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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:17:08 AM »
Well, it's a shame to see you go but I hope you are able to find the sort of place you are looking for over on reddit.

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The Flood / Re: Post your favorite number ITT
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:27:34 AM »
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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.

YORKSHIRE ACCENT BEST ACCENT
I wouldn't say best but it's one of the more tolerable ones because Sean Bean >_>

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:26:41 AM »
Psy died in the tutorial
Only once <.<

Then I died at the skeleton graveyard

Then in the undead city thing

Then I stopped playing because I'm bad and can't adapt etc etc >_>
you fig I gave you the gold code for you to become mlg and you failed me
I know ;_;

Tis the most shamefurl dispray I have ever done.

I will get back to it soon though, I mostly had to stop because I thought I was going to burst one of my eyeballs <.< Now that I'm much better, I can probably play the game without obtaining a peptic ulcer lol.

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:48:25 PM »
Psy died in the tutorial
Only once <.<

Then I died at the skeleton graveyard

Then in the undead city thing

Then I stopped playing because I'm bad and can't adapt etc etc >_>

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:20:39 PM »
HEY PSY



*Continues this crap*
N-no, Tru sthap ;~;
It's tru late for him now.

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:09:56 PM »


*sigh*

I actually forgot about this thread, what a god damn surprise though.
Any off topic/derailing/flaming/continuing this shit after this post is getting removed and the user warned. I'm feeling merciful so I won't be butchering the thread for the last page but god help you if you continue this crap.

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Gaming / Re: Official Sep7agon RS thread
« on: March 09, 2015, 07:56:01 PM »
Hokai

I haven't done a jewry update in a while

Currently I'm sitting at about 400k, but that's set to grow faster and faster the more money I make lol. All with zero effort and next to no time each day e.e

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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.
but you all sound the same soooooo
lolyanks

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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.

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The Flood / Re: Mr Psy is a cannibal
« on: March 09, 2015, 07:03:29 PM »
Didn't he knife a toddler in the head just last week?

It was self defence.

The little fiend was armed with fingerpaints and a piece of paper.

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The Flood / Re: I won't have children
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:31:14 PM »
I involuntarily said 'Thank god' when I read the title of this thread, then 'oh damn' when I saw it was a parody.

RIP in future pieces meta's future daughter ;_;

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The Flood / Re: Mr Psy is a cannibal
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:25:10 PM »
This isn't what I would class as a shocking revelation <.<

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:23:11 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.
That would be the joke <.<

The thing I said originally was
'Long Pork Liver with some Broad Beans and a chianti.'
Broad beans = Fava Beans for yanks.

And as I also said, I don't eat products that originate from the demise of animals, humans are a different matter <.<
we're animals
I do know this ._.

It really kills the joke when I have to explain it, to a yank is one thing but to have to for a fellow bonger kills me inside.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:22:10 PM »

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism

So it's like two-legged goat?
Yes <.<

Long Pork was the first euphemism for it that I heard, so it's the one I use. Lol.
Humans are animals, you shitty vegetarian.
Only speaking technically >.>

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:21:04 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.
That would be the joke <.<

The thing I said originally was
'Long Pork Liver with some Broad Beans and a chianti.'
Broad beans = Fava Beans for yanks.

And as I also said, I don't eat products that originate from the demise of animals, humans are a different matter <.<

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:18:50 PM »

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism

So it's like two-legged goat?
Yes <.<

Long Pork was the first euphemism for it that I heard, so it's the one I use. Lol.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:15:17 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:13:24 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:10:28 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:08:55 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:07:03 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:02:39 PM »
it doesn't even taste nice
you're talking about beer, beer tastes like shit. you have to know what to drink.
just alcohol in general tastes like pond life and battery acid.
hmm what kind of alcohol have you drunk in the past?
not a lot because i'm a small child, but enough to nope out of it for a while.
lol how old are you?
9 lol clean up on aisle banter do u like transformers
How old are you really?
fourteen, don't kill me
Dang that's young.

Whippersnapper
i can be the small child of the flood, you are all my surrogate mothers.
i'll be your daddy
Inb4custodybattlewithmeta

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:43:27 PM »
Actually, their stories will consist of:

"I watched everyone do stupid stuff because they were drunk, and laughed."
What kind of unsociable bastard sits there and watches other people drink?

Me.
Step your game up, Mr P.
Stepping my game up would be adverse for my health though <.<
Alcohol doesn't mix well with muh crazy pills.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:42:36 PM »
Actually, their stories will consist of:

"I watched everyone do stupid stuff because they were drunk, and laughed."
What kind of unsociable bastard sits there and watches other people drink?

Me.
Yeah but you're mad anyway. You don't need to get pissed to be off your rocker.
Touché

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:39:30 PM »
Actually, their stories will consist of:

"I watched everyone do stupid stuff because they were drunk, and laughed."
What kind of unsociable bastard sits there and watches other people drink?

Me.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:15:21 PM »
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:11:36 PM »
Dependency on Alcohol is not a good thing :/

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The Flood / Re: Can you see the ghost?
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:25:07 PM »
This is so old
One of the first videos I saw on youtube infact <.<
I'm still not sure if the ghost is there or not, it's such a fleeting glimpse.

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