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The Flood / Re: Weeb Elections
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:31:45 PM »


Mongrels, bow before your one and only king.

Nigga don't make me get Lancelot to kick your ass again
As funny as Bezerker is, Mister Mongrels could wipe the floor with him in a heartbeat.

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Gaming / Re: Steam Summer Sale Starts Today
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:30:26 PM »
Welp that's one hobo down and one valkyria chronicles purchased.

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The Flood / Re: Your Post Count is Now Your Lifespan... In Years
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:29:01 PM »
Well if only I'd shitposted a little more, I'd live to see 10,000.


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The Flood / Re: Speaking of thirsty people riding the cringe train.
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:26:55 PM »
lawdy

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The Flood / Re: Weeb Elections
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:18:14 PM »
oh

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The Flood / Re: Weeb Elections
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:06:15 PM »


JESUS IS MY KING

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The Flood / Re: The cringe train has no breaks
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:25:53 PM »
god, male thirst knows no bounds. most powerful force in the universe

get  him to send a pic of himself covered in pancake syrup
I'd rather not go to prison.
Zen will do it
Then we all go to prison for knowing zen ::)
use your pseudo-science powers
Ohh, yes.

I can use my psychic powers to throw someone else under the bus!

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The Flood / Re: The cringe train has no breaks
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:20:19 PM »
god, male thirst knows no bounds. most powerful force in the universe

get  him to send a pic of himself covered in pancake syrup
I'd rather not go to prison.
Zen will do it
Then we all go to prison for knowing zen ::)

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:24:48 PM »
Congratulations

I'll be sure to give you plenty of practice๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
How kind of you

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The Flood / Re: GoT season finale still leaked
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:24:10 PM »
RIP in potato

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:08:54 PM »
I'm out of your jurisdiction, dough.

For now mein freund, for now.

There is nothing to say that shrinks cannot work overseas though <______<

But which sea will you be crossing over to catch me, my fraund?
Whichever one I need to >_>

And by that I mean stay on dry land and send a synthetic in my stead <_<

What if I like living in more aquatic climes?
A synthetic still <_<

I don't like flying, or water >_>

So, what happens if I splash it?
<__________<

You would be convicted of tech-heresy and turned into soylent green.

*Splash*


Have you got a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, The Omnissiah?

BLOOD  FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Back in the good old days, I was an enthusiastic little zerker >_>
Not so much now, times have changed <.<

I'm much too disorganized to follow anything other than one of the Chaos Gods.
As long as it's not slaanesh, we won't have a problem <_<

But he hot, tho
And into the warp it goes.

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:59:13 PM »
I'm out of your jurisdiction, dough.

For now mein freund, for now.

There is nothing to say that shrinks cannot work overseas though <______<

But which sea will you be crossing over to catch me, my fraund?
Whichever one I need to >_>

And by that I mean stay on dry land and send a synthetic in my stead <_<

What if I like living in more aquatic climes?
A synthetic still <_<

I don't like flying, or water >_>

So, what happens if I splash it?
<__________<

You would be convicted of tech-heresy and turned into soylent green.

*Splash*


Have you got a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, The Omnissiah?

BLOOD  FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Back in the good old days, I was an enthusiastic little zerker >_>
Not so much now, times have changed <.<

I'm much too disorganized to follow anything other than one of the Chaos Gods.
As long as it's not slaanesh, we won't have a problem <_<

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:41:03 PM »
I'm out of your jurisdiction, dough.

For now mein freund, for now.

There is nothing to say that shrinks cannot work overseas though <______<

But which sea will you be crossing over to catch me, my fraund?
Whichever one I need to >_>

And by that I mean stay on dry land and send a synthetic in my stead <_<

What if I like living in more aquatic climes?
A synthetic still <_<

I don't like flying, or water >_>

So, what happens if I splash it?
<__________<

You would be convicted of tech-heresy and turned into soylent green.

*Splash*


Have you got a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, The Omnissiah?

BLOOD  FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Back in the good old days, I was an enthusiastic little zerker >_>
Not so much now, times have changed <.<

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The Flood / Re: OH MY GOD OW
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:36:38 PM »
Allah is striking you down for your sins

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:36:09 PM »
Ohh

Funnily enough that's the job I'm shooting for.

Well I can only wish the best of luck to you, but seeing as you are one of the more favoured mods of this madhouse I think you can safely say you're in for a career.
If the patients are half as much work as some of the good people of Sep7agooks, I'll be happy.

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:35:11 PM »
I'm out of your jurisdiction, dough.

For now mein freund, for now.

