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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:49:28 PM »
Alright, chill out you two >.>

Lick my dick!

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:29:46 PM »
Chill out Deci. Well time to drink my sorrows away. Had blonde & beautiful but threw it away because I thought I was more intelligent than her. Now I know college degrees don't mean shit, I mean mine doesn't. I also told her relationships aren't as great as she thinks, ironic now that's what I wish I had.

Never tell me to chill out. You of ALL PEOPLE have no fucking right to tell me to chill out. Enjoy that fucking dick Roman. People gave you advice so many times and to you ignore it all. Its almost like you want the internet to baby you, well TOO FUCKING BAD! -_-

I refuse to buy your pity bullshit and these threads you make are fucking garbage. It ALWAYS lands a hot topic. Man the fuck up already, you're driving me nuts with this garbage, and nobody fucking cares, they just love to see you miserable!

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:22:00 PM »
This thread is still going??!?  >:(

=========D

ENJOY THE FUCKING DICK ON YOUR FUCKING THREAD ROMAN! ENJOY THE FUCKING TEXT DRAWN DICK, ON YOUR THREAD, ENJOY THE FUCKING SHITPOST! YEAH! GET CLOSE TO IT! GET CLOSE TO IT! PUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP AGAINST THAT FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN!

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'll answer with a GIF
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:01:47 PM »
How are things?

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:43:58 PM »
What I would like to know now more than ever was whose idiotic retarded clusterfucking idea was it to invite this guy to Sep7agon?

Unless he joined with no invite like I did... But I doubt that.

Fuck this thread, and fuck Roman. Gets a hot topic every time with this shit.

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this guy off my back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:40:21 PM »
9/10 would read again.

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The Flood / Re: i slept with someone for the first time last night
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:39:10 PM »
Impossible, you're too fat and would break any bed you lay on.
He snuggled with Roman.

o_e

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Gaming / Re: FUCK THOMPSON DISC DRIVES!
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:38:00 PM »
Nobody gives a fuck about original Xbox you don't need to make a million threads about it

Guess that makes me the 1%

W/e

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:33:36 PM »
My only hope is that for the five or so times I see the Force Awakens alone, there is a cute girl there...I'm okay with asking strangers out, I did it yesterday


=========D

Do you see this shit? This is your fucking dick! You need to stop thinking with it.

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The Flood / Re: So I took some acid last night...
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:28:15 PM »
This chick one day is going to wonder one day why her photo is on the internet on THIS site. I would laugh if she made an account just to talk shit on you for it.

I can't even count the number of times I've had my ugly face posted on here without consent. My most ugly looking pics.

The only difference is I know you tards too damn well so I accept it. This chick may get pissed.
yeah because she'll definitely find out

she won't

What if she does? Then what?

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:33:56 AM »
I mean for fucks sake. I'm not even posting in this thread to white knight anymore. This shit is just getting way to fucking old and irritable.

I've tried helping you so many fucking times in TFS, and in RA, and by god look at what you have become. You are literary impossible to deal with. Granted I have insecurities and I've lost a lot of confidence to be good at something recently, but at least I'm not as bad as you.

And guess what? I still debate whether or not I should kill myself everyday, and yet I'm still here because at least I have people in life that do care about me.

You need to actually surround yourself with people that actually care about you and I think you need to get help as well, because this is not fucking normal.

Unless you plan on looking at yourself and changing, no one is going to fucking like you for who you are. Every fucking time you make a thread about this shit, it is super predictable and cringeworthy to read, because I know the end result is going to be something stupid.

And as for Sep7agon? They're just sitting back and eating popcorn laughing at you while you cry. That's the fucking truth.

Fucker. Grow the fuck up and grow a pair of balls or get your man card revoked and become a trans testicle if you're going to keep whimpering like a pussy.

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:23:11 AM »
You need to be hit in the gut with a tennis racket, and if that isn't enough, you need to be hit in the balls with a bat. God forbid you ever have fucking kids.

Your attitude towards women is fucking disgusting.
I don't plan on having kids...but you're right. I used her for blowjobs and thought she'd stay with me because she couldn't find anyone better. I learned my lesson.

No you haven't, and you never fucking will because you're a sad degenerate loser that is so fucking desperate to receive sex long after you finally got laid, you never want nothing meaningful. You treat women like they're fucking sex toys instead of actual people.

Fuck you.

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this girl back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:17:50 AM »
You need to be hit in the gut with a tennis racket, and if that isn't enough, you need to be hit in the balls with a bat. God forbid you ever have fucking kids.

Your attitude towards women is fucking disgusting.

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Gaming / Re: FUCK THOMPSON DISC DRIVES!
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:49:42 AM »
The disc drive for the 360 is shitty as well. If you bump the system hard enough when the disc is running you will destroy it.

That's why most of my 360 library is digital. Thankfully the original Xbox never had that problem, at least it doesn't appear to. Never bothered to test it. But still. Thompson disc drives... such a shit build.

