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The Flood / Re: I fucking love this site for this reason alone
« on: February 08, 2015, 03:08:54 PM »
The incoherent ramblings of an absolute maniac.

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The Flood / Re: You're allowed to have sex with only one user here...
« on: February 08, 2015, 02:50:53 PM »
Zen, no that he'd give me a choice. And not that I'd resist either.

Would also ravage Nexus' arsehole.

Orion, easily.
aw yiss

3603
The Flood / Re: what the fuck is wrong with fucking british people
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:49:26 PM »
What's wrong with cooking a real meal instead of some microwaved shit?

Here comes the jokes about how all british food taste bad. Nice one, in advance.

3604
The Flood / Re: You groove you lose
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:44:33 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

3605
The Flood / Re: What's another way to say Minecon?
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:42:38 PM »
Do you guys wanna join my dad's minecraft server?

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The Flood / Re: you guys are such bakayaros
« on: February 08, 2015, 11:27:10 AM »
For once I agree with OP.
You think that the peeps are idiots, but that they're cute sometimes?
No I agree that weaboos are shits.

3607
Someone battle me.

3608
The Flood / Re: A spider got on my camera as I was taking a selfie
« on: February 08, 2015, 11:13:52 AM »

Whoa, easy on the edge there.

Spoiler
When in doubt, use edge
I don't think you know what edgy means.

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The Flood / Re: you guys are such bakayaros
« on: February 08, 2015, 10:56:19 AM »
For once I agree with OP.

3610
The Flood / Re: A spider got on my camera as I was taking a selfie
« on: February 08, 2015, 10:51:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Most of you are FEmales, right?
« on: February 08, 2015, 07:50:30 AM »
What the fuck is this thread?

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The Flood / Re: Playing Halo 3 at 3am half naked is great
« on: February 08, 2015, 07:48:57 AM »
It's even better when you're completely naked. So are most things.

3613
I concur.
You available now, or any time soon?

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The Flood / Re: "I'm disappointed in you, son"
« on: February 07, 2015, 05:51:56 AM »
>Smiling while cosplaying Nagato
>Cosplaying a girl
>Cosplaying at all

Fucking shits.

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The Flood / Re: if you watch Game of Thrones without reading the books
« on: February 06, 2015, 11:18:20 PM »
When should I die and in what fashion?
stick a fire extinguisher up your ass
I don't own one because it's too fucking cold in bongland to begin with.

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The Flood / Re: if you watch Game of Thrones without reading the books
« on: February 06, 2015, 11:03:49 PM »
When should I die and in what fashion?

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The Flood / Re: Should I go see Alestorm?
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:57:15 PM »
Live shows are almost always worth it. Don't know how Alestorm fair, but you should go for it.

And what in shitting fuck do you need a rifle for?

Because I like plinking, and .22 is hard to find if not stupidly expensive. So I want to get a .17 hmr rifle that I can plink with or varmint hunt.
I have no idea what any of that means.

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The Flood / Re: Should I go see Alestorm?
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:54:17 PM »
Live shows are almost always worth it. Don't know how Alestorm fair, but you should go for it.

And what in shitting fuck do you need a rifle for?

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 06, 2015, 05:11:19 PM »
I walk like 1.5 hours a day. Though that is cancelled out by excessive drinking.

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:45:43 PM »
lol never heard of Carey Mulligan
Ever watched Drive or The Great Gatsby?

Nope, and not the remake. She looks cute, though.
fFirstly she's objectively the cutest girl in ever.

Second, watch those movies. They're pretty good man.

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The Flood / Re: Is it bad to only wanna bone milfs
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:13:41 PM »
milfs by definition are hot. No problem here Jim.
It's not a matter of "are they hot" but more "is it bad that I'd rather bone a milf than a girl my age"
Are you some kind of faggot?
I dunno how to answer this
"Yes"
But I like vaginas more than cock
a hole is a hole. Don't discriminate.
It's how I was raised
What? Raised to like milfs or raised to discriminate against the pussy?

Jim, the world is your vagina. Stick your dick in whatever you want, nobody has the right to tell you otherwise

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The Flood / Re: Is it bad to only wanna bone milfs
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:02:51 PM »
milfs by definition are hot. No problem here Jim.
It's not a matter of "are they hot" but more "is it bad that I'd rather bone a milf than a girl my age"
Are you some kind of faggot?
I dunno how to answer this
"Yes"
But I like vaginas more than cock
a hole is a hole. Don't discriminate.

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: February 06, 2015, 04:01:46 PM »
lol never heard of Carey Mulligan
Ever watched Drive or The Great Gatsby?

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The Flood / Re: Is it bad to only wanna bone milfs
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:54:33 PM »
milfs by definition are hot. No problem here Jim.
It's not a matter of "are they hot" but more "is it bad that I'd rather bone a milf than a girl my age"
Are you some kind of faggot?
I dunno how to answer this
"Yes"

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The Flood / Re: Is it bad to only wanna bone milfs
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:49:54 PM »
milfs by definition are hot. No problem here Jim.
It's not a matter of "are they hot" but more "is it bad that I'd rather bone a milf than a girl my age"
Are you some kind of faggot?

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The Flood / Re: Is it bad to only wanna bone milfs
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:42:50 PM »
milfs by definition are hot. No problem here Jim.

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The Flood / Re: halp
« on: February 06, 2015, 01:56:52 PM »
It's sweet when you see a hot guy dating the ugly girl and not the other way around.

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Gaming / Re: BloodBorne Coverage discussion thread
« on: February 06, 2015, 01:54:34 PM »
Still on the fence about buying a PS4 for this, since it has no other games.

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: February 06, 2015, 09:56:06 AM »
Who is this angel and why do I want to stick my dick in her?

She's no Carey Mulligan, but that sweet girl is too innocent to sex.

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The Flood / Re: The cringiest thing I have ever seen
« on: February 06, 2015, 07:57:37 AM »
Quote
even though he and other Gods aren't even real XDD
OK I fucking lost it.

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