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The Flood / Re: Remember when it was proven that Door's GF wasn't real?
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:02:06 AM »
lolwut?

*grabs popcorn*

This I gotta know.

19593
The Flood / Re: You know what I love most about this post?
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:45:34 PM »
really just need those nudes

Ask PSU.

I don't have them.

19594
The Flood / Re: You know what I love most about this post?
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:45:13 PM »
You know, you're not obligated to be my friend if I offend you by this. If you don't think I'm cool anymore I don't blame you. I lost my coolness by the time I turned 20. Hate took over.

I've been battling with the struggle of love and anger and the anger has won. It's impossible for me to go back to the way I was. I've tried changing back but it didn't work. I still had it in me and doubt it will ever go away. I have no control over it anymore. It has become part of me.

And if I truly am a distusting induvidal, I could have done far worse than I did in this thread.

I could have posted personal pictures of my best friend or my other female friend, but I would never do that. Do you know why? Because I they have earned my respect and I'd never do that to them.

Felicia on the other hand, she hasn't earned my respect and frankly, I don't respect her.

She's done far more than just "hurt my feelings."

She allowed an entire armada to troll the shit out of me in TFS and would laugh with them.

She's like that giant spider from Courage the Cowardly dog. She'll eat your head off.

I absolutely love this post, it is genuinely hilarious. Even typing up this commentary I'm laughing.

But it's not the sheer unmitigated edge that really makes it. No, what REALLY makes this post is how he starts off talking about pain and anger and hate, all this really deep shit, and then compares a girl who hurt his feelings to a cartoon spider.

I should be offended by your post but I'm actually laughing at myself here.

It's all part of my charm. I say shit that causes people to laugh non stop by complete accident.

This isn't the first time either.

19595
The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:21:20 PM »
I'm too depressed to fap right now.

19596
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:30:25 PM »
And this has been another great episode of Everybody Loves Deci.  Goodnight folks!!  *waits patiently for thread lock and Mr. Psych's post edits*

YouTube

19597
The Flood / Re: This community betrayed me.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:24:01 PM »
In all honesty why do you take this forum so seriously Deci?  You will never meet us, you will never know what our faces look like, and you will never hear our voices.  So why even care about what a bunch of idiots like Door, Second Class, and I would say about you on here?

Because I still have to deal with you idiots on here.

19598
The Flood / Re: This community betrayed me.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:23:35 PM »
Everyone in there was fracking around. You were the one who took seriously a pedo joke. You're also the only one who has been throwing around death threats. Truthfully, the mods should ban you. This is me being completely serious. You can't take a joke, you're quickly prone to blowing up on people, and you personally attack others for little to no reason. So quit acting like you're the victim.

Maybe if none of you people treated me like shit, I wouldn't say what I said in there.

Oh I'm sorry, that's suppose to be a joke to you? What everyone said there is a joke? It's not fucking funny!

19599
The Flood / Re: This community betrayed me.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:22:03 PM »
Don't take their attempts to rustle your jimmies seriously, just ignore them and leave the thread.

If they're not on the watch list like I am, I am calling uber bullshit on the moderation here.

So many people bypass the filter and yet the get away with it.

19600
The Flood / Re: This community betrayed me.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:21:05 PM »

19601
The Flood / Re: This community betrayed me.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:20:10 PM »
I don't think I'll ever understand some of you peeps.

Let me guess

"Hurr everyone else is right, Deci is wrong, No one defend Deci!"

19602
The Flood / Re: This community betrayed me.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:18:30 PM »

19603
The Flood / This community betrayed me.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:16:17 PM »
I can't even have one day. One fracking day to just post on here without getting into a stupid argument about how I'm a complete frack up and that I'll never get laid, according to Door, DAS Boot, and Now CIS Scum.

CIS Scum has my back yesterday and now stabbed my back today by siding with the other two.

I already know that SecondClass is shit so that doesn't matter, but this....

This community is becoming a deal breaker man. Notice who I'm not going all caps lock in the OP. I don't want to. I'm not in a mood to get angry.

I had a good day today and I want it to stay good. I'm not going to let a bunch of tards ruin my life.

I don't start throwing insults until I feel insulted. So go ahead Door, Das and Scum. Report me for all my "threats"

Rat me out.

At least I have the balls to call you out in this thread because I for one don't like to rat people out. I hate using the report tool. It has never worked in my favor.

Edit: And I'm on the watch list again while the 3 stooges make there getaway.

frack this.

