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The Flood / Re: The joys of peace and quiet <.<
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:01:58 PM »
im unfamiliar with "Nurse Ratcheds".
Easter has been good. currently flipping my sleep cycle so i can interact with family on normal time.
in the mean time i finally wiki'd Warhammer 40k to see what all the fuss was about. started and caught up on World Trigger, which i enjoyed surprisingly. adding music to my playlists.
i dont have much for the PS4 and im not willing to torture myself with Destiny until the next DLC. so its been a Netflix machine
T-T
Nurse Ratched is the head nurse in one flew over the cuckoo's nest <.<
If you haven't seen the film/read the book the short summary of 'evil twisted old bat who spends her days tormenting the frailminded' should suffice >.>
In more real terms, my grandpa was referring to controlling and cruel nurses who don't explicitly mistreat their patients but still make their lives a living hell. People who ought to be inpatients rather than staff >.>

Heh sounds fun >.>
Anything in particular you have been watching on netflix?
oh. what a cunt, then.

uh. TURN, Supernatural, Robin Hood, The Office, an assortment of kung fu movies. a couple korean tv shows that i never finish because they're terrible.
Indeed <.<

Nice, any of the kung fu movies John Woo films? >.>
And I haven't heard of TURN, what's that about?

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The Flood / Re: Psy, I need your help!
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:00:01 PM »
Hmm well that would depend a little on what's keeping you awake <.<

The top 5 things I'd recommend for sleeping better are as follows
1. Don't use a phone, tablet, e-reader, DS, grenade, phablet when you are actually in bed. Reason being is the light emitted from the screen goes straight through your eyes into the pineal gland which then promptly goes 'Oh bladdy ell it be morning already? and wakes you up (Delays the onset of melatonin which helps you get off to sleep).

2. No caffeine after nine o- pfft, fucking lightweights. What this should mean is don't make strong coffee before bedtime, for obvious reasons >.> Tea is still fine though.

3. Video Games, you don't want to be playing CoD/Battlefield/Halo before bedtime because you'll be tweaking off adrenaline. Shit like minecraft or pokemon is fine though, since it's not the sort of thing to have you twitching at the eyes.

4. Turn off your room's light an hour or so before you want to go to sleep, then dim the screen brightness if you are using anything. This helps trick your brain into thinking that it's night time (Even when it's late at night your brain is a stupid gook who thinks it's the middle of the day if you have the lights on.)

5. Sleeping tablets.
I kind of cheat on the insomnia game now, because I'm on a prescription that KOs you so no need to worry about feeling tired lol. For people who aren't on the crazy pills as it is, I'd recommend something with chamomile/valerian and that other shitty tasting herb in it.

quack

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The Flood / Re: The joys of peace and quiet <.<
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:53:29 PM »
There has to be some kind of detriment to that much tea...
Nonsense, the British empire was built on tea and look how that ended up.

...

Shit. Hmm, maybe you are onto something.

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The Flood / Re: The joys of peace and quiet <.<
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:50:06 PM »
im unfamiliar with "Nurse Ratcheds".
Easter has been good. currently flipping my sleep cycle so i can interact with family on normal time.
in the mean time i finally wiki'd Warhammer 40k to see what all the fuss was about. started and caught up on World Trigger, which i enjoyed surprisingly. adding music to my playlists.
i dont have much for the PS4 and im not willing to torture myself with Destiny until the next DLC. so its been a Netflix machine
T-T
Nurse Ratched is the head nurse in one flew over the cuckoo's nest <.<
If you haven't seen the film/read the book the short summary of 'evil twisted old bat who spends her days tormenting the frailminded' should suffice >.>
In more real terms, my grandpa was referring to controlling and cruel nurses who don't explicitly mistreat their patients but still make their lives a living hell. People who ought to be inpatients rather than staff >.>

Heh sounds fun >.>
Anything in particular you have been watching on netflix?

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Patriarchy hands down.

Gotta keep the women in the kitchen somehow.

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The Flood / Re: The joys of peace and quiet <.<
« on: April 04, 2015, 11:58:12 AM »
it's easter? oh
Yup, time to celebrate the day that baby jesus hatched out of a chocolate egg and was given a cuddly rabbit toy by the three wise men.

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The Flood / Re: The joys of peace and quiet <.<
« on: April 04, 2015, 11:57:30 AM »
>tfw all but one of your grandparents died before you were born

Damn, that sucks :l

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There was a bit being recounted by a survivor on the BBC news last night of how when they'd seperated the muslims and the christians they made the muslims answer a slew of questions about the quran and any of them who messed up were shot on the spot. As well as just gunning down any christian they saw. Fucking animals.

Shit like this makes it very hard to feel any sympathy at all for the 'captured insurgents' in tikrit (See: Terrorist scum) who were being strung up on lampposts and dragged through the streets by 4x4s.

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...people actually let themselves look like that?

