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The Flood / Re: It was only a foetus
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:34:49 PM »
Pity it's still theft if you rip it out of the mother :/

Jokes aside some nutcase actually did that a few weeks ago ._.
Took the baby to A&E and everything, christ.
That's what he's talking about
#Psyisdumb
Yeah I didn't see the other thread until after this one >_>

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The Flood / Re: Psycho Videos confirmed real
« on: March 27, 2015, 03:51:19 PM »
Someone could get the Psychology Textbook faces and reading expressions shit out, I guess if they really wanted to. Anyway, does it really matter too much? All it ends up being is entertainment, knowing whether it's staged or not really shouldn't change anything.
I'm kind of convinced by the guy, towards the end of the video about 15:00ish that's pretty hard to fake >.>

The stammering and if you look pretty carefully when he's talking about his mum crying over this shit there is a redness and a watering around his eyes that sets on whilst going over it. Not like crocodile tears but genuine ones. He's not doing the typical lying stuff, so either he's a perfect liar and someone who can mimic emotions like that to a T orrrrrrr he's actually genuine about this shit <.<

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The Flood / Re: It was only a foetus
« on: March 27, 2015, 01:52:34 PM »
Pity it's still theft if you rip it out of the mother :/

Jokes aside some nutcase actually did that a few weeks ago ._.
Took the baby to A&E and everything, christ.

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my straight-edge friend tried telling me that LSD stores in your spine and can make you trip at a random point in the future when I told him about my first trip over the past weekend. needless to say i laughed in his face and explained how he was just so wrong in so many ways.

please, feel free to share, fellow faggots
>straight edge friend

I'm deathly allergic to haughtiness, you're a better person than me.
he's actually a pretty cool dude, i go to the gym with him sometimes

but when it comes to anything about drugs he goes full retard
I guess I've just had bad experiences w/ them. Psy's cool tho.
It's not just you, I haven't met many who don't have a rebar going from rectum to cerebellum <_<

Same with vegetarians unfortunately, vegans in particular. It just attracts the holier than thous who then get to preach about how much better their lifestyle choices are because XYZ.

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Well if I can't pick south africa and I can't pick a country next to it and move to south africa...

Hmm... the north part is full of ISIS wannabes at the moment, the middle part is Ebola and Civil War.
Madagascar is a slum with the bubonic plague rolling through every few years.

Ehh I'll take my chances with Boko Haram and go with Kenya, they have some wonderful wildlife reserves there and I'm sure I could find a job shooting poachers >_>

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You could probably go and have a look from a distance, but taking pictures might make them think you are a russkie spy >_>
Even if they wouldn't be legitimately suspicious it might still be illegal.

I found out recently that photographing or depicting the police station in our city in any way is forbidden, as it's classified as a "protected object". I can understand doing so from above, as you could see confiscated  stuff or arrested suspects being transported into the station, in the backyard. But from the front?
Well damn, yeah better just play it safe then <.<

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Gaming / Re: Games with amazing multiplayer that were offline only
« on: March 27, 2015, 09:21:48 AM »
Red Faction, either 1 or 2 I can't remember which but I had loads of fun playing that with my friend and a load of bots.

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You could probably go and have a look from a distance, but taking pictures might make them think you are a russkie spy >_>

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The Flood / Re: why are cereal bars a thing?
« on: March 27, 2015, 09:11:50 AM »
I thought you meant like nutri-grains or something, there are fucking bars that serve cereal?

God damn what a silly idea .-.

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The Flood / Re: LOL PSY IS A BRITISH
« on: March 27, 2015, 08:01:20 AM »

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The Flood / Re: LOL PSY IS A BRITISH
« on: March 27, 2015, 08:00:30 AM »
He even lives in Britain
He lives (sort of) near Birmingham, yeah.
Near enough that it's the closest large city but far enough away that I'm not polluted by brummie peasantry.

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The Flood / Re: LOL PSY IS A BRITISH
« on: March 26, 2015, 09:10:39 PM »
HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT I BET HE DRINKS SO MUCH FUCKING TEA

owait I do...

