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9451
« on: December 06, 2015, 10:04:26 PM »
mod status when?
I have no fucking idea. I don't control what happens in my dreams, sometimes some of them end up actually happening in reality, even if it's with a different outcome or beginning. Maybe part of my subconscious wants you to be a mod but can't wrap around what you have against me.
9452
« on: December 06, 2015, 10:02:34 PM »
I got a cavity filled by an apparently incompetent dentist and he trapped decay inside the filling after failing to drill all of it away a few years ago and like half a year ago it basically hit the root and nerves of the tooth and it felt like I was chewing on nails every time I ate or breathed through my mouth until I got a root canal to fix it.
That's pretty much the worst physical pain I've had.
Teeth are a bitch.
9453
« on: December 06, 2015, 10:01:02 PM »
I was about 11 at the time of this dream, but for some fucking reason I still remember it clearly. As some background, my little sister had a toy Easter Bunny plushie that would sing a little song about Easter when you squeezed the foot.
My family was sitting in the den of our old house (we've since moved, having been in Germany and whatnot) and I heard the song, but it was, like, really slow and deep. So we go outside and the fuckin' toy's sitting on the driveway, but it's huge - talkin' at least 20 or so feet tall.
And that's really the only thing I remember. I mean, some other stuff happened, but it was a dream so it was all disconnected and didn't make much sense. We rolled the bitch down the street or something.
Reminds me a lot of the dreams I had as a little kid, except it would end with a giant vacuum clearer after me.
9454
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:59:00 PM »
A perfect example is that one Asian guy who shot me dead whom he looked like he was in a gang, and that one was a reoccurring nightmare.
you and this image have something in common
Hey, I don't know why the guy was Asian, I have no control over my dreams.
9455
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:56:31 PM »
This thread: 
9456
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:54:35 PM »
Someone had to replace you while you were gone.
You can't put a price on or even replace Deci. Fact. Your temperament is a meme, not you yourself.
Well that's rather dead. HAHAHAHAHA YOU THINK YOURE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE A MEME
Well that's what people see me as for some reason. I dunno, ask them.
9457
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:52:40 PM »
These are not the memes you're looking for
Broken
The image?
Yes.
It was fixed.
My answer is still the same. Your powers are weak old man.
9458
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:51:10 PM »
You actually had a dream about Sep7agon? That's...kinda sad.
It sounds like you think about this forum way too much. Hey I recently came back and it wasn't even on my mind when I went to sleep. You really think I control what I can dream? A dream about Sep7agon is actually relieving compared to the other shit I have dreamed of in my entire life. A perfect example is that one Asian guy who shot me dead whom he looked like he was in a gang, and that one was a reoccurring nightmare. OT: I don't remember what my dumbest dream is but I do have a tendency of having really bizarre dreams.
Bizarre ones always make me question my perception of reality.
9459
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:47:18 PM »
Oh my god you actually saved that shit? Lol.
No, I found it while searching "deci+sep7agon" on Google.
Fantastic.
9460
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:46:28 PM »
These are not the memes you're looking for
Broken
The image?
Yes.
9461
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:41:04 PM »
Oh my god you actually saved that shit? Lol.
9462
« on: December 06, 2015, 09:39:24 PM »
My dreams are usually filled with me serving the Blood God and giving Him tons of sacrifices.
...okay then...
Hey, wanna look for a sacrifice with me?
Uhhhhhh. Sure?
9463
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:23:36 PM »
These are not the memes you're looking for
Your shitty meme mind tricks don't work on me old man.
9464
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:22:52 PM »
One day, SJWs will come to the aid of millions of people being offended by being called Deci
Funny thing is SJWs are such a joke. I think they're all retarded. I've watched Alpha rant about how stupid they are even. Someone here compared me or called me a SJW before, like lol really? SJWs get offended at shit that they shouldn't even feel offended to begin with.
AlphaOmegaSin is a retard.
Are you only saying that because you found out that I watch him so you stopped watching his stuff? He's actually a pretty nice guy from what I know. An irl friend met him irl.
