lolwut?

I'm talking about emoticons. Lots of the edgiest and dankest emoticons are based on non-Latin characters.

I'll just write the word for "dog" for each one.

You say you are going to type the word "dog" but then say they are emoticons. Make up your mind.

Nobody here seems to have a problem with it because we all speak English. I do not see how this is an issue at all, other than you wanting to try and annoy others by using Google translate to type in a different language.

Currently unemployed. I will be starting college in the Spring though.

The United States has the largest and most advanced military in the world. We have Weapons of Mass Destruction, drones, and likely numerous other forms of destructive weaponry that could obliterate a rebellion with the press of a button if it ever came down to that. They wouldn't even need to use troops.

So, let me ask. How are your pistols, shotguns, and AR-15's going to stop hundreds of drones?

Why do you think that the military would just turn on American civilians if ordered to? It does not work like that at all. I have been in the military and the majority of my coworkers own guns and stated that if the government tried to order military personnel to take peoples' guns, they would never do it, and would go protect other people. Half of the military or more would defect and bring that firepower with them. That is why the government is instead militarizing police forces, like Door stated. The militarization of our police departments is a fact, I have witnessed it myself in Southern New Mexico and in Colorado because they have MRAP SWAT vehicles, military camo, and assault rifles.

Japanese toilets are the best.

I have basically taken the entire year off and have not been working, although it was not by choice. I have been collecting unemployment, I sold my Jeep, I bought a few new guns, got drunk multiple times at parties since I turned 21 in December, met a new friend who I go to clubs with once in a while, finally figured out what I would like to do with my life, and worked out a few things in my life while seeing a therapist. It has been a good year, although rough at times.

Agreed. I need to march on DC with a legion and declare myself Consul for life soon.

If American citizens were actually intelligent enough to organize a march on the Capitol with an actual goal in mind, and it would actually accomplish something, I would definitely say "fuck it" to whatever I am doing at the moment and drive up there to join. However, there are not enough intelligent people in our society to be able to do that, and the government does not give a fuck how many people disagree with the things they do. They are going to do what they want because elections are rigged, your vote does not matter, and they own you.

Were you deployed?

Luckily I never had to deploy. I was tasked to deploy to Bagram Airfield in Afghanistan in April of this year, but I was discharged in December of 2013. I had a lot of disagreements with the military, having bases all over the world was one of them. All foreign bases should be shut down. I do not agree with the idea of countries either, but until that idea can be phased out of our society, we should not have our military in other countries for no reason. I can understand the humanitarian benefit of it because we have supplies ready to help with natural disasters, but I think our aircraft carriers that patrol the world can handle that kind of stuff just fine.

You were in the Air Force right?

Yes, only for two years. I was in long enough to receive my GI Bill though, and me getting out early was not entirely my fault.

I have told you already before that I do not care that you have a nice car, I am happy for you and am glad that you were able to achieve one of your goals. Do not try and make up a bullshit story about how you began working at a private investment firm at the age of 15 though and expect me to believe it. I am happy for you if you have a lambo, I do not appreciate fabricated stories though and prefer honesty.

I have an Xbox 360 and will possibly be getting an Xbox One in like two months. It depends on financial stuff, and I will buy an Xbox One in the Spring if I cannot get it this year.

Your story is full of bullshit lol

Not hating on you or anything, it is totally fine that your parents bought you a car. I just prefer truthful stories. No 17 year old kid, well you would be 15 according to your current age, is working at an investment firm.

They didn't. And all my parents are alive. My dad was unemployed until 2 (maybe 2 and a half) years ago. No one I know makes enough money to afford one. I bought it myself, I've already explained what I do, and I'm tired of explaining it over and over again. Enough assumptions

A college student cannot afford to buy a lambo. I will continue stressing that fact, because a fact is what it is. If you are in college and you drive a lambo, your parents bought it for you, or you inherited a shitton of money from a relative.

Time for high quality HD 1080p porn running at 60fps.

I wonder what terrorist organization could be creating the tension there...

It is called Israel.

Unfortunately a large majority of the Western world's population, mostly Americans, are brainwashed into feeling pity for the Israeli terrorists and thinking they are completely innocent in this conflict.