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The Flood / Re: Does anybody even enjoy
« on: March 12, 2015, 04:01:44 PM »
I like Verb and I also like memes. So this is pretty much the best thing ever.

Also, what the fuck are you talking about?

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The Flood / Re: New Game of Thrones season 5 trailer
« on: March 11, 2015, 08:29:53 PM »
Dany is a cunt.

STANNIS MANNIS.

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The Flood / Re: Americans, step up your milk game
« on: March 11, 2015, 04:24:52 PM »
If it's not green cap then it's not worth drinking

LOOOOOOOOOOOL look at this out-of-date milk thing! I'd love to chug it down outside of my gate while speaking to friends and then wipe the milk mustache off of my real mustache that is big.

God damn that's a ridiculous bottle.
No one uses glass bottles anymore, mate. Plastic is the norm. Maybe you don't have it were you live. Here's a quick edcuational video.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:06:28 PM »
guys

its a woman
Tell her to kill herself.

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The Flood / Re: how were u day??
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:14:22 PM »
Why do you type like that?
Just another gimmick poster.
Am I a gimmick?
Nah. Only the worst of posters need a gimmick because they have no other redeeming qualities.
Don't tell Cheat we think that of him.
It's ok, I don't think he heard us.

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The Flood / Re: how were u day??
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:09:20 PM »
Why do you type like that?
Just another gimmick poster.
Am I a gimmick?
Nah. Only the worst of posters need a gimmick because they have no other redeeming qualities.

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The Flood / Re: >walk into room
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:06:56 PM »
MOM?! YOU'RE ALIVE?!
There's no way that's your mother, you're ugly as shit.

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The Flood / Re: how were u day??
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:01:59 PM »
Why do you type like that?
Just another gimmick poster.

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The Flood / Re: "See ya, space cowboy"
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:58:25 PM »
Stop reposting the same shit.

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Whoa, our titles are gone.
I still see them, they've just changed from "[subtitle] Elite Four Member" to "Elite Four [subtitle]"

It was better before. Cheat fix.
Oh... yeaaah it was better before. Cheat pls.
The rank was uncomfortably long. Removing "Member" from the string makes it a bit easier to swallow, and it also reads like something in Pokemon (Elite Four Koga >> Elite Four Unstoppable).
I suppose so, but I still preferred how it was before. Plus we can't see the titles on mobile since it removes the prefix.

If it's a mouthful even removing the "Member" and leaving it as "Ascended Elite Four" would be better, since it also displays the forum rank.
It's not a major issue though, and I can't speak for the other three either. Maybe they prefer the changes.

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Holy shit OP, I only said it as a joke.

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Whoa, our titles are gone.
I still see them, they've just changed from "[subtitle] Elite Four Member" to "Elite Four [subtitle]"

It was better before. Cheat fix.

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody else smoke?
« on: March 09, 2015, 07:36:37 PM »
On weekends. Though I'm usually drinking at the same time, so it either has no noticeable impact or it fucks you up completely.

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cheat plz
Sorry, I've been busy. I'll get your custom stuff sorted today or tomorrow. :)
cheerio mate ;­)
You should have them now. If you'd like to do the "League Champion" rank, I already have it coded in.
League Champion sounds cooler.

Like...
Ascended League Champion
Heroic League Champion
Legendary League Champion
Mythic League Champion

Just has a better ring to it.
Four winners, therefore Elite Four titles.

Someone has to claim the League Champion title by battling and winning against the E4 members.

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The Flood / Re: Who is your Sep7agon Best Friend/s?
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:59:36 PM »
Is it time for another circle jerk already?

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:57:26 PM »
I died 3 times on the Iron Golem. Last death was so bullshit. I was at his legs and he was rotating and I got pushed off lol
I managed to push him off during one of my attempts. It was glorious.

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The Flood / Re: You guys are fucking autists
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:53:02 PM »
And that boys and girls is how you make friends.

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The Flood / Re: Tru Doesn't Want To Take His Medicine
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:36:58 PM »
Tru just died guys

It's over
One down.

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The Flood / Re: What is the oldest woman/man you would have sex with?
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:31:49 PM »
Sigourney Weaver is 65.
I picked 68 cus Susan Sarandon is 68
If only everyone else in their 60's looked like that. She aged like fucking wine.

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The Flood / Re: What is the oldest woman/man you would have sex with?
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:30:09 PM »
It depends a lot more on how old they look, though I would probably cap somewhere in the 40's, maybe 50's at a stretch.

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The Flood / Re: Okay what if Eva Green was your mommy
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:02:38 PM »
Yes I would.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't find her hot...
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:01:13 PM »
Face is too full. Blonde is only good if it's short.

This is the same guy who likes Jenna Fischer. How did you go from god tier to mediocre? Step it up Class.
First off, full faces aren't necessarily bad. And are you joking? Long blonde hair is amazing.
She looks too slim to have such a fat face. I'm not denying she's cute, just nothing spectacular.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't find her hot...
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:36:18 PM »
Face is too full. Blonde is only good if it's short.

This is the same guy who likes Jenna Fischer. How did you go from god tier to mediocre? Step it up Class.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:53:26 PM »
it doesn't even taste nice
you're talking about beer, beer tastes like shit. you have to know what to drink.
just alcohol in general tastes like pond life and battery acid.
hmm what kind of alcohol have you drunk in the past?
not a lot because i'm a small child, but enough to nope out of it for a while.
You need to experiment one night. Find something you like and always start with that. For me it was tequila beer. Once you get going though you can pretty much neck anything despite the taste.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:40:59 PM »
Actually, their stories will consist of:

"I watched everyone do stupid stuff because they were drunk, and laughed."
What kind of unsociable bastard sits there and watches other people drink?

Me.
Step your game up, Mr P.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:38:26 PM »
Actually, their stories will consist of:

"I watched everyone do stupid stuff because they were drunk, and laughed."
Are you having a laugh? Being sober around drunk people is one of the most awkward, uncomfortable scenarios I've ever experienced.

I can tell you've never actually been around a lot of drunk people whilst sober before, because literally no one finds it fun.

Riding down the beach during spring break is quite entertaining actually.
That's not really a social scenario though. Watching a bunch of pissheads stumble about on the sand isn't the same as being at a house party where everyone is smashed and having a great time whilst you're the one in the corner drinking Mountain Dew.
What aspect of that scenario has any positivty in it?
I literally only see negativity.
Is exactly what someone who has never been drunk would say.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:37:02 PM »
it doesn't even taste nice.
You don't drink it for the taste, though I sort of agree, since larger and most beer tastes like death.
I almost exclusively stick to vodka for that reason.

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