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The Flood / Re: Long long ago on a forum far far away...
« on: July 02, 2015, 11:53:51 AM »
Hey Psy
Spoiler
Go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yourself.

Lenny is thankfully still halal.

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The Flood / Re: Long long ago on a forum far far away...
« on: July 02, 2015, 11:53:22 AM »
pls respond
(´・ω・`)
Let's just not even go there.

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The Flood / Long long ago on a forum far far away...
« on: July 02, 2015, 11:38:10 AM »
I once read a post by a certain user, where he stated just how much he hated :)

It took a few years for it to dawn on me, but now I too hate that infernal fucking emoticon.

:D - is fine, it's a bit too enthusiastic for my liking but eh I can live with it
:P - is either creepy as fuck or cheeky, neither of which are endearing
;) - Like a creepier version of :)
;p - kys
;d - FAST
:d - FAST
:^) - used to be funny, now it's cringey. Funny how that works innit.
XD t4r
xdddddd - 12 year old spotted, inb4das

I could go on but the one that really pisses me off the most is :)
Because it seems so sickly sweet and smug or clingy or wtfe

But yes so discuss your first world hatreds ITT

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The Flood / Re: Wut the FUK
« on: July 02, 2015, 10:58:22 AM »
>tfw you have yet to meet another authoritarian
;-;


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The Flood / Re: Why Do Scrubs Cat Call?
« on: July 02, 2015, 10:55:01 AM »
It's just bad manners, which are unfortunately all too common.

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The Flood / Re: Just saw the first episode of Breaking Bad
« on: July 02, 2015, 07:45:13 AM »
Lord of the Rings
what about it

it only needed ~9 hours to tell its entire story, right? still regarded as one of the best series ever
not counting the hobbit films

(i haven't seen any of them though)
Prolly like 12 hours, tbh.
Fellowship was a cool movie, that's it. RotK was horribly drug out.
Who gives a shit about the pelennor fields, let's have MORE SAM AND FRODO!

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The Flood / Re: Just saw the first episode of Breaking Bad
« on: July 02, 2015, 07:40:05 AM »
There's also Better Call Saul (the spinoff) which is on par with Breaking Bad.
I prefer it >_>

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The Flood / Re: Just saw the first episode of Breaking Bad
« on: July 02, 2015, 07:39:48 AM »
It was alright, not a bad show but not my favourite.

Highlights include
Breakfast
YouTube

Mike
Hank
Saul
Tuco
Fring
Hector
Brock and the magic beans
and of course Walt.

Lowest points include
Anything with Jesse
Anything with Skyler
Anything that mentions Skyler
Kinda spoiler, nothing show ruining mind you but this makes said person worse than joffrey
SKYLER'S STUPID FUCKING FACE SMOKING WHILST PREGNANT o.e
FlynnLOL Walt Jr. Starts off alright but by the end he can join his mum in a shallow grave for all I care
Heroin lady
Basically the whole season of heroin lady, I put that on par with Dexter S5 for having the most irritating characters imaginable.
Jesse Crying
Jesse Crying again
Jesse Crying yet again
Lydia and all that groucho marx shit
How it ended*

*Major spoilers, duh
safety spoiler
I don't mind walt dying, that's fine but seeing the whiny little shit live whilst literally everyone worth the air they breathe kicks the bucket rubbed me the wrong way

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing tonight?
« on: July 02, 2015, 07:32:00 AM »
Witcher 3 I imagine

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The Flood / Re: Volkswagen robot kills technician
« on: July 02, 2015, 07:29:51 AM »
So first we have google's AI being flat out racist, now we have robots killing the meatbags...

The day of the Omnissiah's arrival grows near ;-;
Repent or die sinners, the machines will crush all the fleshsacks into a delicious nutritious paste to feed to the menials <_<

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Gaming / Re: Most memorable speeches in games?
« on: July 02, 2015, 07:28:06 AM »


ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Spoiler
Can't think of any proper ones at the moment <.<

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The Flood / Re: Lemon is now famous on Bnet
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:31:34 AM »
It's approaching the point where the use of any proper noun results in a hyperlink to an error page that contains zero useful information.
I don't understand why the dev team can't just exclude those links on OffTopic and all the other forums Desticles don't frequent for game support... I doubt it would be to terribly hard to test to see what board a post is in before putting it in.
Probably because that requires either effort or finesse <_<

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The Flood / Re: Lemon is now famous on Bnet
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:02:44 AM »
It's approaching the point where the use of any proper noun results in a hyperlink to an error page that contains zero useful information.

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The Flood / Re: Well, why do sisters exist?
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:34:53 PM »
Have you people never pissed on the lawn because the bathroom's occupied forever?
Sometimes I do even when it's not.
Pikey
Hey, I told you fucks before, don't associate me with Kiyo, call me a potato eating cunt if you need to, but I'm not a pikey.
mate you are a proper pikey
>He thinks he has a right to insult someone while he fucks a goat
too far ; - ;
I hope you have a pension because good luck with your career after that.

