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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:49:32 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you
Because he's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I have a girlfriend. Though you'll never believe me anyway, Class.
Honestly, internet relationships just aren't real relationships.

Nuka's right you know

Honestly, you two have no idea what you're talking about.

How do you think Flee's relationship started?

Whats wrong with me having an opinion...notice I'm not even saying anything bad

Because I know in my case, it's not true.

And I'm well aware that's something that not everyone is going to understand.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:46:42 AM »
IF YOU DON'T FUCK


THEN THERE JUST AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY

YOU CAN FUCKING MAKE IT

SO FUCK ALREADY

YouTube



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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:46:05 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you
Because he's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I have a girlfriend. Though you'll never believe me anyway, Class.
Honestly, internet relationships just aren't real relationships.

Nuka's right you know

Honestly, you two have no idea what you're talking about.

How do you think Flee's relationship started?
Well they met in person (I'm assuming) and were lucky that it worked out.

And that actually took awhile.

Same deal with me. It will happen. You and BC have no real place to tell me what's real and what isn't.

Because that's entirely up to me to decide.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:44:11 AM »
Brah why do you care so much about Roman having sex?

Probably because I've tried to be a good person to him in the past and help him get someone he loves so he can have a meaningful one with her?

But I forget, this isn't a normal crowd of reasonable people.

This forum is high school.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:42:50 AM »
I'm beginning to regret creating this thread.

So far, only one person here understands where I'm coming from.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:41:13 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you
Because he's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I have a girlfriend. Though you'll never believe me anyway, Class.
Honestly, internet relationships just aren't real relationships.

Nuka's right you know

Honestly, you two have no idea what you're talking about.

How do you think Flee's relationship started?

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The Flood / Re: "What the fuck you think your doing, nigga?"
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:39:22 AM »
Those two need Jesus Anon...



YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:31:22 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
So unless these people are beating you up and throwing you in ditches why can't you walk away if you clearly don't care what people say.

Because forums != irl

There is always that one thread about someone who tries to get laid that sucks up all the discussion from the other threads and refuses to die....

Oh wait that thread is real.
word are words

There's always that one person like that. In real life all you have to do is not listen, online all you have to do is click away.

You know something? You're right.

I'm gonna be the better man.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:30:37 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you
Because he's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I have a girlfriend. Though you'll never believe me anyway, Class.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:28:30 AM »
If you get pussy, you'll see why it's as great as everyone says. Also from a social perspective, getting pussy shows that you have the social skills and finesse to attract women. Also most people above 18 don't care about people's virgin status anyway, but to be fair most people above 18 have gotten laid.

I'll tell you this right now, long distance relationships suck, and even if I got any, I wouldn't brag about it to anyone.
The saying goes that people who brag about sex are usually virgins. But if they're being honest they're really just kind of childish.

Time to get this thread possibly locked by saying this.

What if that person is Roman tomorrow? He's not gonna shut up about it.

Door is actually another example. He actually gave me so much shit because and I quote "because I know what it's like to have my dick inside a woman"

Like, fucking really? Oh and his new username, Heat Seeking Ghost of Sex.... I.... What?

I know Door doesn't give me much shit anymore like he used to, but I think it's fair that I bring this up.

Now I know what you're probably thinking "Deci, why are you letting this shit get to you? If it's not a big deal, why do you care?"

Well.... I'm just tired of being the outcast really. Like.... the outcast of the outcast.

I'm tired of someone not liking me because I never had sex. Honestly that's the dumbest reason to pick on somebody. Have you ever seen the move The Last American Virgin?

I actually think it's a terrible movie and it's sending people the wrong message. I mean sure shit like that does happen irl.... often. But the fact that sex is so exploited, especially now more than ever.... It's like a complete turn off.

I dunno what to think anymore. I'm just gonna get some tea and watch something on Netflix or something.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:22:04 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.
Single has nothing to do with it.

Just trying to figure out why your masculinity/sexuality is such a trigger for you

Probably because I'm not the muscle buff alpha male that most girls look for.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:21:07 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.
So unless these people are beating you up and throwing you in ditches why can't you walk away if you clearly don't care what people say.