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The Flood / Re: Could not imagine living anywhere other than California
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:40:54 AM »
Fortunately places like the beach, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Disneyland, Universal Studios, etc. are all just about 1-2 hours away from where I live

Unfortunately I live in the worst place imaginable, Bakersfield.

We should meetup in City Walk sometime.

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The Flood / Re: So I took some acid last night...
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:17:22 AM »
This chick one day is going to wonder one day why her photo is on the internet on THIS site. I would laugh if she made an account just to talk shit on you for it.

I can't even count the number of times I've had my ugly face posted on here without consent. My most ugly looking pics.

The only difference is I know you tards too damn well so I accept it. This chick may get pissed.

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Serious / Re: Another thread about suicide
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:06:46 AM »
I probably wouldn't be alive if my family and friends weren't here.

The only reason I hadn't killed myself in the past was because I knew the damage it would do to people who care about me. But that's a pretty typical reason for not finding ways to end it.

I hate being an edgy, nihilistic prick, but sometimes I'm just like "What's the fucking point?"

That's pretty much the story of my life really.

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The Flood / Re: 9 users, 90 guests
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:04:13 AM »
Google, Bing, other search engines gathering information for the NSA.

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The Flood / Re: What is the point of laughtracks in any show?
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:38:19 AM »
Everybody Loves Raymond would be nothing without it.

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Gaming / Re: FUCK THOMPSON DISC DRIVES!
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:33:17 AM »
Why would you fuck a disc drive?!

Masturbation by hand gets boring after awhile.

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The Flood / Re: Worst genre on YouTube?
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:29:21 AM »
Prank videos, easily.

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The Flood / Re: Christmas songs you enjoy
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:14:05 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Christmas songs you enjoy
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:12:40 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Could not imagine living anywhere other than California
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:11:33 AM »
What blows my mind is how unbelievably horrible America is.

:/

We're not all bad.

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The Flood / Re: So... Darth Vader's suit... Is it FULLY functional?
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:10:18 AM »
Nope. No replacement dick, nothing. The only organic parts left was his brain, heart, and what was left of his damaged lungs. Everything else is mechanical, it is pretty much a life support suit, that was vulnerable to sith lighting. He wanted to kill the Emperor badly after episode 3, but he couldn't take the risk.

I know this because extended story, the book is called Star Wars The Rise and Fall of Darth Vader. I know, "not canon" but still. I thought it was a good explanation.

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The Flood / Re: Could not imagine living anywhere other than California
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:01:17 AM »
You live here too? Come to Glendale!

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The Flood / Re: This has been my last semester at my college.
« on: December 15, 2015, 01:01:26 AM »
Eww why would you want to be a tester?

So I can make you cringe at me even more. Also, were you not the guy that wanted an Easter Egg in one of my prototypes before you started giving me shit?

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The Flood / Re: This has been my last semester at my college.
« on: December 15, 2015, 12:58:41 AM »
As far as testing goes, insanity is my middle name. I can play the same games, hell the same fucking levels over and over and over and over and over again. Especially if they're broken as fuck.

I tested my own shitty games, I would know. I'm like a mindless drone that focuses what I'm doing lol.

You're gonna have to be, since you'll be playing the same level week after week, jumping into every wall again and again, for minimum wage with no real opportunities to progress any farther.

I'm used to it, I've replayed a lot of strenuous shit, and hey. It beats dealing with customers.

Besides, it is a job for a reason, right?

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The Flood / Re: This has been my last semester at my college.
« on: December 14, 2015, 11:58:36 PM »
also, depends on what you wanna do in the long term. uni? talk to a uni so you can ask them about transferring. its really all up to how you plan and improvise.

To be honest with you I'm ready to just set my foot into the door of the video game industry. Or with this club that I'll be volunteering, Go Indie. Possibly the mobile market since people will buy that shit anyway.

Gotta make shit first before you can make gold, though if I'm ever a tester that's one way in. I already have a fucking portfolio, I'm not looking to be a programmer, I'm more of a level designer.
clubs do seem to be the one way to get your foot in, even in shallow water. astronomy club im part of is presenting their poster at the aas (im not gonna be there, and most of the club, sadly) but i do get to have something under my belt and have references. i dont know about testing, heard it was pretty shit and burns you out in months from insanity.

Nice!

As far as testing goes, insanity is my middle name. I can play the same games, hell the same fucking levels over and over and over and over and over again. Especially if they're broken as fuck.

I tested my own shitty games, I would know. I'm like a mindless drone that focuses what I'm doing lol.

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Gaming / Re: FUCK THOMPSON DISC DRIVES!
« on: December 14, 2015, 11:57:17 PM »
it's almost as if the original xbox is a horribly outdated piece of hardware

Right, because clearly a console that you can softmod and actually change around and hardware mod let alone play OG games still and enjoy it fully and has lasted for years and years and years still, and it has major sentimental value to me, clearly is a piece of horribly outdated hardware.

Spoiler
It may be outdated, but that doesn't mean its horrible. 360s OG hardware was much worse.

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