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19621
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:54:53 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.
Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.
And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO!
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
I sincerely doubt that any prostitute is going to have sex with you, even if you paid them.
Why is that?
19622
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:52:32 PM »
*gets moved into gaming*
19623
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:51:58 PM »
One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Translation: I'm too much of a loser to get my dick wet.
False.
19624
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:50:42 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.
Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.
And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO! If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and fuck a prostitute.
19625
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:49:21 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
Everything, no. But sex is an important part of a healthy relationship.
Yeah well I have yet to be in a relationship so....
One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Wanting to be in a relationship makes you desperate?
Ok guy.
Not necessarily. But people like Roman are.
19626
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:47:51 PM »
I won't lie, I'd frack a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.
*virtual five*
*virtual high fives back* Hell yeah!
19627
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:47:15 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
Everything, no. But sex is an important part of a healthy relationship.
Yeah well I have yet to be in a relationship so.... One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
19628
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:45:51 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.
Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
19629
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:44:19 PM »
Discuss how hot she used to be and how you wanted to grab her by the buns and have her blow your lightsaber. 
No.
19630
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:43:19 PM »
*facedesk*
19631
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:42:27 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
19632
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:40:57 PM »
Spoiler If they hold certain opinions
If they smoke weed constantly, seriously it smells like fracking shit.
If they don't have good hygiene.
If they've been/are a member of the military.
American.
Zionist/Israeli.
Arachnophobics, seriously I like my pet spiders.
If they kill animals.
False
True, weed smells like fracking shit and so do the people who smoke it constantly.
Enjoy smelling like a barber's ball sack.
At least it smells better that Cigs which makes you smell like a 500 year old corpse.
*than
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK! I HATE IT WHEN I MAKE A TYPO! -_-
19633
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:39:46 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!
That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.
I won't lie, I'd frack a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
They're all dry and have fragile hips and stuff.
How would you know? Have you ever fucked on yourself? There are a lot of hot older women out there you know...
19634
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:38:16 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH!
That's right. Not kidding either.
I bet you like old ladies too.
I won't lie, I'd fuck a MILF. Hell, I prefer older women.
19635
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:37:31 PM »
Spoiler If they hold certain opinions
If they smoke weed constantly, seriously it smells like fracking shit.
If they don't have good hygiene.
If they've been/are a member of the military.
American.
Zionist/Israeli.
Arachnophobics, seriously I like my pet spiders.
If they kill animals.
False
True, weed smells like fracking shit and so do the people who smoke it constantly.
Enjoy smelling like a barber's ball sack.
At least it smells better that Cigs which makes you smell like a 500 year old corpse.
19636
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:36:26 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
Sick bastard.
Says the one who likes bush.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BUSH! EVEN I HAVE A BUSH! That's right. Not kidding either.
19637
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:33:50 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Yes.Spoiler Delicious flat chests.
Should I ever procreate one day, I am keeping my kids away from you. You sick frack.
You just don't understand the purest love.
I wouldn't be surprised if people like you actually fracked a 12-year-old.
Oh God no, I would never.
*cringes*
19638
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:33:18 PM »
I already explained why in another thread with the same topic stating why. Good grief.
19639
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:32:20 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Yes.Spoiler Delicious flat chests.
Should I ever procreate one day, I am keeping my kids away from you. You sick frack.
You just don't understand the purest love.
I wouldn't be surprised if people like you actually fracked a 12-year-old. Sick bastards.
19640
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:31:08 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
lol
Sick bastard.
19641
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:30:40 PM »
I find her attractive.
Go ahead, criticize my standards.
19642
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:29:55 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Duh.
You might as well as be a registered sex offender then.
19643
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:29:12 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON!
Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Yes.Spoiler Delicious flat chests.
Should I ever procreate one day, I am keeping my kids away from you. You sick fuck.
19644
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:28:28 PM »
A lot.
Smoker, or has ever smoked.
Illegal drug user, even once.
Thinks Star Wars is stupid (an ex thought this. "Yeah, I think I saw them like a long time ago." Should have force choked her)
Thinks my passion for Halo/sci-fi/Xbox is stupid and or a waste of time
Picky about eating. I won't put up with a woman who is afraid to eat something because it's not gluten free
Is BFF's with Jesus
Oh, and lastly, a small booty.
You're going to be forever alone if you don't change your standards there buddy. Yes have the same interests, that shit is important, but if someone has done something you don't like in the past? (ie former smoker) The fuck brah? No wonder why you can't get anyone. You judgmental fuck.
19645
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:25:57 PM »
But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what
Oh COME ON! Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
19646
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:23:20 PM »
Can't BeeJ the DeeJ?
Have you tried?
He turned me away when he saw no Destiny character linked to my account.
you were online on the 18th
why didn't you accept my friend request you homo
Online on what?
don't play dumb with me, dylan
Facebook? Steam? WoT?
you get two more tries
would you like to phone a friend?
Yes
give me the name of the friend and i'll patch them in for you
Uh...
I would like to call my nigga Dr. Dre.
dr. dre is now on the line
Yo hommie Dre, what the frack did Iog in to on the 18th? It's not Wot, it's nt Steam, and it ain't Facebook. Pretty sure it ain't Xhamster either.
"listen here my nig, if it wasn't xhamster, then i don't know man.
what i do know is you could really use a pair of beats-"
i'm sorry but we had to disconnect dr. dre due to corporate policies against on air advertising
Well shit...
Xbox dot com?
you're getting closer
I give up
xcocks live you nerd
at least
that's what it said
Impossible! I haven't been on live since... well... years!
yeah right, i know you were online; you just don't want to spend time with me here so you secretly go off and play on your little xbox
well you know what? this relationship is officially over
and i'm keeping the house and the kids
Don't be a Mrs Charlie bro.
19647
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:22:38 PM »
I'm calling it, Bungie filing for bankruptcy soon. Place your bets ladies and gentlemen.
19648
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:19:53 PM »
Hairy Boobs, back or vagina. I like a bit down there but too much is gross.
Big clit
Short hair
Dirty nails
Dude. Hairy vaginas are the best.
*vomits internally*
Well, it does have to be clean at least, which it can be if a woman maintains herself. I don't think anyone wants a nasty smelly vag. But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
19649
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:18:09 PM »
Bad Personality.
AIDS, STD's, rape kits that destroy a penis, etc.
19650
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:17:01 PM »
Hairy Boobs, back or vagina. I like a bit down there but too much is gross.
Big clit
Short hair
Dirty nails
Dude. Hairy vaginas are the best.
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