Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 11:16:58 AM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 11:08:30 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 11:07:05 AM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 11:06:15 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 11:04:32 AM

You clearly have no idea how computers work do you?

you clearly don't know how ryleposting works, do u m7?

Sorry I don't speak "ryleposting." I speak English.

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

What the frack did you just fracking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fracker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fracking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fracking dead, kiddo.

*force chokes Ryle*

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 11:06:21 AM

Quote from: Statefarm on October 24, 2014, 09:54:15 AM

You'll get all the women if you delete system 32

You know what? Since you had to say that, I dare you to delete your system 32 folder.

Just watch the horror when you are unable to boot into Windows and forced to do a clean install.

Yeah, that will teach ya.

Jokes on you, Windows 7 and up won't let you delete system 32 because the folder privileges are on an inaccessible account that rates above admin privilege.

Then explain to me in Windows 7 how I managed to delete a file from the System 32 folder with ease.

You'll get all the women if you delete system 32

You know what? Since you had to say that, I dare you to delete your system 32 folder.

Just watch the horror when you are unable to boot into Windows and forced to do a clean install.

Yeah, that will teach ya.

I don't even know why I'm up. I have no routine. I just sleep until noon.

Furry art is the absolute worst thing on the planet. Worse than ebola.

You do not want to go there. Trust me on this. You can't say it's worse than ebola. Only an ebola survivor can say that.

post feels


tfw no xboner before mcc relase

the hype lives only to be shot down

That feel when the MCC is only on the Xboner which is an inferior piece of hardware.

Burbank....

That's the next city next to mine.

Better start looking for this guy and get an autograph.

*facepalm*

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 10:09:08 AM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 10:08:27 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 10:05:23 AM

So what? Who cares?

jose jespeado de raphael cares

English motherfracker do you speak it?!?

racist heliphobic cheese-pizza hating facist

Decimator vs Ryle

MORTAL KOMBAT

Decimator wins.

Flawless Victory.

So what? Who cares?

ohhhhhkaaayyyy

I've been drinking some champagne for my friend's birthday, he got so drunk he's passed out! HAHAHHA! I'm tipsy as heck, how you been Decimator?

I'm happy. I finally had the chance to talk to my bestie.

i miss my bestie <3

i wonder how she's doing. haven't heard from her in days. 

Edit: Finally had the chance to talk to her on XBL. I found out her phone broke but she'll be getting a new one soon. I'm just glad that she's okay.

Quote from: Nuka on October 24, 2014, 01:01:38 AM

Deci, get off the internet.

lol