19604
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:11:56 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

Deci in a nutshell.

Traitor.

19605
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:11:27 PM »
Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.
Reported for personal attacks.

MOOOODS

Cry me a river bitch. You drove me to the point of suicide last year with Frute Brute, it's about time that I returned you the favor you semen jugging dick infested anus.
omg that really hurts my feelings :(

If you and I were at a bar in real life, you'd be on the floor bleeding and crying.

MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

You're a fucking traitor you know that?

You had my back yesterday and now you go full 180 on me.

I didn't start this shit randomly. Door is the one that started to attack me again.

19606
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:10:12 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

Same goes for you.

Well frack YOU TOO THEN YOU frackING vegetarian!

Don't insult vegetarians; they have more will power and emotional self-control than you ever will.

I CALLED YOU A C­UNT YOU C­UNT!

You are what happens when parents spoil a child into adulthood.

Fine then. Don't ever PM me again asking me if I'm okay, because I'm not.

You honestly need to see a psychologist to resolve some emotional issues.

No. What people need to do is just QUIT FREAKING PISSES ME OFF! IT'S THAT FREAKING SIMPLE!

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS WRONG HERE AND YET THEY'RE STILL MOCKING ME FOR IT ALL BECAUSE I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE A FUCKING VIRGIN!

Spoiler
I should have just fucked that chick in high school when I had the chance instead of saying now because I didn't want to do her, just to shut people like you up about this bullshit.

19607
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:08:30 PM »
Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.
Reported for personal attacks.

MOOOODS

Cry me a river bitch. You drove me to the point of suicide last year with Frute Brute, it's about time that I returned you the favor you semen jugging dick infested anus.
omg that really hurts my feelings :(

If you and I were at a bar in real life, you'd be on the floor bleeding and crying.

19608
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:07:59 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.

PISS OFF! STOP REPLYING TO ME!
Inevitably.

SHUT UP!
Inexplicable impossibility


.............
Impregnable victory!

Oh and the day I do lose my virginity, I don't ever be telling any of you fucks. Ever. Because I'm not a tard like you that brags about it. -_-

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:06:57 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

Same goes for you.

Well frack YOU TOO THEN YOU frackING vegetarian!

Don't insult vegetarians; they have more will power and emotional self-control than you ever will.

I CALLED YOU A C­UNT YOU C­UNT!

You are what happens when parents spoil a child into adulthood.

Fine then. Don't ever PM me again asking me if I'm okay, because I'm not.

19610
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:06:08 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.

PISS OFF! STOP REPLYING TO ME!
Inevitably.

SHUT UP!
Inexplicable impossibility


.............

19611
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:05:04 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.

PISS OFF! STOP REPLYING TO ME!
Inevitably.

SHUT UP!

19612
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:04:24 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

Same goes for you.

Well frack YOU TOO THEN YOU frackING vegetarian!

Don't insult vegetarians; they have more will power and emotional self-control than you ever will.

I CALLED YOU A C­UNT YOU C­UNT!

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:04:03 PM »
frack YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE frackING INSANE!
Indubitably.

PISS OFF! STOP REPLYING TO ME!

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:03:10 PM »
FUCK THIS THREAD I AM OUTTA HERE!

HAVE FUN YOU FUCKS!

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:02:43 PM »
FUCK YOU PEOPLE MAN! NONE OF YOU HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS THREAD! AND YOU'RE ATTACKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID?!? YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING INSANE!

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:01:29 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

Same goes for you.

Well FUCK YOU TOO THEN YOU FUCKING CUNT!

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:01:04 PM »
Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.
Reported for personal attacks.

MOOOODS

Cry me a river bitch. You drove me to the point of suicide last year with Frute Brute, it's about time that I returned you the favor you semen jugging dick infested anus.

19618
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:59:35 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

And this gives you credibility to tell you that being a virgin by choice is bad? LMAO!

If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.

I sincerely doubt that any prostitute is going to have sex with you, even if you paid them.   

Why is that?

Prostitutes are people as well you know.  They have standards on who they frack just like everybody else.

Not that I'm going to fuck a prostitute anytime soon, but why would they not fuck me again even if I paid them? I am an attractive individual. I'm not some /b/tard that has no life. For fucks sakes I recently got a job.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:57:59 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:56:27 PM »
One day though. I'm not desperate like other people here are.
Translation: I'm too much of a loser to get my dick wet.

False.
Not false.

F­uck you. You don't even know me. You don't even know what I look like.

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