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Serious / Re: The San Bernadino shooters used 30 round magazines.
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:35:10 PM »
It's a joke. Liberals really think "gun free zones" will do something, and yet with some of the tightest gun restrictions in the country, these guys still shot up a place with modified weapons.

Liberalism is a mental disorder. Nothing proves it more than this.
That last comment of yours makes me wonder if you are being sarcastic or not.

I'm not. "Gun free zones" and weapon restrictions are fucking retarded

Agreed. It's like painting a fucking target on your back, and criminals never get their guns legally. They either get them from a black or flea market or they steal them.

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The Flood / Re: Dumbest Dreams you've ever had
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:29:46 PM »
One dream I had relatively recently. Not particularly dumb but...

 My Dad and I were stuck in a time loop in which these three homeless guys would cause our plane to crash, we would die, and then God would bring us back again. Can't remember how that one ended but for some reason I could never forget it because something in my gut told me It was important.

weird

That is weird.

zombie spongebobs chasing me. like wat

You really watch too much Spongebob huh?
besides commercials for spongebob, i never watch the show since like, the 1st movie came out.
I only watch the classic episodes on Amazon. Everything else after season 3 is shit.

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The Flood / Re: Dumbest Dreams you've ever had
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:27:44 PM »
One dream I had relatively recently. Not particularly dumb but...

 My Dad and I were stuck in a time loop in which these three homeless guys would cause our plane to crash, we would die, and then God would bring us back again. Can't remember how that one ended but for some reason I could never forget it because something in my gut told me It was important.

weird

That is weird.

zombie spongebobs chasing me. like wat

You really watch too much Spongebob huh?

I had a dream recently where I was playing manhunt with a bunch of people in a Caribbean resort. Running around, you not only had to avoid those who were tagged, but also, the wild alligators jumping on the platforms between the pools.

But that wasn't the focus of my dream. The focus of my dream was that I had my long hair back. And it was in that moment that I realised how much I missed my pony tail.

O_o

Okay then... lol.

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The Flood / Re: *ahem*
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:24:40 PM »

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The Flood / Re: UN Game: Fallout Edition II: Resource Wars
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:13:37 PM »
Team USA, all day everyday.  8)

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The Flood / Re: Dumbest Dreams you've ever had
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:11:07 PM »
When I was little I constantly had Fever-teir dreams all of the time 80% of which involved Tornados or Whirlpools

One time my cousin and I got caught in a sentient tornado and ended up being spat out of an underwater whirlpool into an inescapable Baskin Robbins Purgatory.

Another time after a tornado I was in an airport and my mom somehow climbed her way onto the moon for some reason....then there was another tornado at some point or the other

At least it wasn't a giant vacuum clearer that was the size of the hoover dam that was after you, I had that constantly when I was growing up.

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The Flood / Re: *ahem*
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:09:41 PM »
Are you ready to get funky?

<_<

Maybe?

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The Flood / Re: Dumbest Dreams you've ever had
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:04:30 PM »
I dreamt about a week ago that my brother and I were arguing about what color Gameboy SPs we had, and me explaining that he didn't have a lot of games with green cartridges.

I woke up and was like what the hell. Out of all of the possible dreams I could have had, THAT was a thing?

That happened to me when I was a kid, it was over Blue and Sliver. Now in reality mine has a black housing since it's original housing was beat up and the screen needed to be replaced. Did it myself to.

this is the earliest dream i can remember--i'm just eating applesauce

when i woke up, i was saddened to find that the applesauce was gone
i looked under my pillow, but alas, there was nothing there

it was then that i came to the conclusion that dreams are bullshit

i think i was like, 2 or 3

Lol.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like Christmas in general?
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:01:44 PM »
I don't care for it.

The commercialism however drives me up the wall.

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The Flood / Re: Dumbest Dreams you've ever had
« on: December 06, 2015, 12:59:37 PM »
when i was little, i had a dream of petting a rabid dog, for... some reason

it bit me, of course, and i woke up with my hand in my mouth

I've had a similar experience. Turned out my hand was underneath my pillow and my head was press against it.

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The Flood / Re: *ahem*
« on: December 06, 2015, 12:58:14 PM »

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The Flood / Dumbest Dreams you've ever had
« on: December 06, 2015, 12:57:06 PM »
For no reason at all.

My most recent dumbest dream was just now. Apparently HQ got exposed on my end of Sep7agon, so I clicked on it. Made a thread saying "So this is HQ huh?"

With the body saying "What the fuck is so god damn special about keeping it a secret?"

Moments later my post got complete edited by more than one mod, moderator graffiti I suppose is what I'll call it, because it kept getting edited. I then went to other forums, still saw that HQ was there. Clicked on it, told me I didn't have permission to view it, Clicked on it again, this time a dialog box appeared. It said that British Lemon had demoted me. I woke up after that going "Wtf?"

Either British Mod is going to be a mod or that was the most retarded dream I've ever had since I came back here.

What was the stupidest dream you ever had?

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The Flood / Re: *ahem*
« on: December 06, 2015, 12:51:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >he makes threads on sep7agon
« on: December 06, 2015, 12:50:20 PM »
Who?

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The Flood / Re: We Finally Put The Tree Up
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:38:46 AM »
You did it wrong.

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The Flood / Re: I have a question
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:37:23 AM »
Ed is special ed.

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The Flood / Re: It is the 15th century
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:35:05 AM »
How did the other rulers of the world feel about my parents?

