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The Flood / Re: What Does Your Writing Look Like?
« on: March 12, 2015, 01:51:03 PM »
It's awful, legible but awful.

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The Flood / Re: forum members you would hang with irl
« on: March 12, 2015, 11:44:01 AM »
Because Psy moved my reply.


AND LC

ayy lmao

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The Flood / Re: Deutschaboos
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:29:44 AM »
and Japanese culture today also has people speaking like their animes and carrying around katanas while wearing kimonos and committing ritual suicide, right?
no, but i'm not quite sure what that has to do with it

every country has old culture

do i gotta say "modern" culture
because that seems really redundant
Looks at weeaboo (REAL weeaboos, not fucking animefags like everyone on this forum) and you'll see that they view Japan as a mesh of time periods, not just "modern day". Perfect example being that old Ken-sama copypasta.

If anyone wants a refresher in cringe 101 <.<

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The Flood / Re: Deutschaboos
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:07:14 AM »
Technically it's derailing but it's benign enough, so I've split the thread in two <.<

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 12, 2015, 09:15:15 AM »
Yup <.<

If they actually did give a shit about this kind of thing, I expect I would have had a knock on the door after the first few Takbirs.
Now if we were enticing young women to become ISIS-brides?

Nah, that's more of a big thing in Western Europe.

Well I am from Britbongistan sooooooo

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 12, 2015, 09:06:20 AM »
Calling the police on Challenger's homicide/suicide post and getting him put on a government watch list
Wow, did you actually do this? That's some obsession-level autism right there. Seriously, how pathetic does your life have to get to call the police over a fucking Internet trolling attempt? If that's funny for you, I vastly overestimated the quality of your sense of humor.

To think, you used to be one of my favorite members...
Of course he didn't.

Even if he did (which I wouldn't doubt, this is Dustbin after all) you can't get put on a watch list for saying some shit on a forum and then revealing it's a joke and continuing to post months after said post.


Well that's a relief.
And if he sent it to the FBI, that's all he knows. He can't say "I put him on a government watch list" because it's entirely up to the agent reading it. The agent then either recommends it for review which means you MIGHT be put on a watch list, or discards it because he/she sees no credible threat. On top of that, if you're put on one, it isn't permanent. They'll remove you if they think a hasty decision of mistake was made and you've done literally nothing and have been proven to associate with any known terrorists or terrorist organizations. And I doubt I would've gotten my NINo if I was on a watch list. 

I could report Dustbin to the FBI right now. Doesn't mean he'll end up in a "government watch list".
Yup <.<

If they actually did give a shit about this kind of thing, I expect I would have had a knock on the door after the first few Takbirs.

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:56:41 AM »
Calling the police on Challenger's homicide/suicide post and getting him put on a government watch list
Wow, did you actually do this? That's some obsession-level autism right there. Seriously, how pathetic does your life have to get to call the police over a fucking Internet trolling attempt? If that's funny for you, I vastly overestimated the quality of your sense of humor.

To think, you used to be one of my favorite members...
Of course he didn't.

Even if he did (which I wouldn't doubt, this is Dustbin after all) you can't get put on a watch list for saying some shit on a forum and then revealing it's a joke and continuing to post months after said post.


Well that's a relief.

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Gaming / Re: Sega and GameFreak (Pokemon) making a game.
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:06:58 AM »
God damn that looks literally like a sonic reskin. GG.

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The Flood / Re: My TV has ads built into it
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:43:03 PM »
I'd send it back with a kind little note telling them to shove it back up the ass of the brightspark who thought this was a good idea.

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Gaming / Re: Making accomplishments in Dank Souls
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:21:21 PM »
Challenger, please don't. If it derails into the same asinine argument with him again, this thread will be locked.

More like the users responsible will be lynched and their posts deleted <.<

It's been civil enough so far, let's keep it that way.

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The Flood / Re: Clint Eastwood died today....
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:18:07 PM »
If he actually dies, I doubt anyone is going to believe it after threads like this being a regular occurrence for the last god knows how many years.

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The Flood / Re: >americans have added sugar with their milk
« on: March 11, 2015, 04:01:02 PM »
Allow me to check the produce in my fridge and pantry and see how many of them have sugars...

Okay....