Because forums != irl

There is always that one thread about someone who tries to get laid that sucks up all the discussion from the other threads and refuses to die....

Oh wait that thread is real.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:19:28 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.
But I mean why did it sting in the first place

It just did. This is when I was still single.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:17:53 AM »
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO FUCK
...Rocket are you drunk again?

No, he's just sexually frustrated because his religion won't allow him to have sex..... before marriage.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:17:16 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.
People called you gay and it make you explode. Multiple times.

People called me a faggot in middle school. I walked away deciding to ignore them. I only hurt people when they throw the first punch, or attempt to.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:15:51 AM »
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO FUCK

Rocketman, you should know better. Sex before marriage is a sin.

God will hate you if you have premarital sex.

Spoiler
There is no god.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:14:52 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
Who cares? As if masculinity is even something to be proud of...

Like I said, I got over it.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:14:31 AM »
If you get pussy, you'll see why it's as great as everyone says. Also from a social perspective, getting pussy shows that you have the social skills and finesse to attract women. Also most people above 18 don't care about people's virgin status anyway, but to be fair most people above 18 have gotten laid.

I'll tell you this right now, long distance relationships suck, and even if I got any, I wouldn't brag about it to anyone.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:12:23 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.
My point. You don't think highly of yourself,  and you struggle with your image. You get violently angry when people imply that you're gay or effeminate, and you're bitter at people who brag about sex.

Violently? Bitch please.

You act like you know me irl.

And there is a reason why I don't like it when people brag about sex. It gets mildly annoying.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:03:06 AM »
Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.

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Gaming / Re: Favorite Board Games
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:00:47 AM »
Monopoly, Sorry, The Game of Life, Checkers, Poker (if that counts) Battleship, Yhatzee, Connect Four, Candyland, Operation, Guess Who, Hungry Hippo, Scrabble, Uno, Dominos, Jenga (That one in Halo 3 is actually a lot of fun online, I wish I still had it) Parcheesi, the list goes on!

Oh, and my all time favorite one that I actually wish was a real board game...


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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:45:43 AM »
Probably not, since you're so defensive about anything related to your sexuality.

What are you talking about?

Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

Hnnng

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?
Well you are talking to a virgin...
I bet you this forum would never believe me when I lose my virginity eventually.And even if I wasn't one, it would still bother me because it's mildly annoying.
Why would you care if it's not a big deal?

Because they just won't shut up about it? Do I have to bring up an example?

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:43:53 AM »
It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?

tbh a Clean, satisfying shit is extremely underrated, and could probably provide some discussion value.

I see where you're coming from, though.

Well I'm glad someone understands my perspective at least.

I mean for me, sex is suppose to be a private thing, not something to brag about. My values don't fit into this world.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:41:16 AM »
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

Hnnng

Quote
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?
Well you are talking to a virgin...

I bet you this forum would never believe me when I lose my virginity eventually.

And even if I wasn't one, it would still bother me because it's mildly annoying.

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:40:19 AM »
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

Hnnng

Quote
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?

It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?
It wouldn't bother me at all. I'd probably join in and share one of my stories of taking good shits

Don't let this stuff get to you man. It's really not a big deal unless you make it one

O.o

Forget I asked....

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:39:32 AM »
I will paypal you $50 if you film it and post in on here
This is like 6 hours at kmart btw

Hey you might not be too far from the truth. You really think that woman is a nurse?

I'm bet it's gonna be a porno he's in.

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The Flood / Re: lets talk about brownies
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:38:32 AM »
I love em.  :D

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:38:02 AM »
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

Hnnng

Quote
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?

It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:34:28 AM »
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

Hnnng

Quote
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?

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The Flood / Re: Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?
« on: August 28, 2015, 12:34:07 AM »
From an evolutionary standpoint, a man's purpose in life would be to produce offspring. It's kind of like instinctual coding. Basically you've done what you were meant to do.
and taking advice from evolution is like taking advice from a homeless, coke-addicted fuckhead with thirty-seven DUIs and a tattoo on his chest that reads "IM SMURT"

...you don't fucking do it
What?
i was extremely clear, but okay

fuck evolution

And I thought I was a pessimistic jackass.

Dude.... just gtfo.

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