In this senerio, your crazy uncle is the only ruler.

Well fuck it, I'll kick the executioner in the balls and hope that gives me enough time to escape. Following that, I'll make my way to a port and make a living as a sailor or fisherman until I have enough money to get a ship of my own and then sail around exploring and shit.

Lol, what makes you think it would be that easy to escape? I mean, unless the guards are incompetent, that would be your best chance.

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The Flood / Re: It is the 15th century
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:19:19 AM »
How did the other rulers of the world feel about my parents?

In this senerio, your crazy uncle is the only ruler. Other rulers aren't even aware if any are left in what is happening in York. This isn't a public beheading.

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The Flood / Re: It is the 15th century
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:13:26 AM »
You would need a lot of luck in order for that to happen, in that era there are a lot of village idiots that will believe anything the king tells them.
That's the problem. Too many variables can happen to really guarantee anything. I'd say without a stable core of people already around you, be it a captain or two, or some general, you wouldn't have much luck. You need some show of force.

Yeah, I think your best bet is bribery, Village idiots like gold pieces for money. Unless they are too chicken to join your cause, you at least have a chance. I'm just glad none of us live in those times now. Unless your someone like Jives, there is no way you could get out of the middle of a beheading.

i'd show him my serratus and ask u mirin and they'd HAVE to let me go

Actually, someone like you can easily kill all the guards and the lord high executioner just by punching them repeatedly. After all, you have muscle from what I have seen of your photos.
Thanks man :')

Hey I speak the truth.

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The Flood / Re: *ahem*
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:05:59 AM »
How much have you paid cheat so far?

$0.00

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The Flood / Re: It is the 15th century
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:04:06 AM »
i'd show him my serratus and ask u mirin and they'd HAVE to let me go

Actually, someone like you can easily kill all the guards and the lord high executioner just by punching them repeatedly. After all, you have muscle from what I have seen of your photos.

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The Flood / Re: It is the 15th century
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:01:31 AM »
This sounds like it has more RPG elements to it than Fallout

I would try to escape at the very least and go to someone I can trust to try and help smuggle me out. Then I'd have to try and formulate a plan to try and clear my name and try to take my place as rightful ruler of said Kingdom (odds are England).

A few rules to know is that you can't trust any authority figure. Maybe insanely trusted people your parents knew. Someone who looked after you. If you could somehow do that AND let people know what is happening, you could possibly raise an army to take the throne. You'd be the rightful ruler, though that depends on your charisma as a leader. Your uncle wouldn't simply just kick the bucket and get out. There would be a civil war no doubt.

That is, IF I could escape.

I'm actually basing this on A night in Terror Tower, just minus the wizard to make it a real senerio.

Interesting answer, I don't know how I would be able to raise an army against the king, in those days trust was hardly a thing, human nature was much worse back then compared to now.
My only solution would be to prove to people you can make things better. The King is closed off from society, all tidy in his castle. Why would he ever bother with simple commoner such as these you surround yourself by? He doesn't understand their struggles, their angers. You on the other hand have been on the run, and have honestly been humbled by it all. You feel it is your right to take the throne not just because it's in your blood, but because you have a member of your family in power who betrayed you and cares about nothing more than to rule with greed.

Rally people, present them your case, hopefully you have that one faithful companion from the start.

BASICALLY, you're trying to pull a Dragon Age Origins and get people to fight for you. The task is incredibly daunting, but if they see the alternative is better than the status quo, they may just be inclined to help you.

A little dose of kindness back then could earn you many a thing.

You would need a lot of luck in order for that to happen, in that era there are a lot of village idiots that will believe anything the king tells them.

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The Flood / Re: It is the 15th century
« on: December 06, 2015, 02:45:15 AM »
This sounds like it has more RPG elements to it than Fallout

I would try to escape at the very least and go to someone I can trust to try and help smuggle me out. Then I'd have to try and formulate a plan to try and clear my name and try to take my place as rightful ruler of said Kingdom (odds are England).

A few rules to know is that you can't trust any authority figure. Maybe insanely trusted people your parents knew. Someone who looked after you. If you could somehow do that AND let people know what is happening, you could possibly raise an army to take the throne. You'd be the rightful ruler, though that depends on your charisma as a leader. Your uncle wouldn't simply just kick the bucket and get out. There would be a civil war no doubt.

That is, IF I could escape.

I'm actually basing this on A night in Terror Tower, just minus the wizard to make it a real senerio.

Interesting answer, I don't know how I would be able to raise an army against the king, in those days trust was hardly a thing, human nature was much worse back then compared to now.

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The Flood / Re: It is the 15th century
« on: December 06, 2015, 02:41:41 AM »
Get saved at the last moment by Alduin, the World Eater
What in the world? Aladdin is a world eater? O.o

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The Flood / It is the 15th century
« on: December 06, 2015, 02:35:14 AM »
There is no modern society, no America, no natural rights, nothing of the sort. You are the son/daughter, the price/princess of York. Your parents, the king and queen are dead, they have been murdered. Your crazy uncle has made himself king and has ordered to have you executed by beheading. You are being dragged to the lord high executioner, where he will behead you. Do you accept your fate and choose death? Do you try to fight for your life?

Your only crime is for the king to get you out of the way, you have no rights.

What do you do?   

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The Flood / Re: But seriously though
« on: December 06, 2015, 02:25:35 AM »
Unless this is at a big screening event with the cast and crew there, like a premiere, that never happens.

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