The half and half (it's like dairy creamer, if you Britbongs don't know what I'm talking about) has sugar.
The bread has sugar.
The frozen peas have sugar.
The chips have sugar.
The chili mix has sugar.
The pistachios have sugar.

And most of these foods were from an "Organic" foodstore. There's no escaping from the sugar here. FML
Now are these naturally occuring or added sugars?
Hmm....

With the dairy product, it's most likely natural.
With the bread and pistachios, it's plausible that they're natural sugars.
The chips, chili, and peas, there is not a chance in fucking hell they were natural.
Well I would hope it's just Lactose in there not Glucose >.>
Maltose for the grains but they do add sugar to help the fermentation/yeast part of the process. Pistachios... I'm sceptical that it could be natural.
Hmm, well the peas might be natural too as they are a sweeter vegetable.

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The Flood / Re: >americans have added sugar with their milk
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:57:04 PM »
Allow me to check the produce in my fridge and pantry and see how many of them have sugars...

Okay....

The half and half (it's like dairy creamer, if you Britbongs don't know what I'm talking about) has sugar.
The bread has sugar.
The frozen peas have sugar.
The chips have sugar.
The chili mix has sugar.
The pistachios have sugar.

And most of these foods were from an "Organic" foodstore. There's no escaping from the sugar here. FML
Now are these naturally occuring or added sugars?

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The Flood / Re: >americans have added sugar with their milk
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:43:14 PM »
This has to be a joke...

I heard about that town putting it in the drinking water to make more fatfucks americans drink water but they put it in the god damn milk as well?

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Serious / Re: What do you think of your representative?
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:21:24 PM »
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In fourth place was former Defence Secretary Liam Fox, followed by Chancellor George Osborne.

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followed by Chancellor George Osborne.

Oh god I want to be sick.

OT:
I don't care for his views on letting young children own firearms, but that's not the deal breaker.

The bit I don't like is how this part plays out
>Vociferously anti cigarette smuggling
>Takes bribes from cigarette companies in the forms of free tickets worth >£1k
I wonder how these two might correlate.

I much prefer the previous MP, one who kept the local hospital open rather than feck around in westminster getting bumfumbled by tobacco companies.

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He must have been a ridiculously hardline hardliner though, for ISIS to think he was too zealous that's almost a mark of pride. Or lunacy.
He's my new hero.
Screw Jihadi John, this guy is the new chosen martyr!

+1 GCHQ monitoring point

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever like touring cities on Google Earth?
« on: March 11, 2015, 11:06:48 AM »
Hmm, I usually just revisit places that I've been to before to reminisce <.<

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He must have been a ridiculously hardline hardliner though, for ISIS to think he was too zealous that's almost a mark of pride. Or lunacy.


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Serious / Re: Time for that iSideWith quiz again
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:48:01 AM »
http://www.isidewith.com/results/786096249

This is bullshit, no way I'm 97% Green, that really makes no sense to me.

If you are from the UK, remember that US politics is shifted about 30 points to the right of ours so a tory over here is a democrat over there. (Loosely speaking)

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Serious / Re: Time for that iSideWith quiz again
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:46:48 AM »
http://www.isidewith.com/results/786112711

92% Democrat 92% Green Party 60% Libertarian (LOL) 56% Socialist (Weird, that should be higher) 24% Republican (Seems about right)

I'm kind of surprised how Blue and Green those results are, but then I remembered it's American Politics where even a far right nutcase from bongistan is probably a democrat. So a centrist bonger = Karl Marx reborn in the USA.

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If hardline flops, yeah they'll probably get chopped up and put on the pile of corpses in EA's shed.

I don't know why people still partner with them, since it's pretty much making a deal with the devil even if they have turned things around a *tiny* bit lately.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck you
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:49:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Fuck you
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:37:16 PM »
YouTube


Potassium.

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The Flood / Re: So I had a fun experience last night.
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:30:17 PM »
That's called Night Terrors.
My younger brother used to have these a couple years ago.

I wouldn't be 100% certain though <.<

DSM 5

    Recurrent episodes of abrupt awakening from sleep, usually occurring during the first third of the major sleep episode and beginning with a panicky scream.
    Intense fear and signs of autonomic arousal, such as tachycardia, rapid breathing, and sweating, during each episode.
    Relative unresponsiveness to efforts of others to comfort the person during the episode.
    No detailed dream is recalled and there is amnesia for the episode.
    The episodes cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
    The disturbance is not due to the direct physiological effects of a substance (e.g., a drug of abuse, a medication) or a general medical condition.

