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Serious / Re: Is Bernie Sanders lying, or just stupid?
« on: September 03, 2015, 11:30:20 AM »
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The fuck is this shit
I'm not sure it's just appearing after posts in serious now.

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Gaming / Re: The Halo books are a joke.
« on: September 03, 2015, 10:25:19 AM »
Now I'm just saying, but there are very few books in this world that I didn't enjoy reading/bother finishing.

Mein Kampfy Brick is one, Cryptum is the other.

Drier than the Sahara and full of Forerunner bollocks.

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Serious / Re: Is Bernie Sanders lying, or just stupid?
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:02:15 AM »
You know he has to try and sell his platform to yanks right?

The race of humanoids that shit themselves with fury and fear at the mere mention of socialism. Baby steps, baby steps.

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Gaming / Re: Ice-T sort of apologises for Law and Order's #Gamergate episode
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:56:39 AM »


Wassup you unbelieving kuffir bastuds

if you women like, don't get the fuck out of like, our video games like, i'll level up and cut yer fokin ed off

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The Flood / Re: Take your posts and divide them by 500
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:12:12 AM »
Ha jokes on you, I have no legs.

oh

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News / Re: Community Feedback
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:04:57 AM »
D) I don't think psy should be a mod. He uses dirty REEEEEod bot tricks on Metro, and he's not trustworthy.
I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

And there is nothing wrong with REEOD bots <_<

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 06:17:50 PM »
The Omnisha is dispreased! You can easily fix this by playing some games with me.
Oho a shamefurl dispray
What platforms do you have?
I have Wii,PC & a Xbone I rarely ever use >.>
Spoiler
I also woke up feeling burpy, I might have taken it away from you mashalla brother.
Ayy lmao, do you have BF4 on the Xbone?
If you do, we should pray.
I do actually that's why I got excited when you said you had BF4 for the Etsbax.
Ohoh most groriousu desu.

Hmm, I have work tomorrow morning but that's bong morning so chances are I'd be back home before yanks are awake. I can't remember if you were in yank or groriousnippon time but yeh, what works for you?
うい かん きる ざ ふあがと がいじん です。
Yank timesan I live in commiefornia, I have class at 12 but I can wake up earlier so we can have lotso time to pray
うぇ うぃる まけ で ふぃるち がいじん ぱい

Yee, well if you are up in the morning then i'll be back from work at that sort of time, cause 12pm commie = 7/8pm bong.

その とおり です
No Tori?
れめむべる の がいじん
Sono toori = exactly/it shall be so

actual gook for once lol

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 04:58:16 PM »
The Omnisha is dispreased! You can easily fix this by playing some games with me.
Oho a shamefurl dispray
What platforms do you have?
I have Wii,PC & a Xbone I rarely ever use >.>
Spoiler
I also woke up feeling burpy, I might have taken it away from you mashalla brother.
Ayy lmao, do you have BF4 on the Xbone?
If you do, we should pray.
I do actually that's why I got excited when you said you had BF4 for the Etsbax.
Ohoh most groriousu desu.

Hmm, I have work tomorrow morning but that's bong morning so chances are I'd be back home before yanks are awake. I can't remember if you were in yank or groriousnippon time but yeh, what works for you?
うい かん きる ざ ふあがと がいじん です。
Yank timesan I live in commiefornia, I have class at 12 but I can wake up earlier so we can have lotso time to pray
うぇ うぃる まけ で ふぃるち がいじん ぱい

Yee, well if you are up in the morning then i'll be back from work at that sort of time, cause 12pm commie = 7/8pm bong.

その とおり です

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to see who really cares...
« on: September 02, 2015, 04:45:39 PM »
The spoiler isn't for the corpses btw, it's the disgusting creature in the foreground.

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 04:29:38 PM »
The Omnisha is dispreased! You can easily fix this by playing some games with me.
Oho a shamefurl dispray
What platforms do you have?
I have Wii,PC & a Xbone I rarely ever use >.>
Spoiler
I also woke up feeling burpy, I might have taken it away from you mashalla brother.
Ayy lmao, do you have BF4 on the Xbone?
If you do, we should pray.
I do actually that's why I got excited when you said you had BF4 for the Etsbax.
Ohoh most groriousu desu.