._____.
To be fair, I don't think that's actually a person, so much as an amorphous blob of matter that has been attempting integration into Human society.
YouTube


This is all I can think of when looking at that weirdo >_>

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The Flood / The joys of peace and quiet <.<
« on: April 04, 2015, 11:42:51 AM »
A little bit of a blogpost but with some questions/discussion at the end

This last week and for some of next week I'm down at my grandparents house, which means no PS4/Computer games etc and it's a good chance for me to catch up on my reading <.<

A nice quiet house with lots of tea to be made and the biggest worry of the day being 'do we have dinner at 5:45pm or 6:00pm?'
So instead of my day being a routine of 'get up, study, play battlefield, watch TV, go to bed' rinse/repeat, it's a nicer 'get up, have tea, read, have tea, read, have tea, read, have tea, sort out dinner, read, have tea, read and then flick through here before bed'.

It's meant that I've been able to chew through several very long and somewhat dry chapters on neurodevelopmental disorders, personality disorders (Much more interesting for me) and complete the first book in the Dexter series in a few days.

The other plus side to staying with my grandparents is being able to talk to a veteran mental health worker, grandpa spent the best chunk of his life dealing with all manner of mentally ill people and their families and getting his insight and experience on how things tend to be is invaluable <.<

Even if some of the ideals/theories from back in his day are considered politically incorrect nowadays, for example schizophrenogenic mothers (Mothers who cause the onset of schizophrenia in their children through their 'parenting' ) which tends to upset the more sensible definition folks today so they use 'parent' so as to avoid attributing blame to the mother. (Because mothers can never, ever be responsible for mental illness in their children. Totes.) But when it comes right down to it, I'd be inclined to take the thoughts of someone who has worked in the field longer than some of these people have been alive to heart and not just foofoo around the matter. Of course old fashioned doesn't necessarily mean outdated and dinosaur, he had to refrain from spitting on the floor when discussing Nurse Ratcheds that he encountered during his career and the awful way they used to treat inpatients clearly still pissed him off <.<

So that's the end of the blogpost part, now for the questions etc
How have you been spending your easter holidays?
Anyone else enjoy taking a quiet break to read and do light study? >.>

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...people actually let themselves look like that?

._____.

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The Flood / Re: Do you want me to leave this site forever?
« on: April 04, 2015, 06:26:24 AM »
Not really, but less zestyposting would be appreciated. More threads with proper discussion value and the like <.<
That's not ever going to happen, so pick your choice.
Well now, that would be telling.

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The Flood / Re: Do you want me to leave this site forever?
« on: April 04, 2015, 06:22:03 AM »
Not really, but less zestyposting would be appreciated. More threads with proper discussion value and the like <.<

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The Flood / Re: Isara is a troll
« on: April 04, 2015, 06:10:57 AM »
Perhaps if you asked cheat nicely what's wrong with the code he might be able to point it out to you, that would be via PM though.

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The Flood / Re: In the beginning of Skyfall....
« on: April 04, 2015, 05:37:47 AM »
Only thing I clearly remember about that film was the god awful opening of Adele shrieking out another atrocity in an unending assault on my ears ;_;

I'm sure that lots of retards like her music but I prefer not to listen to the mating calls of blue whales whilst watching a spy film.
Huh, didn't expect you for the type to give a shit about music you don't like in that kind of way. . .
I'm not normally <.<

There are just a few 'artists' that set my teeth on edge to the point of feeling sick and I'm not very enamoured of them. This usually correlates with the CDs that my parents would play 24/7 <_<

I can tolerate most kinds of music, even the most deafening and awful wubstep but there are about 4 or so bands/singers that wind me up to no end.  Adele, Amy Whinehouse, I can't remember the name of the third but it's another similar singer. Then the fourth notable one is a different sort of issue <.<

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My dear old mumsie used to play sleep deprivation torture on the household when we were quite young. She'd have this particular band's CDs playing from about 7pm in the evening until 4 or 5am, not just audibly but deafeningly loud. This went on for a few years until she finally fucked off and left us all, but that musical hell left enough scars that I can't say the name of the band without feeling my blood pressure rise by about 30 notches.

So yeah, that's kinda why I can get a bit too venomous over music that I don't like and for most of my life I couldn't stand anything beyond classical pieces (Singers = Haram) but eh, it's not so bad now. <.<

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The Flood / Re: Something funny on r/syriancivilwar
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:40:39 AM »
I can't say I disagree with the chap's post <.<


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The Flood / Re: In the beginning of Skyfall....
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:38:49 AM »
Only thing I clearly remember about that film was the god awful opening of Adele shrieking out another atrocity in an unending assault on my ears ;_;

I'm sure that lots of retards like her music but I prefer not to listen to the mating calls of blue whales whilst watching a spy film.