9465
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:15:19 PM »
Welcome to memers hall of fame.
God damn memes.
9466
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:13:46 PM »
One day, SJWs will come to the aid of millions of people being offended by being called Deci
Funny thing is SJWs are such a joke. I think they're all retarded. I've watched Alpha rant about how stupid they are even. Someone here compared me or called me a SJW before, like lol really? SJWs get offended at shit that they shouldn't even feel offended to begin with.
9467
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:11:32 PM »
9468
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:09:43 PM »
I've noticed in two threads where people have called the OP Deci, but I didn't make them. What gives? Is there a new Sep7agon meme that I missed the past 2 months? I'm lost in this so help.
9469
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:57:06 PM »
Well this is the lamest Sep7agon orgy I've ever attended.
9470
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:55:00 PM »
Type in "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away" on Google's search bar for a neat easter egg.
Your welcome.
Doesn't work on Firefox.
9471
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:51:11 PM »
ur wrong
Says the one with the vagina.
LOL!
I was saying the OP was wrong about them being disgusting.
But he isn't wrong at all.
9472
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:46:59 PM »
ur wrong
Says the one with the vagina. LOL!
9473
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:07:45 PM »
I was in a pretty bad car accident some years ago. I was traveling 50mph down a two lane road approaching an intersection. This intersection was a two way stop, not a four way, and I had no stop sign to stop at. Some lady on the right hand side started impatiently creeping out into the right lane, despite seeing me clearly coming down the road. I see this and try to anticipate her stupidity by moving the left hand side of my lane and getting ready to maneuver as best as possible. Well, it didn't pay off. Right as I beginning passing her, she floors on the gas too early and clips my right hand side, veering my car almost entirely sideways and onto the sidewalk. I collided with a street lamp just behind the driver's side door, ricochet off and spin a couple more times before finally stopping in the middle of both lanes on the road. I lost consciousness when I hit the lamp, but my injuries were pretty extensive-
Basilar skull fracture with a large laceration running from the back of my ear running up to my left temple.
Several fractured ribs that caused a flail chest and a pneumothorax. Thankfully, it never became a tension pneumothorax.
Dislocated left shoulder with a compound fracture of the collar bone and hairline fracture on my ulna.
An iliac crest pelvic fracture on the left side with shortening, left femoral head fracture, sprang ankle, and a moderately sized avulsion on my left calf.
A ruptured spleen with internal hemorrhaging that presented with some abdominal rigidity and multiple bruised organs.
Other cuts n bruises etc.
The lady who caused the accident was uninjured.
If I were you I would have sued her ass.
9474
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:06:29 PM »
"Objectively"
Lolno. Dicks look nasty. Vaginas aren't much better, but you really can't say that a penis looks good in any way whatsoever.
Dicks aren't smelly open fleshy gashes that bleed profusely every month
Not every girl on the planet bleeds.
9475
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:58:17 PM »
It's main function is for sexual reproduction.
Which would make sense for them to look appealing lol
Also
Its*
Its only appealing when aroused.
It's suppose to be arousing tho
I meant when you're aroused.
But they're sexual organs
The whole point of them is to arouse you
Well yeah, that''s the point. It doesn't mean that it's suppose to look glamorous. If you want that then you'll need a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt. She "vajazzle" her vagina.
9476
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:54:52 PM »
It's main function is for sexual reproduction.
Which would make sense for them to look appealing lol
Also
Its*
Its only appealing when aroused.
It's suppose to be arousing tho
I meant when you're aroused.
9477
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:54:03 PM »
They look better than dicks, that's for sure.
Except for Blue Waffle. That one needs severe high maintenance. >.<
9478
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:51:58 PM »
It's main function is for sexual reproduction.
Which would make sense for them to look appealing lol
Also
Its*
Its only appealing when aroused.
9479
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:50:34 PM »
9480
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:47:21 PM »
Bike accident in 2006. Had my entire left side scrapped up. Oddly enough I haven't busted a bone yet. I've fractured a bone before. Not fun.
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