No detailed dream is recalled and there is amnesia for the episode.
-^OP remembers what he saw

Recurrent episodes of abrupt awakening from sleep, usually occurring during the first third of the major sleep episode and beginning with a panicky scream.
-This one^ is kind of key to it <.<
lol OP is a schizo
Limon pls

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Gaming / Re: ISIS Plays Hotline Miami 2... How does that sound?
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:28:13 PM »
Hmm I'd say go with something like Muhjarhead plays rather than ISIS because you might end up with a mob of soccer moms and retarded 12 year olds shitting up your videos for making light of ISIS <.<

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The Flood / Re: So I had a fun experience last night.
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:25:34 PM »
That's called Night Terrors.
My younger brother used to have these a couple years ago.

I wouldn't be 100% certain though <.<

DSM 5

    Recurrent episodes of abrupt awakening from sleep, usually occurring during the first third of the major sleep episode and beginning with a panicky scream.
    Intense fear and signs of autonomic arousal, such as tachycardia, rapid breathing, and sweating, during each episode.
    Relative unresponsiveness to efforts of others to comfort the person during the episode.
    No detailed dream is recalled and there is amnesia for the episode.
    The episodes cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
    The disturbance is not due to the direct physiological effects of a substance (e.g., a drug of abuse, a medication) or a general medical condition.

No detailed dream is recalled and there is amnesia for the episode.
-^OP remembers what he saw

Recurrent episodes of abrupt awakening from sleep, usually occurring during the first third of the major sleep episode and beginning with a panicky scream.
-This one^ is kind of key to it <.<

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There is one question you should ask any politician before spending time with a more detailed one.

'Will you answer my questions clearly?'

If the answer is, 'Yes I will' then continue if it's something that smells weasely then just say 'Thank you for your time' <_<

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The Flood / Re: So I had a fun experience last night.
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:11:10 PM »
Quick question - Have you ever used narcotics?
I got addicted to Vitamin pills when I was 6. That probably doesn't count though.
Nah, that's fine heh. It would be anything from Cannabis to Heroin, but from the sounds of it that's not the case.

I'd recommend you go and see a Psychiatrist as soon as possible to get a proper diagnosis and quick treatment but this does sound like Schizophrenia.

The one thing I would stress is that don't start to worry that your life is over if it is indeed schizophrenia, there are a lot of treatments for it and most people afflicted with it are able to lead perfectly normal lives (Relatively of course)

As I'm sure you know, the hallucinations aren't real but they will of course seem real and will be frightening but that's why it's imperative to seek professional help quickly, so that you can get them under control and get on with things >.>

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The Flood / Re: So I had a fun experience last night.
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:06:31 PM »
Quick question - Have you ever used narcotics?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:21:32 PM »
To the folks in here talking about cowardice and heroicness, trying to banter and decide which is which, I say this. Until you've had a foot hanging off the edge of a radio tower and you're leaning down over the rails, letting your hands slip because you no longer care what happens,

Your say is invalid.

Suicide, and depression, is neither brave, or selfish. True depression, leading to suicide is a mental override. Everything around you goes grey. It has no meaning. It's tiring. You're so low, that nothing has a point, nothing has an impact. There's no fear. No hesitation.

Bravery, and heroism, comes from fear. When you're brave, you're afraid. When you commit an act of suicide in war, a suicidal charge, jumping over a grenade and so on, you're afraid.

A true, deep seeded depression and suicide that comes from it, is the result of a person no longer having any constraints like fear, or regret, or even a survival instinct. It's all completely overridden and replaced with grey.

Of course, suicide has many perpetrators. Pain, sadness, misery, an unstable emotional balance.

But it is not cowardly. Nor is it brave.

/thread with one minor exception

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Your say is invalid.
Whilst I get where this comes from, having been there myself, I don't like disregarding people's opinions out of hand because they haven't been there personally. In my opinion that sort of brashness does more harm to increasing awareness/understanding than talking to them reasonably/politely <.<

That being said, when someone is just being a twonk over this sort of thing I'm all for ripping them a new one.

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