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The Flood / Re: I found Mr. P
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:42:22 PM »
For the foreseeable future I don't think I'll be able to part with all of the meatbag components just yet.
You have to take these opportunities as and when they present themselves too, plus there is the whole deal where lots of minor surgeries isn't as risky as a straight up brain transplant <_<

Aaaaaand most unfortunate of all is the robophobia most meatbags have (In recognition of their inferiority) so it might make being a shrink rather difficult if I don't have a human face. So it might have to be subtle augmetics for a while there, unless they can do a synthetic version of 'leatherface' which could either be great and nobody would no the difference or would end up with me being sectioned <_<
Personally I would never see myself going full robot. Like the furthest I would go to is the cybernetic enhancement, kinda like Android 18. Imma go beat me some monkeys.
It's understandable <.<

I would at least want to vaguely appear human whilst I'm practising psychology, but if the future is less prejudiced about getting treatment from a computer screen or a pile of machinery then I should be fine to start looking like a techpriest.
Techpriest? Why not going the Robocop route? You have the human face, heart and brain but have everything be mechanical.

Part man. Part machine. All Mod.


Except Robocop looked like there was nobody home <_<
And a human heart is terribly inefficient >.>
A brain is the only truly necessary part of the body, for now at least.

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The Flood / Re: I found Mr. P
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:32:23 PM »
For the foreseeable future I don't think I'll be able to part with all of the meatbag components just yet.
You have to take these opportunities as and when they present themselves too, plus there is the whole deal where lots of minor surgeries isn't as risky as a straight up brain transplant <_<

Aaaaaand most unfortunate of all is the robophobia most meatbags have (In recognition of their inferiority) so it might make being a shrink rather difficult if I don't have a human face. So it might have to be subtle augmetics for a while there, unless they can do a synthetic version of 'leatherface' which could either be great and nobody would no the difference or would end up with me being sectioned <_<
Personally I would never see myself going full robot. Like the furthest I would go to is the cybernetic enhancement, kinda like Android 18. Imma go beat me some monkeys.
It's understandable <.<

I would at least want to vaguely appear human whilst I'm practising psychology, but if the future is less prejudiced about getting treatment from a computer screen or a pile of machinery then I should be fine to start looking like a techpriest.

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The Flood / Re: I found Mr. P
« on: April 03, 2015, 05:23:07 PM »
For the foreseeable future I don't think I'll be able to part with all of the meatbag components just yet.
You have to take these opportunities as and when they present themselves too, plus there is the whole deal where lots of minor surgeries isn't as risky as a straight up brain transplant <_<

Aaaaaand most unfortunate of all is the robophobia most meatbags have (In recognition of their inferiority) so it might make being a shrink rather difficult if I don't have a human face. So it might have to be subtle augmetics for a while there, unless they can do a synthetic version of 'leatherface' which could either be great and nobody would no the difference or would end up with me being sectioned <_<

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I think I'd have to go with Shaft <_<

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Gaming / Re: Did anyone here actually care about Quantum Break?
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:24:44 PM »
But guiz there's a tv series along with it. Gamers love tv.

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Sounds great, makes it even easier to test GMO crops because there isn't any risk of them escaping to breed in the wild and become a dominant plant life in the region etc.

One problem I see with a vertical factory farm, is that means it's a nice juicy target for some jihadi nutcase who wants to fuck the food supply for an entire city in one blow. It's a bit hard to wage jihad on a field of wheat, but a skyscraper of wheat is a much more attractive prospect. If it's instead a large number of smaller factory farms it should be fine, the kuffirs can still eat like pigs.

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Serious / Re: Would you rather convert or die?
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:55:40 AM »
If it was rastafarianism, maybe I'd understand...

I also don't know what the hell a necromonger is, but I assumed it had something to do with Islam...

Edit:
I guess not. Ummm. Whatever, then. If it's Islamic extremists, then yeah, peace out.
If it's... I don't fucking know. I hate vague questions.
Necromonger was a bit of a joke.

They are from the Riddick universe, a massive army that rampages through the universe converting everyone in their path (Or killing them) until they reach the 'underverse'. Obviously we wouldn't have something like that appear in our world, hence the ISIS caliphate comparison as well.

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The Flood / Re: So some nigger made a Monster explode at work today
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:52:27 AM »
This totally wasn't me.

At all.
Would I do something like that?

Spoiler
ALLAHU SNACKBAR

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The Flood / Re: My head hurts
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:10:00 PM »
Step 1. Open a window a crack
Step 2. Drink some water
Step 3. Turn off all the lights
Step 4. Lie down and try not to do anything

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Serious / Would you rather convert or die?
« on: April 02, 2015, 06:58:53 PM »
So say that one day the Necromongers roll into town, or ISIS sets up their caliphate or some other shitty scenario. You are rounded up into your village hall, where a deacon gives you all the choice, you can convert to this religion/sect or you can be executed.

It's a quick clean death, as far as executions go. Bullet to the back of the head, high calibre so you won't be surviving it.

Do you convert to this new religion and survive or do you spit at the deacon and tell him and the rest of his kind to find an inventive way of performing congress with their mothers?

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This isn't a part of the Haram jokes, forced conversions are abhorrent and that goes without saying. I'm just curious as to what sort of convictions people here hold <.<

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Honestly, I'd probably just convert. I value my life more than objecting to paying lip service to some deity that might not exist. If I was religious, I expect that I'd have stronger feelings about this though or if I was a hardline atheist I might too <.<

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