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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:20:23 PM »
I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.

I don't understand.

And here is the other thing. Can you be a beta and still love the fuck out of metal? Because I still do. Nothing has ever changed my opinion on music.
metal is for betas

Huh. Because I've met some Alphas that are metal. Odd.

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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:16:14 PM »
I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.

I don't understand.

And here is the other thing. Can you be a beta and still love the fuck out of metal? Because I still do. Nothing has ever changed my opinion on music.

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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:13:32 PM »
Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.
My work here is done.

Wait, are you telling me that's the reason why I'm a beta?
Obviously you need more Ds in your life.

Sorry.

lol

Maybe you should go into more details?

Well, I'm not ashamed of who I am. It's just I didn't think that in a million years I was always a beta. I've been taught that being beta is a bad thing, but I have found out that not all betas are equal and that omega is just a myth.

This whole lingo is confusing. :S

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The Flood / Re: Some people must have been really board that day...
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:11:16 PM »
http://gtaforums.com/topic/490696-gtav-screenshot-fun/?p=1062474798
Here's the original post, somebody just airbrushed it and added you glasses with a new background.

Wow. Talk about stealing someone else's work. That person spent over 40 hours on his.

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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:05:53 PM »
Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.
My work here is done.

Wait, are you telling me that's the reason why I'm a beta?

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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:43:04 PM »
Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.

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The Flood / Re: Race Mixing
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:40:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:33:25 PM »
1. She's a oneitis, and you need to get past that shit somehow. I've never really been in that position so I can't say.

2. Get a tan, start lifting, start bulking.

3. Take testosterone supplements.

The only one that makes perfect sense for me to do is the second one. I actually have vitamin D deficiency. Plus, I can't remember the last time I had a serious workout.

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The Flood / Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:28:19 PM »
I just needed a better title for what I'm about to shit-

Err I mean post. Guys, I have a confession to make. I'm no Omega. I'm not even an Alpha.

I'm a Beta.

After knowing this fact for quite a while and having reality sink and and process it, I was in denial for the most part. But now I'm beginning to accept it.

I thought about this long and hard, and of course the internet will always make fun of it. That's just how it is, but I need to address this. The fact that I have come to realization that I'm a beta came from the fact that I'm not naturally aggressive. I don't like to fight unless I literally have no choice and I'm no real fighter. I'm a hack. A fraud. A charlatan.

With all that said I'm not the stereotypical beta that's desperate to have sex and would be willing to fuck all sorts of women.

That isn't me, that never will be me. My heart only belongs to one.

And that, right there is what truly makes me a beta.

So with that said, would you say that I'm anything else other than a beta? Part of me is still in denial.

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The Flood / Re: lol Harry Shearer left the Simpsons
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:17:14 PM »
The Simpsons should have ended a long time ago.

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:15:40 PM »
You fail as a man if you actually watch the show

It's only one of the best dramas of all time.

For women

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys. I'm standing in my garage.
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:13:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:12:09 PM »
Am I still a beta now fgts that I managed to seduce an older woman to come over?

Yes you are. Accept it. You can't change destiny.

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Door door, Door of the Jungle, watch out for that ban hammer!

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The Flood / Re: Africa is the best country
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:05:29 PM »
Downvoted.

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The Flood / Re: Merge my post counts pls
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:03:32 PM »
goddamn it deci

Deci is not amused.


you look like the type of person to come out of a Nerf commercial

#Nerf #YOLO #SWAG #SMOKEWEEDEVERYDAY

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The Flood / Re: Merge my post counts pls
« on: May 14, 2015, 09:59:07 PM »
goddamn it deci

Deci is not amused.


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The Flood / Re: Merge my post counts pls
« on: May 14, 2015, 09:56:26 PM »
Not the accounts though.
 Just post count.
Between this account, Lemy, King Pesto, and RustingFloor, I have more than enough posts to be Invincible.

so gib title pls

How many fucking accounts do you have? Christ!

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The Flood / Re: Some people must have been really board that day...
« on: May 14, 2015, 09:24:16 PM »
Like septy said, that could just be the girl and Michael's son photoshopped

Well, that person sucks at Photoshop clearly.

