small amounts of other foods. Bread can also be toasted by holding it near but not directly over an open flame, such as a campfire or fireplace; special toasting utensils (e.g. toasting forks) are made for this purpose. Before the invention of modern cooking appliances such as toasters and grills, this was the only available method of producing toast. Toast is made using slices of bread. Many brands of ready sliced bread are available, some specifically marketing their suitability for toasting. ConsumptionEdit A plain dry slice of toast on a plate Toast is most commonly eaten with butter or margarine spread over it, and may be served with preserves, spreads, or other toppings in addition to or instead of butter. Toast with jam or marmalade is popular. A few other condiments that can be enjoyed with toast are chocolate spread, cream cheese, and peanut butter. Yeast extracts such as Marmite in the UK, New Zealand and South Africa, and Vegemite in Australia are national traditions. Some sandwiches, such as the BLT, call for toast to be used rather than bread. Toast is an important component of many breakfasts, and is also important in some traditional bland specialty diets for people with gastrointestinal problems such as diarrhea. In the United Kingdom, a dish popular with children is a soft-boiled egg eaten with toast soldiers at breakfast. Strips of toast (the soldiers) are dipped into the runny yolk of a boiled egg through a hole made in the top of the eggshell, and eaten.[1] In southern Sri Lanka it is common for toast to be paired with a curry soup and mint tea. By 2013 "artisanal toast" had become a significant food trend in upscale American cities like San Francisco, where some commentators decried the increasing number of restaurants and bakeries selling freshly made toast at what was perceived to be an unreasonably high price.[2][3] Health concernsEdit Toasted bread slices may contain high levels of acrylamide, a carcinogen generated during the browning process.[4] High acrylamide levels can also be found in other heated carbohydrate-rich foods.[5] The darker the surface colour of the toast, the higher its concentration of acrylamide.[4] That is why according to the recommendations made by the British Food Standards Agency, bread should be toasted to the lightest colour acceptable.[6] Cultural referencesEdit Streetband released the novelty song "Toast" in 1978.[7] The band attempted to use toast as an instrument and included the sound of toast being scraped later in the track.[citation needed] Buttered toast has a perceived tendency, when dropped, to land with the buttered side to the floor, the least desirable outcome. Although originally a pessimistic joke, a 2001 study of the buttered toast phenomenon found that when dropped from a table, a buttered slice of toast landed butter-side down at least 62% of the time.[8] The phenomenon is widely believed to be attributable to the combination of the size of the toast and the height of the typical dining table, which means that the toast will not rotate far enough to right itself before encountering the floor.[9] A joke that plays on this tendency is the buttered cat paradox; if cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands buttered side down, it questions what happens when buttered toast is attached to a cat's back. Other foods which are toastedEdit Cheese[10] and marshmallows are also toasted by exposure to dry radiant heat.[11] A toasted cheese sandwich features both toasted cheese and toasted bread. See alsoEdit Portal icon food portal Look up toast in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. Wikimedia Commons has media related to Toast. Bruschetta Crostini Croutons French toast Fried bread Kaya toast Melba toast Milk toast Panino Texas toast Toast rack Toast sandwich ReferencesEdit "Egg with Toast Soldiers". Retrieved 6 August 2010. J. O'Dell, "$4 toast: Why the tech industry is ruining San Francisco", VentureBeat, 21 August 2013. John Gravois, "A Toast Story: How did toast become the latest artisanal food craze? Ask a trivial question, get a profound, heartbreaking answer." Pacific Standard, 13 January 2014. Jackson LS; Al-Taher F (2005). "Effects of consumer food preparation on acrylamide formation". Adv. Exp. Med. Biol. 561: 447–465. doi:10.1007/0-387-24980-X_34. PMID 16438318. Tareke E; Rydberg P. et al. (2002). "Analysis of acrylamide, a carcinogen formed in heated foodstuffs". J. Agric. Food. Chem. 50 (17): 4998–5006. doi:10.1021/jf020302f. PMID 12166997. "Acrylamide". food.gov.uk. Food Standards Agency. Retrieved 25 February 2014. Streetband on the Official Charts Company website, retrieved 26 May 2012 "Breakfast at Murphy's (or why the toast lands butter-side down)". The Telegraph. 27 May 2001. Retrieved 19 December 2012. http://www.maa.org/devlin/devlin_july_98.html [1] Freeman, Bobby "First Catch Your Peacock," Y Lolfa Cyf, 1996,page 154. ISBN 0 86243 315 0 [2] Brocket, Jane, "Turkish delight & treasure hunts: Delightful treats and games from classic children's books," Penguin Group, 2009, no page number, eISBN 978-1-101-44325-5. Read in another language Wikipedia ® MobileDesktop Content is available under CC BY-SA 3.0 unless otherwise noted. Terms of UsePrivacy 1084
Serious / A question for non hetero people.« on: November 18, 2014, 04:19:22 AM »
Homosexuals, those of of you with gender dysphoria, bisexuals, and anybody else I may be forgetting: If there was a completely safe way to be made heterosexual, would you do it or stay the way you are now?
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The Flood / Should I eat a fox?« on: November 14, 2014, 11:53:31 AM »
Good idea?
Kiyo what do you think? 1088
>funposting on a Thursday
>everybody loves my funposting >my funposting gains me several likes every thread >keep funposting >I got em where I want em now >make another hilarious thread >"this is spam" >thread gets locked >fame is a fickle friend Harry 1090
The Flood / Zesty is retarded.« on: November 13, 2014, 05:21:47 AM »
Prove me wrong.
