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11941
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:52:23 PM »
It's because you're a girl
Like I said if you were a guy, they'll be all over you calling you a newfag and "go back to your mom's basement"
So good job on having a vagina
That has got to be the most stupidest thing I have ever read on here so far.
I've known plenty of guys that don't know memes. How is this possible you ask? They don't live on the internet like we do.
My brother-in-law had no idea what memes were until I told him. You know why? Because he doesn't live on the internet like we do. He's gotta life.
Hell if he ever had an account here, he'd rustle so many jimmies. I should know. I get my jimmies rustled often and he tells me to grow thicker skin and lighten up.
That's what I said -.-
Only reason she gets a pass is because she has no Y chromosome
A guy would obviously be torn apart
Well that's a little sexist... poor guys.
Thanks for being nice to me though.
Yep
That's just the internet for you
And don't thank me 
I'm hitting on you to get into your pants mkay
As all boys are until proven differently
Males. We're such animals.
Women can be animals too... I mean just look at obsessive fangirls... They'll practically kill each other over their fandom male. Just saying...
Humans. Such primitive animals.
11942
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:50:08 PM »
By the way, I was joking, I've never even thought of that.
And Deci srs wat
I don't joke around if I have to cum.
11943
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:47:36 PM »
Yeah a lot of this stuff is very sad. :/ That's the scary thing about life. Any day could be your last day alive.  ^This however is probably the most haunting thing I have heard with my ears. This is why I can't stand "9/11 jokes" because there is nothing funny about it. These people lost their lives. Only the internet would be this insensitive enough to do stupid shit like that. Creating or laughing at a 9/11 joke is just as bad as laughing at the decease person during their funeral. It makes you look like jackasses you guys. But yeah. Sad stuff indeed.
11944
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:39:55 PM »
I thought she was the one that created the thread
LOL no.
11945
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:39:06 PM »
It's because you're a girl
Like I said if you were a guy, they'll be all over you calling you a newfag and "go back to your mom's basement"
So good job on having a vagina
That has got to be the most stupidest thing I have ever read on here so far.
I've known plenty of guys that don't know memes. How is this possible you ask? They don't live on the internet like we do.
My brother-in-law had no idea what memes were until I told him. You know why? Because he doesn't live on the internet like we do. He's gotta life.
Hell if he ever had an account here, he'd rustle so many jimmies. I should know. I get my jimmies rustled often and he tells me to grow thicker skin and lighten up.
That's what I said -.-
Only reason she gets a pass is because she has no Y chromosome
A guy would obviously be torn apart
Well that's a little sexist... poor guys.
Thanks for being nice to me though.
Yep
That's just the internet for you
And don't thank me
I'm hitting on you to get into your pants mkay
As all boys are until proven differently
Males. We're such animals.
11946
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:37:08 PM »
lol deci was the weird wanking kid at ruler's school
When in doubt, whip it out.
11947
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:36:25 PM »
Everyday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.
This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<
LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle school
must just be a coincidence though
OT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principal
Must have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.
Uh huh yeah sure sure
What middle school did you go to?
11948
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:07:40 PM »
Everyday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.
This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<
LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle school
must just be a coincidence though
OT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principal
Must have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.
11949
« on: May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PM »
Everyday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.
This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<
11950
« on: May 26, 2015, 05:17:48 PM »
Don't you have some other e girl to be fighting for?
Your sentence makes no sense.
I don't know
Apparently Camnator ruined your internet dating career and it leaked into your personal life
Surprisingly enough, it hasn't. Yet. She doesn't know, and if she ever stumbles across the thread, I'm going to explain everything.
11951
« on: May 26, 2015, 05:16:13 PM »
It's because you're a girl
Like I said if you were a guy, they'll be all over you calling you a newfag and "go back to your mom's basement"
So good job on having a vagina
That has got to be the most stupidest thing I have ever read on here so far. I've known plenty of guys that don't know memes. How is this possible you ask? They don't live on the internet like we do. My brother-in-law had no idea what memes were until I told him. You know why? Because he doesn't live on the internet like we do. He's gotta life. Hell if he ever had an account here, he'd rustle so many jimmies. I should know. I get my jimmies rustled often and he tells me to grow thicker skin and lighten up.
11952
« on: May 26, 2015, 05:12:37 PM »
Don't you have some other e girl to be fighting for?
Your sentence makes no sense.
11953
« on: May 26, 2015, 05:10:31 PM »
Thanks Deci, but it's okay I don't really care if anyone calls me an attention whore.
It doesn't bother me, because this is the internet, and if I took it seriously I would kill myself. lmao.
You're welcome, and alright. I don't always take the internet seriously, but sometimes I mix the internet with real life and the rest involves me getting butthurt at people. Lol. I would never kill myself over an internet forum though. There are many things worse that have happened to me that for the longest time I wanted to kill myself, but I couldn't and wouldn't do it no matter how badly I wish I wasn't alive anymore. And I'm glad that I didn't go through with it. I was a stupid teenager at the time.
11954
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:49:28 PM »
Drink weed.
Smoking is bad.
11955
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:48:49 PM »
Great. Another whore these lonely boys feed attention to.
No offense to Kit.
That's no way to talk to Kitsunekun. You should be ashamed.
