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9931
« on: February 10, 2015, 01:41:12 PM »
get medication. that's not an option
CBT or Counselling may also work, even if you are against the idea of taking medication the other forms of therapy would potentially help too.
9932
« on: February 10, 2015, 12:45:52 PM »
You know... I really shouldn't be getting on the Hype-Train.
BUT FALLOUT 4 BETTER BE FUCKING ANNOUNCED BEFORE PUTIN STARTS WW3 AND WE ALL GET TO PLAY FALLOUT: IRL EDITION ;——--;
9933
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:20:06 AM »
Hmm perhaps not <.<
9934
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:01:53 AM »
If it's real, the kid was at least spared a terrible mother.
If it's a hoax/joke/parody, as is most likely, then it's hit the sweet spot for believability <.< Playing off the idiotic radical mantras chanted forth from tumblr to make something this outrageous is quite witty.
9935
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:58:02 AM »
Let this thread stand as a testament to the indecision of a duck.
<.<
>.>
<.<
Locked for good this time.
9936
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:27:42 AM »
Holy shit these two clowns can't even lock it right.
The unlock was intentional <.<
9937
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:23:16 AM »
<.<
9938
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:02:51 AM »
Do one with square glasses and a suit/tie get up.
For uhh... reasons...
you mean for you
Hmmmmmmmmm More because it would complete the Dr Crane look, buuuuut ye. >_>
9939
« on: February 10, 2015, 09:52:44 AM »
Do one with square glasses and a suit/tie get up.
For uhh... reasons...
9940
« on: February 10, 2015, 09:07:35 AM »
Meh
I always lie about not having gay sex to the blood centers.
But then you'll infect all those innocent upstanding american citizens with... The Gay! D:
9941
« on: February 10, 2015, 09:02:29 AM »
Chally pls <.<
Time and a place and all that >.>
This sort of this would be more suited for the flood, rather than septagon or serious for example >.>
9942
« on: February 10, 2015, 08:45:07 AM »
The one I can best remember would be 2009, best year of school and for spending time with friends. We used to collect the work from the teacher, bugger off to the library and get it done in about 10 minutes flat. Then we'd play computer games/chat/read books and the like until the next lesson where it would be rinse/repeat lol.
There were very few lessons I actually attended that year, and yet I still was getting top of the class marks >.>
It would have been a perfect year if home life wasn't so absurdly shitty, but you can't win them all. The runner up is 2011, I BTFOd my gcses and got an absurd number of them then a bunch of my all time favourite games had come out. I was running a MC server for a group of friends and playing BF3 with a bunch of them too. Theeeeen sixth form started aaaaaaand it all basically went to shit for a few years. Things are finally picking up again though <.<
9943
« on: February 10, 2015, 03:36:33 AM »
Holy fuck lol, the lunatics have escaped the asylum.
Yeah this really wasn't my fault >_> Turns out that 'indefinite' and 'day release' don't go on the same form. <_<
9944
« on: February 09, 2015, 07:57:36 PM »
Trust me when I say it was nothing so exciting or dramatic <.<
Don't be so modest, Cyborg
Really doe, it was just a 'bannu for a day'
'oh look, he posted desti's FB... again'
'cheat sed if he does it again, bannu bannu bannu'
'bannu for lyfe'
Would you kill me if I revealed you dragged his two ton corpse to your facility to experiment on him?
Possibly <.< However, that is infact false. It was sold on to be turned into McNuggets.
9945
« on: February 09, 2015, 07:56:55 PM »
'There is no god but allah, and muhammed is his messenger'
*Fall to knees*
*chant in arabic*
*reach for detonator*
Then laugh as they turn tail and flee.
9946
« on: February 09, 2015, 07:54:50 PM »
Trust me when I say it was nothing so exciting or dramatic <.<
Don't be so modest, Cyborg
Really doe, it was just a 'bannu for a day' 'oh look, he posted desti's FB... again' 'cheat sed if he does it again, bannu bannu bannu' 'bannu for lyfe'
9947
« on: February 09, 2015, 07:52:53 PM »
Trust me when I say it was nothing so exciting or dramatic <.<
9948
« on: February 09, 2015, 07:10:26 PM »
Yup, it's been proven to trigger the release of endorphins in humans. ugh
why do you gotta ruin it with this neuroscience shit
now i know how midichlorian-haters feel
Heh <.< I don't actually find it ruins it, knowing exactly what and why something makes you feel good doesn't detract from the experience of it.
