3. You immediately go back and read an email right after you hit send.

7. You procrastinate when getting into the shower, but hate getting out once you’re in.

8. You spell out Wednesday like Wed-nes-day in your head when you’re writing it. Also Feb-ru-ary.

9. You get lost in thought while reading, but don’t notice until you’re three pages past where you stopped paying attention.

12. There’s something about the impending feeling before a big storm that makes you feel alive.

13. You rehearse arguments in your head, just in case it should ever come up.

15. You have to find the perfect TV show to watch before you can eat any food you’ve prepared for yourself.

23. You start reading interesting things on the internet and just stop a third of the way through because you lose patience.

29. You put your music on shuffle, but then skip songs until you find the one you want anyway.

30. You sometimes talk to people as if they already had the context of what was going on inside your head.

31. You feel guilty that you’re not helping when a repair guy is fixing something in your house.

32. You immediately forget someone’s name right after they’ve introduced themselves.

34. You refuse to accept “jif” as the proper pronunciation of GIF.