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The Flood / Re: How much do you curse in a normal conversation
« on: July 01, 2015, 02:44:23 PM »
Hmm, a bit too often but thankfully I can switch between vocab-sets easily enough that I don't accidentally yell out 'chode-yodelling thundercunt' infront of my grandma.

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The Flood / Re: Coffee or Tea?
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:46:23 AM »
Tea <_<

God Save the Queen bitches.
She likes Coffee, Psy.
Silence blasphemer.

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The Flood / Re: So I went out today with my friends
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:38:11 AM »
Yesterday was 'Get up, do laundry, play witcher, go to work, get home, go to bed'
Today is 'Get up, do laundry, play witcher, play denshitty, go to bed'

yolo

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Gaming / Re: post your load orders
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:32:30 AM »
>no KillableChildren.esp=1

Killablechildren yourself

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The Flood / Re: Coffee or Tea?
« on: July 01, 2015, 07:41:51 AM »
Tea <_<

God Save the Queen bitches.

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The Flood / Re: Sup /b/, I mean Sep7, name my band
« on: June 30, 2015, 07:34:42 PM »
Cringe crew
I like this one as well. It indicates that my band cause such profound emotions that it is visible to see.
Faggots United
pls, no homophobia, let love win my ese.
Chlorine Bomb
Is this name supposed to be representative of how explosively powerful my band's music is?
More how exposure causes your lungs to fill up with ooze and makes you drown in it <_<
Ah, so our music is going to be so good people will drown in it?
YouTube

Sort of <_<

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The Flood / Re: Sup /b/, I mean Sep7, name my band
« on: June 30, 2015, 07:32:05 PM »
Cringe crew
I like this one as well. It indicates that my band cause such profound emotions that it is visible to see.
Faggots United
pls, no homophobia, let love win my ese.
Chlorine Bomb
Is this name supposed to be representative of how explosively powerful my band's music is?
More how exposure causes your lungs to fill up with ooze and makes you drown in it <_<

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The Flood / Re: Sup /b/, I mean Sep7, name my band
« on: June 30, 2015, 07:15:13 PM »
Chlorine Bomb

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The Flood / Re: Brits are the niggers of Europe.
« on: June 30, 2015, 04:40:07 PM »
YOO FOKIN WOT M8 OIL CUT YER FOKIN GUTS AHHHT YEH CUNT
FOKIN COME GET SOME YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTUD

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The Flood / Re: Who is the most despicable villain in ASOIAF?
« on: June 29, 2015, 07:45:07 PM »
For the show it's the donkey faced terminator from tarth, for the books it's pretty hard to beat how nasty joffrey was.

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The Flood / Re: Would this place show up in a background check?
« on: June 29, 2015, 06:57:52 PM »
But seriously though, I'm legit worried and actually feel sick from this
The government gave me security clearance and access to a facility with billions of dollars worth of tools, equipment, and aircraft.

Once again for emphasis, Das of all people got cleared by the yank guburmunt.
You'll be fine working for Tescos or burkasRus provided you make a zombie facebook account. Remove anything remotely personal, lock that shit down so that you have to be friends for people to know you've sneezed and the like and you should be fine.

Failing that convert to islam and then claim discrimination when they don't hire you/fire you.

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Gaming / Re: What's your name going to be in Fallout 4?
« on: June 29, 2015, 06:41:44 PM »
I imagine I'll derp around seeing what names they recorded before settling on Sir Allister Tenpenny II

Ready to rid the city of boston of any and all Americlaps to avenge the horrific events 500 years past.

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Serious / Re: I'm not saying it's racism, but...
« on: June 29, 2015, 06:36:54 PM »
Yank politics is very... boorish though <.<
Screaming like chimps and howling like jackals at each other when they talk ._.
Hey now. We have nothing like the prime minister's question time.
Someone yelled out 'you lie' during a state of a union address and we about beheaded him.
A fair point, PMQ is an utter farce <_<

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Serious / Re: I'm not saying it's racism, but...
« on: June 29, 2015, 05:40:41 PM »
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/

Just saying but bush was not exactly given a free ride >.>

Yank politics is very... boorish though <.<
Screaming like chimps and howling like jackals at each other when they talk ._.

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The Flood / Re: There can't really be 40 guests on right now.
« on: June 29, 2015, 04:41:11 PM »
It's a split between Indexing bots and real human beans, so like when we have 100+ guests it's usually because google and baidu are scanning and archiving the latest threads but a notable number are still normal lurkers <.<

*badoo
No not the haramvert, baidu is chinese google.

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