She's actually the best new user here. Well not really new anymore but you get the idea.
Also, nobody is worse than Jay. Fact.
No shit Sherlock.
11956
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:43:37 PM »
Halo 3.
11957
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:39:47 PM »
Awe thanks love! <3
Here's another one with me and my doge Butters.
I like the doggie. ^_^
11958
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:38:58 PM »
Great. Another whore these lonely boys feed attention to.
No offense to Kit.
That's no way to talk to Kitsunekun. You should be ashamed. She's actually the best new user here. Well not really new anymore but you get the idea. Also, nobody is worse than Jay. Fact.
11959
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:10:12 PM »
Wait... So if it's not your baby is it your parents or possibly a sibling's? I'm so lost.
His parents adopted a baby.
11960
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:09:39 PM »
That baby is gonna grow up and hate you.
11961
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:08:10 PM »
O_o
Okay then....
11962
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:06:21 PM »
People give him a lot of shit just to get a reaction. When people aren't being an ass to him he can be one of the better users here.
Agreed. I can be.
11963
« on: May 26, 2015, 04:05:52 PM »
DZ plz
If you know what's good for ya you'd put a sock in it for once.
Are your initials DZ? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP! Pro tip: If you want to use the internet, i suggest you learn how to read.
U mad...
11964
« on: May 26, 2015, 03:12:03 AM »
That feel when I was responding to Cheat in Anarchy only to have an error message saying the board is off limits to me after hitting submit. 
I bet Cheat was watching you reply and waited until you were just about to post to end anarchy.
Thing is, that happens to me every fucking time. I'm replying to somebody and boom. Anarchy is over and locked up again.
Precisely. It can't be a coincidence.
I bet Cheat is doing it to rustle my jimmies while he sits back in his fancy chair with his fancy 5 star computer rig with double monitors and laughs evilly while petting his evil cat.
I pictured it more as a giant hairless cat petting Cheat and occasionally positioning him for pics (this explains his empty, pleading eyes in photos) so as to keep up the illusion of normalcy.
So Cheat is really an evil cat?
No, the cat's name is MOCK FUCK.
O.o
Aliens introduced a rare toxin into the cats blood to keep it under control, working towards world domination. Cheats nipples produce a milk which keeps the toxin at bay, so the cat must care for Cheat and milk him regularly in order to survive.
I uhhh..... I don't even know where to begin with this. I smell a new creepypasta spawning from this.
11965
« on: May 26, 2015, 03:07:51 AM »
That feel when I was responding to Cheat in Anarchy only to have an error message saying the board is off limits to me after hitting submit.
I bet Cheat was watching you reply and waited until you were just about to post to end anarchy.
Thing is, that happens to me every fucking time. I'm replying to somebody and boom. Anarchy is over and locked up again.
Precisely. It can't be a coincidence.
I bet Cheat is doing it to rustle my jimmies while he sits back in his fancy chair with his fancy 5 star computer rig with double monitors and laughs evilly while petting his evil cat.
I pictured it more as a giant hairless cat petting Cheat and occasionally positioning him for pics (this explains his empty, pleading eyes in photos) so as to keep up the illusion of normalcy.
So Cheat is really an evil cat?
No, the cat's name is MOCK FUCK.
O.o
11966
« on: May 26, 2015, 03:04:30 AM »
That feel when I was responding to Cheat in Anarchy only to have an error message saying the board is off limits to me after hitting submit.
I bet Cheat was watching you reply and waited until you were just about to post to end anarchy.
Thing is, that happens to me every fucking time. I'm replying to somebody and boom. Anarchy is over and locked up again.
Precisely. It can't be a coincidence.
I bet Cheat is doing it to rustle my jimmies while he sits back in his fancy chair with his fancy 5 star computer rig with double monitors and laughs evilly while petting his evil cat.
I pictured it more as a giant hairless cat petting Cheat and occasionally positioning him for pics (this explains his empty, pleading eyes in photos) so as to keep up the illusion of normalcy.
So Cheat is really an evil cat?
11967
« on: May 26, 2015, 02:59:40 AM »
That feel when I was responding to Cheat in Anarchy only to have an error message saying the board is off limits to me after hitting submit.
I bet Cheat was watching you reply and waited until you were just about to post to end anarchy.
Thing is, that happens to me every fucking time. I'm replying to somebody and boom. Anarchy is over and locked up again.
Precisely. It can't be a coincidence.
I bet Cheat is doing it to rustle my jimmies while he sits back in his fancy chair with his fancy 5 star computer rig with double monitors and laughs evilly while petting his evil cat.
11968
« on: May 26, 2015, 02:56:24 AM »
That feel when I was responding to Cheat in Anarchy only to have an error message saying the board is off limits to me after hitting submit.
I bet Cheat was watching you reply and waited until you were just about to post to end anarchy.
Thing is, that happens to me every fucking time. I'm replying to somebody and boom. Anarchy is over and locked up again.
11969
« on: May 26, 2015, 02:51:54 AM »
That feel when I was responding to Cheat in Anarchy only to have an error message saying the board is off limits to me after hitting submit.
11970
« on: May 26, 2015, 02:46:54 AM »
But Destiny is actually a decent game now.
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