Spoiler You can't. 1091
The Flood / my Africans« on: November 12, 2014, 05:02:39 PM »
tell me of your day in the neighborhood
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The Flood / A Cheese Potato owes me money.« on: November 11, 2014, 06:36:12 PM »
So this time traveling son of a bitch stole a shit ton of money I gave him on PayPal. I've been messaging him all day but he just keeps responding with images of Kangaroos, shrimps, and barbies.
Anybody know how I can resolve this? This guy thinks he can get away with whatever he wants just because he can time travel. I have proof he owes me money. 1094
Serious / Would extremely advanced AI find existence pointless?« on: November 09, 2014, 06:57:43 PM »
Say it's self aware. Do you think it would consider existence pointless?
Stop being a bunch of smart asses. The question is would a self aware (let's go with humanoid robot) AI find existence pointless? Say it finds no value in existence because it was not programmed for a task or to put a value on anything. Would it value existence like we do without being programmed to do so? Would it learn to put value on its existence because of us, or maybe because of its own experiences? The question here is if an AI at our level or more advanced than us could learn to value life or feel it should be alive simply for the reason of existence, without being programmed for any of it. 1095
The Flood / Popular MLG/fedora/redneck drink is first sign of armageddon.« on: November 08, 2014, 05:08:56 PM »
http://time.com/3573045/doritos-flavored-mountain-dew-is-first-sign-of-impending-apocalypse/
Quote A drink considered by many as an abomination is quickly gaining fame on conservative college campuses. Experts say the Doritos flavored Mountain Dew combines the two best things in the South, which explains the popularity. It first started off as what CEO Indra Nooyi describes as a "freak accident". Her comments "Well you know we're always experimenting and pushing the boundaries just a little bit to provide the sensational flavors our customers have come to know and love. But when a customer brought in a bag of Doritos which accidentally fell into an experimental batch of Mountain Dew, the results were incredible." Incredible indeed. Most who have started drinking this new product say they can't stop, almost as if it's addictive. Nooyi assures us it's perfectly safe to drink, she says while confidently downing a bottle of this sensational new drink. 1096
The Flood / TheOneTrueDesticle is a Russian spy.« on: November 08, 2014, 12:55:32 PM »
Anybody have proof he isn't a spy? No?
Exactly. 1098
The Flood / It's 1:17 PM motherfuckers.« on: November 08, 2014, 06:17:48 AM »
Why aren't you playing Halo?
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http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/million-mask-march-chaos-protester-hits-police-officer-buckingham-palace-protest-anonymous-9842919.html
WOMAN ASSAULTED IN BONG CAPITAL BY MARCHING BONGS 1100
The Flood / THERE ARE NO MODS ONLINE« on: November 06, 2014, 06:39:55 AM »
CANT NOBODY STOP THE SPAM TRAIN BABY
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The Flood / Is Tblocks illuminati?« on: November 05, 2014, 09:06:21 AM »
He used to be red. Now he's blue. Red + blue = purple. 3 makes a triangle.
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The Flood / Would you support this?« on: November 03, 2014, 12:29:32 PM »
I think we can all agree civilization is under attack. By who? The Muslims.
You can see it everywhere. In the UK, they act like they own the place, with their fucking protests and Sharia courts, in the US they don't have much of a footing yet thankfully, in Europe they infest the streets and set up their disgusting shops and halal shit and turn entire streets into what looks like their shitty countries. They're attacking our way of life, our only vessel to progress: Democracy. You see, bad as it is, we're moving to a point we can really start to fix a lot of our problems. Science flourishes as best it can alongside religion in the West. While we could be progressing more if not for the extremists in our own country, we can all agree we're making good progress. Not so in the Arab countries. Not only are their countries a complete waste of our natural resources, money, and human life. The parasite which lives so healthily in these countries? Islam. Islam is a threat to humanity. So much so, that we must exterminate it. Unfortunately, there is no clean way to exterminate Islam. It has followers. "Islam has 1.57 billion adherents, making up over 23% of the world population." That's from a 2010 study. A quarter of our species infected by this. So now you're thinking "how do we stop them?". Never fear my friends, I have a plan. Phase 1: Gather up all Muslims in western countries in camps. Surround the camps with pigs and pork laced ammunition for the guards. Phase 2: Dump the prisoners in their own countries. Phase 3: Bomb all Arab countries. (The Jews too, what the hell.) Phase 4: Inhabit Arab countries with decent folks. Phase 5: Freedom. It's foolproof, really. 1103
The Flood / Confused about Meta?« on: November 02, 2014, 01:17:37 PM »
Here's a handy chart to help you.
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The Flood / what the fuck is this« on: November 02, 2014, 01:07:22 PM »
and why is meta holding out like a little bitch
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The Flood / ISIS strikes major blow.« on: October 30, 2014, 05:39:04 PM »YouTube 1107
The Flood / So I'm leaving.« on: October 29, 2014, 11:33:35 AM »
Gonna go buy some chips. You beaners want anything?
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The Flood / Meta owes me millions if not billions of dollars.« on: October 29, 2014, 07:59:38 AM »
I sued him in court the other day for harassing me on this forum, and he hasn't payed me any money yet.
what the fuck m8 |