9949
« on: February 09, 2015, 07:09:13 PM »
(Yes I know the website is called liberalamerica, but this is one of two locations I can find this kind of story right now. It does, however, link to the bill on Cruz's own website:
http://www.liberalamerica.org/2015/01/26/ted-cruz-proposes-bill-to-strip-5th-and-6th-amendment-out-of-us-constitution/
Cruz has proposed a new bill, the Expatriate Terrorist Act (Senate Bill 247), which strips away the rights of any American citizen who runs off to join or in support of any terrorist organization. It would immediately strip the citizenship of anyone in support of an organization that the United States deems a “terrorist organization.”
There is a problem here, however…
This is in violation of the US Constitution, which Cruz has often referred to himself as a fan and follower of. His bill, which was originally written by the ineffable jingoistic idiot Michelle Bachmann (who also happens to be a Dominionist) violates these particular Amendments:
Amendment V:
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger;
Amendment VI:
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense.
Here's the link to the bill
http://www.cruz.senate.gov/files/documents/Bills/20150123_Expatriate_Terrorist_Act_of_2015.pdf
Even if Ted Cruz believes that this can stop terrorist threats, this bill could be heavily exploited since it appears to be so fucking flawed. Not to mention, even if you do run off to a terrorist organization you're still a United States citizen and still have access to your rights.
Though I probably would feel differently if you completely 100% renounced your ties to the United States and declared yourself a foreign citizen. Not totally sure on how I'd feel in those types of situations.
you're a idiot
Only liberals would have a problem with this
Problem is you aren't a American if you do that
Do you have anything to say about this topic? If not, then please leave.
kek
Who are you ?
You've already been given two warnings today about shitposting/derailing in serious. So I'll give you this out of courtesy, if you want to avoid a ban today then you can post as you have been in the flood. If you want to get yourself a nice 1 day bannu then keep doing what you are doing in the serious board.
9950
« on: February 09, 2015, 07:06:12 PM »
Yup, it's been proven to trigger the release of endorphins in humans. Chocolate also is the perfect mix of sugar and fat to turn on almost every appetite-triggering nerve chemical in the brain. The sugar in chocolate sparks the release of a nerve chemical called serotonin and might lower another nerve chemical called NPY; the end result is a sense of well-being. The sweet taste also releases endorphins in the brain, giving us an immediate euphoric rush. The fat in chocolate enhances flavor and aroma and satisfies another nerve chemical called galanin, thus curbing our cravings for fat.
That's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to nerve-tingling chemicals. Chocolate contains theobromine and caffeine, compounds that provide a mental boost, and phenylethylamine, or PEA, which stimulates the nervous system, increases blood pressure and heart rate, and is suspected to produce similar feelings experienced when a person is "in love." Even the aroma of chocolate could affect brain chemistry. Finally, chocolate contains a substance called anandamide that mimics the effects of marijuana and boosts the pleasure you get when you eat chocolate. Stolen from yahoo answers but it's essentially the same as what was in my textbook <.< I just can't be bothered to type it up >.>
9951
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:15:36 PM »
 Guys, pls. Can we not start a bongarong over this?
9952
« on: February 09, 2015, 02:49:30 PM »
*Generic_brown_boots.jpg*
*Generic_black_work-shoes.jpg*
Dere.
9953
« on: February 09, 2015, 02:48:11 PM »
Is Hardline even any good? I never even played Battlefield 4, I am more excited for the Handsome Collection for Borderlands, and for Battleborn.
I feel it's alright, it can be fun. Feels faster then BF3/4, this also includes a very low time to kill. You can buy the what you want for your gun rather then unlocking all of the sites and other parts individually, but a large amount of weapons of faction locked until you get 100 kills with them.
I can't really think of much more then that, it's pretty identical to 3 and 4 for the most part. It's not worth full price, but maybe for 50% off it could be good.
I thought it was 300 kills <.<
9954
« on: February 09, 2015, 02:13:10 PM »
This isn't just any old shitpost,
This is an M&S shitpost.
9955
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:57:52 PM »
European police don't have tasers? Wat
I can't speak for the continentals but for britbongs Tasers are special issue rather than standard equipment <.<
It's mostly just a helmet and a baton, with body armour and the like. And I rarely see the sticks get used, like ever.
What the unholy fuck?
I get not giving them guns. It's retarded but I understand the reasoning behind it.
There's literally no reason not to give them tasers.
As I understand it, it's a mix of two issues. Tasers themselves - Non-lethality not always being the case/not always stopping a rampaging cokefiend. Escalation - Criminals aren't really heavily armed here, so the police aren't. If suddenly the police all start to carry more tools like tasers, criminals will start to carry stuff too. Then the police get given firearms, then we are in the same boat as the yanks with random shootings etc. What I don't have/see an issue with is more rapid response firearms units (Which are being created) to deal with shit like derka derkas going derka derka.
9956
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:41:00 PM »
Flu isn't even that bad.