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The Flood / Re: Popularly threads need to be abolished.
« on: March 26, 2015, 09:08:04 PM »
People being nice to one another isn't something to be discouraged, this place has already got enough absurdly venomous interactions between certain users so a bit of syrup makes a welcome change to the usual vitriolic bitching that can go on.

If you don't like popularity threads, don't go in them.

That's still pretty damn hypocritical, but fine.
How is it?

People being a cunt to each other isn't allowed
People being nice to each other is allowed

There is no hypocrisy there at all.

That is just so fucking stupid.
Maybe I should hold my tongue here but ahh hell with it, I'm about ready to drop off so let's have a giggle shall we.

Why is it stupid that people should be allowed to be fucking nice to one another? I'm struggling to believe someone can actually be this fucking dense and isn't simply being contrary. Please, explain your reasoning and I'll either piss myself laughing or have an epiphany served up on a plate.

You're kidding me right?

My point is, it's a popularity thread, it's discussion about users. You're discussing users. Last I checked discussing users was against the rules. What did Cheat make an update recently? What did I miss?

And if you're just going to laugh or make fun of me, then up yours.

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    Creating threads with the sole purpose of communicating with another member (calling out) is discouraged, and the thread in question may be locked, depending on the content and context of the thread. Calling out a user maliciously will automatically earn a lock and may include a warning of 5% to 15%, depending on the severity.

It's pretty clear there, making a thread called OI X PERSON IS A TOTAL FAGGOT isn't halal but please show me where a popularity thread is against the rules?

Well it fucking should be! That's such bullshit!
Blackjack and Hookers.

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The Flood / Re: Popularly threads need to be abolished.
« on: March 26, 2015, 09:05:18 PM »
People being nice to one another isn't something to be discouraged, this place has already got enough absurdly venomous interactions between certain users so a bit of syrup makes a welcome change to the usual vitriolic bitching that can go on.

If you don't like popularity threads, don't go in them.

That's still pretty damn hypocritical, but fine.
How is it?

People being a cunt to each other isn't allowed
People being nice to each other is allowed

There is no hypocrisy there at all.

That is just so fucking stupid.
Maybe I should hold my tongue here but ahh hell with it, I'm about ready to drop off so let's have a giggle shall we.

Why is it stupid that people should be allowed to be fucking nice to one another? I'm struggling to believe someone can actually be this fucking dense and isn't simply being contrary. Please, explain your reasoning and I'll either piss myself laughing or have an epiphany served up on a plate.

You're kidding me right?

My point is, it's a popularity thread, it's discussion about users. You're discussing users. Last I checked discussing users was against the rules. What did Cheat make an update recently? What did I miss?

And if you're just going to laugh or make fun of me, then up yours.

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    Creating threads with the sole purpose of communicating with another member (calling out) is discouraged, and the thread in question may be locked, depending on the content and context of the thread. Calling out a user maliciously will automatically earn a lock and may include a warning of 5% to 15%, depending on the severity.

It's pretty clear there, making a thread called OI X PERSON IS A TOTAL FAGGOT isn't halal but please show me where a popularity thread is against the rules?

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The Flood / Re: Popularly threads need to be abolished.
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:56:57 PM »
People being nice to one another isn't something to be discouraged, this place has already got enough absurdly venomous interactions between certain users so a bit of syrup makes a welcome change to the usual vitriolic bitching that can go on.

If you don't like popularity threads, don't go in them.

That's still pretty damn hypocritical, but fine.
How is it?

People being a cunt to each other isn't allowed
People being nice to each other is allowed

There is no hypocrisy there at all.

That is just so fucking stupid.
Maybe I should hold my tongue here but ahh hell with it, I'm about ready to drop off so let's have a giggle shall we.

Why is it stupid that people should be allowed to be fucking nice to one another? I'm struggling to believe someone can actually be this fucking dense and isn't simply being contrary. Please, explain your reasoning and I'll either piss myself laughing or have an epiphany served up on a plate.

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The Flood / Re: Popularly threads need to be abolished.
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:54:47 PM »
There is no hypocrisy there at all.
maybe he's arguing that we should be able to be cunts to each other

which, i would be all for that

It would make my job a lot easier, but then it'd give me a headache reading the forums first thing in the morning :/

A real dilemma.