There is nothing to say that shrinks cannot work overseas though <______<

But which sea will you be crossing over to catch me, my fraund?
Whichever one I need to >_>

And by that I mean stay on dry land and send a synthetic in my stead <_<

What if I like living in more aquatic climes?
A synthetic still <_<

I don't like flying, or water >_>

So, what happens if I splash it?
<__________<

You would be convicted of tech-heresy and turned into soylent green.

*Splash*


Have you got a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, The Omnissiah?

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:31:03 PM »
Wait...
What if you've been shadowing the clinically insane this whole time?
Well I can't exactly shadow my own shadow...

>_>

My only concern is that one of these good folks sees the crazy and puts me in the back of the van rather than riding shotgun <_<
Nah you'd be alright.

You'd be the sorta intermediary between crazies and sane people, to tell what level of fucked they are so they can recieve care, pumped with drugs, lobotimised, etc.
Ohh

Funnily enough that's the job I'm shooting for.

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:30:39 PM »
I'm out of your jurisdiction, dough.

For now mein freund, for now.

There is nothing to say that shrinks cannot work overseas though <______<

But which sea will you be crossing over to catch me, my fraund?
Whichever one I need to >_>

And by that I mean stay on dry land and send a synthetic in my stead <_<

What if I like living in more aquatic climes?
A synthetic still <_<

I don't like flying, or water >_>

So, what happens if I splash it?
<__________<

You would be convicted of tech-heresy and turned into soylent green.

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:25:16 PM »
Wait...
What if you've been shadowing the clinically insane this whole time?
Well I can't exactly shadow my own shadow...

>_>

My only concern is that one of these good folks sees the crazy and puts me in the back of the van rather than riding shotgun <_<

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:22:35 PM »
That's so amazing! Congrats Psy! I know you're going to do great!
Heh thanks <.<

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:13:05 PM »
I'm out of your jurisdiction, dough.

For now mein freund, for now.

There is nothing to say that shrinks cannot work overseas though <______<

But which sea will you be crossing over to catch me, my fraund?
Whichever one I need to >_>

And by that I mean stay on dry land and send a synthetic in my stead <_<

What if I like living in more aquatic climes?
A synthetic still <_<

I don't like flying, or water >_>

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:01:43 PM »
I'm out of your jurisdiction, dough.

For now mein freund, for now.

There is nothing to say that shrinks cannot work overseas though <______<

But which sea will you be crossing over to catch me, my fraund?
Whichever one I need to >_>

And by that I mean stay on dry land and send a synthetic in my stead <_<

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 05:30:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 03:47:07 PM »
I'm your favorite poster right? <3?!
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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 03:44:40 PM »
XB1 when?
SoonTM

I need the jerb that pays money for that, so it's basically just waiting until the shop rings me up and says they have a shift for me <.<

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It never worked in the first place, weebshit. Psychology is a scam.

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Serious / Re: Black People vs Niggers
« on: June 11, 2015, 03:27:00 PM »
I see more anti-liberal and libertarian circlejerking than I do liberal bias, honestly.
Especially libertarian shit. Fuck me.

i'm talking like ultra-liberal, feminazi, trigger-warning-label using liberals.
Yeah it's a bit of a joke because there was a bit of complaining a few months ago (more like 6 now) about the liberal bias in serious. Which there wasn't but a certain former user complained incessantly about it <.<

I still can't help laughing when someone says libertarianism though, but maybe that's just me being a statist shill.

I like this, because it can be applied to all sorts of things. Like homosexuals vs. faggots. I'm cool with homosexuals, but I hate faggots.

Try getting away with saying that in a left-dominated forum.
But don't you know about the rampant liberal bias in this board?
We're rampant anti-statists and anti-religious-doctrine libertarian circlejerkers. Get it fucking right.

Speak for yourself, statism is a wonderful thing.
have fun licking boots and paying 75% income taxes, statist shill.
Licking rubber was deemed unhygienic and carcinogenic and so that's outlawed actually.

And it's 80% income tax.

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 03:25:54 PM »
you're gonna get folks sent off to mental asylums on islands not visible on the map and fuck with their minds. i fucking know it

this is shutter island irl
<______<

Congratulations gootsby, you've won the monthly free prize draw!
It's a free trip to the isle of white* where you get free food and drinks and a comfy bed with room service and everything!

*Not affiliated with the isle of wight.

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The Flood / Re: Good News Everyone! Mk.II
« on: June 11, 2015, 03:23:52 PM »
LOL YOU WON'T GET PAID FOR STUDYING AND INTERNING ANYTHING OTHER THAN STEM.
oh

Well it's a good thing that there are a lot of gullible people out there with fake problems that can be treated by pseudoscience then.

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