Have you actually had the flu then? Rather than just a bitch of a cold? >.>
I've had some shitty colds before, but nothing really compares to getting the flu. I was just lying in bed dying for about a week ._.
Yeah, I've also had Swine Flu. Bedridden for a week or so.
But it doesn't hold a candle to a water-induced ear infection or a dental abscess + necrosis.
Dayum, I missed swine flu because luck lol.
But yeah, I'd say both of those are worse ._.
Flu is terrible for the cold branch of illnesses, but fucking hell dental necrosis? .________.
Don't let the yanks know >_>
Yeah. I take good care of my teeth, but I was eating something hard one day and it somehow fractured one of the teeth near the back of my mouth. The nerve got exposed and it eventually died. My face was swollen badly last week because of it. Not to mention the agonizing pain.
I'm getting the son of a bitch pulled this Friday, thank god.
Christ...
I've always had kinda weak teeth, apparently I was born with poor enamel covering or something. Well not born but predisposed to it, cuz baby teef etc. So yeah that's been fun, fruit juice/fruit as a kid left me with tons of bloody little holes that needed filling courtesy of it. One of my teeth broke in half while on holiday and I had to have it rebuilt in wales >_>
Then it of course fell apart when we got home and the pain was excruciating. They ended up just pulling it out because it was... well... fucked. But the pain of toothache... nothing compared *until* I had to have a partial nail avulsion on each of my big toes ;_;
The fucking anaesthetic needles... christ nothing is more painful than someone shoving it in between your toes four or five times ;_;
I do a lot of running so I feel for you with feet problems.
I wonder why tooth pain is so horrendously bad compared to anywhere else in the body, though. I've been told by people who've given birth that the pain of childbirth isn't as bad as it.
IIRC it's because the sensitive nerves are right next to your brain/cortex so it's like a hardline of OW THIS FUCKING HURTS to protect your head/face from damage. So like burning/eating sharp objects. So the tooth nerves run into the jaw and into the brain or something >_> It's been a while since I last dissected a meatbag opened a physiology textbook.
9957
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:26:10 PM »
Flu isn't even that bad.
Have you actually had the flu then? Rather than just a bitch of a cold? >.>
I've had some shitty colds before, but nothing really compares to getting the flu. I was just lying in bed dying for about a week ._.
Yeah, I've also had Swine Flu. Bedridden for a week or so.
But it doesn't hold a candle to a water-induced ear infection or a dental abscess + necrosis.
Dayum, I missed swine flu because luck lol.
But yeah, I'd say both of those are worse ._.
Flu is terrible for the cold branch of illnesses, but fucking hell dental necrosis? .________.
Don't let the yanks know >_>
Yeah. I take good care of my teeth, but I was eating something hard one day and it somehow fractured one of the teeth near the back of my mouth. The nerve got exposed and it eventually died. My face was swollen badly last week because of it. Not to mention the agonizing pain.
I'm getting the son of a bitch pulled this Friday, thank god.
Christ... I've always had kinda weak teeth, apparently I was born with poor enamel covering or something. Well not born but predisposed to it, cuz baby teef etc. So yeah that's been fun, fruit juice/fruit as a kid left me with tons of bloody little holes that needed filling courtesy of it. One of my teeth broke in half while on holiday and I had to have it rebuilt in wales >_> Then it of course fell apart when we got home and the pain was excruciating. They ended up just pulling it out because it was... well... fucked. But the pain of toothache... nothing compared *until* I had to have a partial nail avulsion on each of my big toes ;_; The fucking anaesthetic needles... christ nothing is more painful than someone shoving it in between your toes four or five times ;_;
9958
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:17:11 PM »
Flu isn't even that bad.
Have you actually had the flu then? Rather than just a bitch of a cold? >.>
I've had some shitty colds before, but nothing really compares to getting the flu. I was just lying in bed dying for about a week ._.
Yeah, I've also had Swine Flu. Bedridden for a week or so.
But it doesn't hold a candle to a water-induced ear infection or a dental abscess + necrosis.
Dayum, I missed swine flu because luck lol. But yeah, I'd say both of those are worse ._. Flu is terrible for the cold branch of illnesses, but fucking hell dental necrosis? .________. Don't let the yanks know >_>
9959
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:14:41 PM »
Flu isn't even that bad.
Have you actually had the flu then? Rather than just a bitch of a cold? >.> I've had some shitty colds before, but nothing really compares to getting the flu. I was just lying in bed dying for about a week ._.
9960
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:13:11 PM »
European police don't have tasers? Wat
I can't speak for the continentals but for britbongs Tasers are special issue rather than standard equipment <.< It's mostly just a helmet and a baton, with body armour and the like. And I rarely see the sticks get used, like ever.
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