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The Flood / Re: Popularly threads need to be abolished.
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:52:48 PM »
People being nice to one another isn't something to be discouraged, this place has already got enough absurdly venomous interactions between certain users so a bit of syrup makes a welcome change to the usual vitriolic bitching that can go on.

If you don't like popularity threads, don't go in them.

That's still pretty damn hypocritical, but fine.
How is it?

People being a cunt to each other isn't allowed
People being nice to each other is allowed

There is no hypocrisy there at all.

**EDIT before the nitpicking brigade leaps upon this**
Isn't allowed =/= Ban on sight

I'm tired and I should be in bed right now, bite me.

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I struggle with it a little bit, mostly because I have nothing to get up for at the moment. When I have something scheduled it's not so bad though, I can wake up and be ready to go in a short space of time without any bother.

Other days I just lie in bed until I'm about ready to blow out my kidneys then get up and go to the loo.

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The Flood / Re: Popularly threads need to be abolished.
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:49:50 PM »
People being nice to one another isn't something to be discouraged, this place has already got enough absurdly venomous interactions between certain users so a bit of syrup makes a welcome change to the usual vitriolic bitching that can go on.

If you don't like popularity threads, don't go in them.

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Gaming / Re: How Would You Lable Your Playstyle?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:32:29 PM »
The usual one is stalker.

Not like 'Ainsley Harriot's Pain Train' kind of stalker but more of a lurk behind the lines and shoot people in the backs/heads/stab them/sabotage/C4/Ambush etc etc.

Occasionally when I'm feeling like a jackass I do the Arnie playstyle which works like 70% of the time because the enemy is struck dumb by the idiocy.
For example, the tactic I used earlier this evening to clear a rooftop full of enemies works like thus.

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Extraction Zone™
YouTube

^Play this music, either mentally or hum it or some shit.

1. Prime your SMG and grenades before takeoff
2. Fly transport heli 'Really fucking fast' straight at the enemy on the rooftop
3. Leap out and use the heli as a mobile bomb to clear a landing pad for you
4. HALO jump into that shit whilst throwing a grenade at the first guy
5. SMG the second guy as you hit the floor
6. Secondary weapon on the third guy and the rooftop is yours

My friend was on the enemy team and on that roof and he was just completely dumbstruck by the Leeroy Jenkins style entry that he stood there and died e.e

Then he raged quite a bit at me for being a spongey motherfucker etc etc (All in good humour)

I pull similar stupid shit now and then, sometimes it just doesn't work at all (If the enemy team has a fellow C100 on the field) who just guns me down mid HALO/Driveby etc etc.


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Christ...

Suicide is always terrible, but for fucks sake if you are going to check out don't take a few hundred people with you.

Well, maybe he thought he was doing the right thing?
lol and? how does that change anything?

Well insane people have a different way of looking at things...

I'll reply to both bits with the one <.<

Indeed, he probably did. Clearly he wasn't well, someone who decides to kill themselves and take a plane full of people with them should have been in a hospital rather than behind the controls of a passenger plane.
I won't be surprised if they step up the psych evals for pilots after this, at least for that airline but hopefully more.

That is, unless this guy was some sort of radicalised convert doing his own little jihad in which case he can burn in hell <.<

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Christ...

Suicide is always terrible, but for fucks sake if you are going to check out don't take a few hundred people with you.
NO

THEY EXPECT 150 OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
I know I'm already a terrible person, but that's yet another black mark on my record for St Peter to review >_>

9/11 I laughed quite a lot.

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Christ...

Suicide is always terrible, but for fucks sake if you are going to check out don't take a few hundred people with you.

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The Flood / Re: You know, I just realized something.
« on: March 26, 2015, 09:06:43 AM »
Moderating is too easy. Seriously, it's not that hard.
My whole reply won't be like this but for this line I must quote from a certain holy text.

Book of Challenger
Chapter 17
Revelations

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOL
Amen.

Really though, moderating can be easy if you want to do a shit job of it. Case in point would be Bnet where they have to sift through hundreds of reports every day (Probably thousands at the moment) so they get responded to with a nice 'Ban or Ignore' efficiency. Which is pretty poor moderation to most people because it tends to be a lot of summary execution style stuff rather than spending time to resolve conflicts or break up fights before they start.