This is how you Photoshop me:



I'm actually waiting for someone to take this and tagline it with smoke weed everyday or something.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: May 14, 2015, 08:57:40 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I just realized Fairly Odd Parents is still going.
« on: May 14, 2015, 08:26:15 PM »
SpongeBob is still going so this shouldn't be surprising at all

This.

I miss cartoons like Catdog and Invader Zim.

Hell, Danny Phantom was created by the same guy who many Fairly Odd Parents and that ended in 2007. It only lasted like 2 years.
Ultimate Enemy was the best movie.

Fuck yeah it was.

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The Flood / Re: TFW B.net groups are dead
« on: May 14, 2015, 08:04:26 PM »
If you do decide to do so let me know and I might buy it because my fiancé actually played halo and would love it.

I'll send a picture of it first actually. The thing isn't made out of plastic. I could poke someone's eye out with it. <_<

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The Flood / Re: iPhone 5 Build Color?
« on: May 14, 2015, 08:01:22 PM »
I have actually thought about replacing my iPhone 4S shell with a dark blue one, but then I remembered how bad I am at hardware.
Yo dawg, I can do that for you. :P

You should make a YouTube Tutorial on this honestly.

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The Flood / Re: This is true poetic genius
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:56:42 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: iPhone 5 Build Color?
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:54:37 PM »
I have actually thought about replacing my iPhone 4S shell with a dark blue one, but then I remembered how bad I am at hardware.

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The Flood / Re: iPhone 5 Build Color?
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:45:36 PM »
Blue for Decimator.

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The Flood / Re: TFW B.net groups are dead
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:39:24 PM »


I shouldn't post here because I was never on b.net... But what was so great about b.net? (Please don't hate me for asking)

Nothing. Back during the Halo era, it was a lot like this site with the layout and whatnot. But now, they shot themselves in the foot.

Ahh I see. I barely played Halo and only to beat my ex boyfriend because it was funny to see him butthurt, so I guess it wouldn't spark my interest. Plus I honestly suck at shooter games he was just terrible at the game.

I have always sucked at Halo's multiplayer. Hell if you dive into my YouTube channel, you can see just how bad I am at Halo 3 and all the others.

I've mainly played Halo for it's story really. Before the multiplayer frenzy was born. Now, no one really plays the franchise for the story anymore.

I have never played the story line, nor have I seen anyone play it, but I guess I can understand loving a game for it's storyline. That's the main reason I played and loved Fable.

Yeah I really enjoyed them. And then Halo Reach happened. Bungie done goofed since then. I though 343 would make the new Halo games better, but they're even worse.

Hmm that's unfortunate, although I have no opinion on the franchise other than they were obviously successful and the energy sword is bad ass and I want to own a replica despite never really playing nor a fan.

My brother-in-law actually got me a replica energy sword as a birthday gift, but I have no use for it. I might sell it on Ebay.

Aside from that, the original trilogy, and ODST by Bungie are a lot of fun.

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The Flood / Re: Some people must have been really board that day...
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:37:38 PM »
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Some people must have been really board that day...

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been really board that

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board

Pfff

Oh look. I made a typo. Fuck me right?

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The Flood / Re: Some people must have been really board that day...
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:35:25 PM »

Grand theft auto

Yeah but I don't recall a fat chick in it. Which one? 1? 2? Vice City?
It's already been established that this image is photoshopped

What he said, also fat chicks don't exist

I see.

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The Flood / Re: TFW B.net groups are dead
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:25:27 PM »


I shouldn't post here because I was never on b.net... But what was so great about b.net? (Please don't hate me for asking)

Nothing. Back during the Halo era, it was a lot like this site with the layout and whatnot. But now, they shot themselves in the foot.

Ahh I see. I barely played Halo and only to beat my ex boyfriend because it was funny to see him butthurt, so I guess it wouldn't spark my interest. Plus I honestly suck at shooter games he was just terrible at the game.

I have always sucked at Halo's multiplayer. Hell if you dive into my YouTube channel, you can see just how bad I am at Halo 3 and all the others.

I've mainly played Halo for it's story really. Before the multiplayer frenzy was born. Now, no one really plays the franchise for the story anymore.

I have never played the story line, nor have I seen anyone play it, but I guess I can understand loving a game for it's storyline. That's the main reason I played and loved Fable.

Yeah I really enjoyed them. And then Halo Reach happened. Bungie done goofed since then. I though 343 would make the new Halo games better, but they're even worse.

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