Why don't they give all the waste foods to a foodbank or charity again?

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 15, 2015, 03:17:57 PM

I think that's looking into it a little too deeply though, it's poking fun at the stereotype of the evil bloodsucking tory rather than going 'David Cameron is actually eating children at the weekends'

And I'd say you see the same shit on both sides to an extent, the endless coverage of milibum looking like a twonk whilst eating that bacon sandwich for example. Or Nick Clegg's 'I'm Sorry' remix. The party in power is the one that gets the most flak/parodies, when Bliar was in power people were laying into his bullshit with just as much vigour.

But the point is some people do actually think the Tories are bloodsuckers. It's not that they just think their policies aren't beneficial, they actually think them intentionally malicious. Making fun of Miliband, Clegg or Blair is different; two got shafted for looking either incompetent or untrustworthy, and the other was shafted for being a fucking showman. But, in most instances, the whole parties they were part of were not cast in the same light and those criticisms are all valid.

I mean, come on, when's the last time people injured police officers or put graffiti on a war memorial because they didn't like Labour or the Liberal Democrats.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-11877034

5 years ago thereabouts, a bunch of students acted like chimps over the tuition fee rise. I'd say a fair amount of them were pissed at the libdems for either lying or kotowing to the tory demand.

In terms of the malice though, it's not hard to see why people might think that given how ATOS treated the disabled courtesy of IDS's disability 'reforms' or how there has been a vast increase in the number of people needing to use foodbanks, or how the sale of royal mail went. It's not all just 'ayy the evul tories mate, they tryna take the milk from the babies' cause they already did that way back when under thatcher lol.

The people making cuts are nearly always unpopular, which is to be expected really, the idea that they are doing it as a bunch of self serving slimy little shits tends to stem part from the boogeyman and part from them actually doing it.

Aaaaand they made him a martyr, GG.

HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?

lol

Ehh I wouldn't worry too much though, the BNP had a few seats at one point and they fell into obscurity quite quickly. If it gets to UKIP levels of support where other parties start bending over backwards to reclaim the voters they lost then I'd be worried.

What happens if there is a bit of debris in space that goes flying towards the sail? <.<

Undoubtedly.

And yet, here is another prime example of one.

This user in question, who was it?

PM the name if you don't want to post it publicly.

Translation time!

''when ur out with the lads partys buzzing fair raving smashed off yer tits strolling down the streets of manchester eyed up and down by lass' you know they lovin it eye em back yeah would prob nosh on ur nob for a fiver slags banter is strong right laugh no rest for the dick head  and ur mate johnson whose an absolute ledge got munchies after a few j's get take away fuckin love me garlic mayo they got curry house paki food dunno lads u fukcin what mate and andy the archbishop of banterbury says "ay lads how about a cheeky nandos?" "lets smash it" top night''

+++Translating+++

When you are out with your male friends at a partying event involving loud music and intoxicants, then find yourself walking down the streets of Baghdad you are being evaluated as a potential customer by a prostitute who would perform a lewd act for £5. Her verbal ripostes are very humorous and provide no respite for your friend (referred to affectionately as a 'dickhead' in an ironic manner) then your friend Johnson who is a well renowned and respected member of your group begins to get hungry, possibly as a result of cannabis consumption. After a few minutes they discuss purchasing a takeaway (Fast food to be consumed off the premises) and the speaker then proclaims his affection for garlic mayonnaise and discusses how there is also Anglicized-Indian cuisine with an owner of pakistani descent, he then queries his friends as to what other nutritional options exist on the high street when a third friend, Andrew, (Affectionately referred to here as the archbishop of banterbury, a tongue in cheek comparison between his linguistic duelling skills and the head of the church of england) suggests they eat food at Nando's restaurant, with the nickname Cheeky Nandos as a part of a social media based forced meme among degenerates. He then concludes his speech with a proclamation to 'thoroughly enjoy their time' and finally states that it was indeed a splendid evening.

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 14, 2015, 02:16:53 PM

Is it an oversight? Probably

One which presumably shouldn't happen under the watch of an omnipotent God? I mean, in all his infinite power, could he not have given us a system of stellar energy which wouldn't give us skin cancer if we're exposed for too long?

Hmm, well I suppose that comes down to whether god is actually meant to be omnipotent/scient/benevolent as opposed to just being a creator.

I wonder if yanks can actually understand that paragraph or not.

A switcheroo for ya <.<

This thread needs to be locked because of the whole 'threads protesting actions go in the Septagon board' thing, but I'm going to unlock the other thread because I don't think it really needs a lock, provided people don't just completely spam it shitless with navy seals <_<

I'm still not sure if Chally/Goots bongarongs are serious or not.

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 14, 2015, 10:03:54 AM

Quote from: Flee on May 14, 2015, 09:47:36 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 13, 2015, 08:22:35 PM

Noob teleport attack spam = best

God fucking dammit I was just about to post that. Up down Y or something, no?

Yeah something like that, you teabag then teleport.

I don't have fighting games myself but my friend has a few, so when I go over to his we sometimes play <.<

Soul Calibre something 4/5/6?
Knightmare heavy sword slam spam (Triangle Triangle Triangle = Perfection)
Non violence is best violence, made a gandhi looking fellow and did nothing but lurk near the edge of the ring and throw him out.
Then for MK I spammed noob's teleport beatup and lizardman's sideways jump kick shit.

Funny as fuck because he plays them quite a lot and I just straight up button spam and win e.e

Ever played Soul Calibur 2? Definitely the best one. The Gamecube version had Link from Zelda, being the cheapest character in the entire game. Link had a certain move that allowed him to block an attack and use the forward momentum of his opponent to just sidestep and send him flying. My friend beat almost the entire game on the hardest difficulty without taking a single hit by just waiting near the ledge while blocking and then throwing the opponents out of the ring.

Good times, but so cheap in actual matches.

I don't think I did >.>

Sounds like a right laugh though.

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 13, 2015, 08:22:35 PM

Noob teleport attack spam = best

God fucking dammit I was just about to post that. Up down Y or something, no?

Yeah something like that, you teabag then teleport.

I don't have fighting games myself but my friend has a few, so when I go over to his we sometimes play <.<

Soul Calibre something 4/5/6?
Knightmare heavy sword slam spam (Triangle Triangle Triangle = Perfection)
Non violence is best violence, made a gandhi looking fellow and did nothing but lurk near the edge of the ring and throw him out.
Then for MK I spammed noob's teleport beatup and lizardman's sideways jump kick shit.

Funny as fuck because he plays them quite a lot and I just straight up button spam and win e.e