If you want to keep a smaller site like this one alive, you can't just swing the hammer around willy nilly.

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However, if you give that kind of power to the wrong hands, they can get all power hungry like Kiyo.
1. Obviously, the axiom stands.
2. A nice bit of misinformed opinion there, kiyo wasn't power hungry she just made a few too many mistakes and/or rather major problems. But sure, demonise the former staff because they must all be nazis.

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As a moderator from RA I was alright, but as soon as I became Admin, I got really greedy and wanted quality over quantity. It was one hell of a drama fest. This is post b.next btw.
RA?

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So if Cheat's going to get a new mod in town (unless this was a joke and I'm an idiot, it's probably a joke and I'm an idiot) I say go right ahead Cheat.
As far as I know there are no new moderator positions on the table at the moment, but this might change in the future.

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Get the new guy going, but if he fucks up and gets all power hungry, petition time!
Sure, lynch the new guy because he made a mistake, what a great enviroment to encourage learning and becoming better at moderating! Or would that more likely start a culture where people cover up their mistakes and banadu people to keep them quiet? hmmmm

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So for the sake of discussion, what would you do if you were a Sep7 mod?

I'd quit because lol I'm not moderating this place, you might as well as forget it.
Hmm, keep on cleaning up the shite that gets smeared over the bathroom walls every day and dealing with the complaints of modsarenazis whenever someone gets bant. It's a lot of fun and really really easy!


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The Flood / Re: its already tornado time in Oklahoma
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:03:44 PM »
Why don't you shoot the tornado full of freedom-lead and make it go away?

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:45:11 PM »
Highest class of offensive weaponry allowed to the general public in the UK
You have to go on five different 200 hour training courses to be allowed to buy one though :/

Badass right?

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The Flood / Re: So if I insult Cheat, that's +15 warning points.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:26:11 PM »
Who can get the highest score
Well the two highest scorers (I believe) are now permabanned, with the next few runners up on the walk of doom for their ban lengths.

Most people have between 0 and 50 tops, then the frequent hooligans are maybe 100ish. People who have like 400+ are the ones who tend to find themselves getting the boot.
Obviously Kinder is one of them, but who's the other?
BasedLove <.<
Uh......?

Who's that? And what'd he get banned for?
A user, got bant a while ago for just breaking every rule he possibly could.
Why did you ban him then if he wanted to be banned so badly?
Because I don't care if he *wants* to be banned or not, posting nude shit of little boys ellen page, is not halal.
LOOOOOL

Thanks for the ideas.
Really though, don't cuz it's tedious as all hell when shit needs reporting to the FBI <_<

Unless you meant ellen page in which case refer to the above anyway. Paedo.

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The Flood / Re: So if I insult Cheat, that's +15 warning points.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:23:51 PM »
Who can get the highest score
Well the two highest scorers (I believe) are now permabanned, with the next few runners up on the walk of doom for their ban lengths.

Most people have between 0 and 50 tops, then the frequent hooligans are maybe 100ish. People who have like 400+ are the ones who tend to find themselves getting the boot.
Obviously Kinder is one of them, but who's the other?
BasedLove <.<
Uh......?

Who's that? And what'd he get banned for?
A user, got bant a while ago for just breaking every rule he possibly could.
Why did you ban him then if he wanted to be banned so badly?
Because I don't care if he *wants* to be banned or not, posting nude shit of little boys ellen page, is not halal.

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The Flood / Re: So if I insult Cheat, that's +15 warning points.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:19:15 PM »
Who can get the highest score
Well the two highest scorers (I believe) are now permabanned, with the next few runners up on the walk of doom for their ban lengths.

Most people have between 0 and 50 tops, then the frequent hooligans are maybe 100ish. People who have like 400+ are the ones who tend to find themselves getting the boot.
Obviously Kinder is one of them, but who's the other?
BasedLove <.<
Uh......?

Who's that? And what'd he get banned for?
A user, got bant a while ago for just breaking every rule he possibly could.

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The Flood / Re: According to the rules I cannot be banned for....
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:16:04 PM »
No bans but expect a rule revision shortly <.<

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