Hmm, I have work tomorrow morning but that's bong morning so chances are I'd be back home before yanks are awake. I can't remember if you were in yank or groriousnippon time but yeh, what works for you?
うい かん きる ざ ふあがと がいじん です。

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 03:57:14 PM »
The Omnisha is dispreased! You can easily fix this by playing some games with me.
Oho a shamefurl dispray
What platforms do you have?
I have Wii,PC & a Xbone I rarely ever use >.>
Spoiler
I also woke up feeling burpy, I might have taken it away from you mashalla brother.
Ayy lmao, do you have BF4 on the Xbone?
If you do, we should pray.

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 03:56:40 PM »
20 - 1 with an EOD bot


WHO DOES THAT?
Some pleb.

That's not even 40-0.

And then two deaths at the end of the round because I made the enemy platinum mad ;-;

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The Flood / Re: What's the closest you've been to death?
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:53:30 AM »
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<
That, is why you fail.
That is why I don't go near open water <_<
Me neither the ocean is scary. Beach bad.
Yes

FUCK THE OCEAN

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The Flood / Re: What's the closest you've been to death?
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:52:33 AM »
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<
That, is why you fail.
That is why I don't go near open water <_<

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:51:43 AM »
This is a known symptom of shitbucket syndrome
Strange that he only gets it now...
Hmm, well now that I think about it I didn't go into work yesterday and played battlefield instead.

It must be to do with that.

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The Flood / Re: Last Movie Seen in Theaters
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:34:12 AM »
I can't quite remember but I think it was Expendables 3, I don't go very often.

It was alright, but they toned down the violence way too fucking much for it to be worth watching twice. If the inevitable 4th one isn't an 18 or maybe a 15 at a push - I doubt I'll bother with Disney levels of violence in an action movie.

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The Flood / Re: Words to live by thread
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:24:23 AM »
Die as you Lived.

Knee deep in a pool of blood surrounded by corpses of children ;x;

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:18:00 AM »
yeah you did it on the mic you little faggot
I sarry ;-;

If it's any consolation I was feeling rather unwell yesterday, but the battlefield calls <_<
it's okay fellow mojahed hope you're feeling better today
Thank you brother, somewhat yes but I don't think work is going to make me feel even better now. Bleh. Tomorrow is gonna be a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:15:31 AM »
Welcome to my world, hombre. Fuckin' candidiasis bloats me like a blimp even though I look more like a pole.


ftr activated charcoal can really help with gas. Idk if they would have any marketed for that over there in bongland though.
Hmm, I've not seen any around before but it might be worth looking at <.<

Jump around a bit, should loosen the air that's slowly being released.

Also, wtf have you been eating? Coke and Mentos?
One would have thought so given the rate of burping <_<

It seems to have died down now that I've slept on it, so I'm guessing I just accidentally made a chemistry set in my stomach with something lol

The Omnisha is dispreased! You can easily fix this by playing some games with me.
Oho a shamefurl dispray
What platforms do you have?

Uncontrollably burping every minute yep sounds like a minor tic=mild ocd=Low serotonin=depressed fgt
Well given that I have been for pushing three years now, and this burping only started and ended yesterday I think it was another cause <.<

+++

Some of you live with your minds in the gutters <_<
Absolutely Haram.

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:10:51 AM »
yeah you did it on the mic you little faggot
I sarry ;-;

If it's any consolation I was feeling rather unwell yesterday, but the battlefield calls <_<

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The Flood / Re: What's the closest you've been to death?
« on: September 02, 2015, 07:05:22 AM »
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<
Damnit Psy you're not supposed to swim straight back if you get swept out to sea you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore.
Well nobody deigned to inform five year old me of this <_<

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:31:32 PM »
how to stop it?
kill yourself.
oh deer, well that would be a bit unhelpful you see because i'ma rathe r busy person

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:18:27 PM »
thats what you get for sleeping before i got to play with you guys
i sarry

I'm working tomorrow but thursday afternoon/evening I have off so we could plei then

*Pats back*
Thank you

That's actually a symptom of throat cancer. I'm sorry.
oh deer

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The Flood / I can't stop burping, please halp.
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:12:25 PM »
Alright so this is a weird one but for the last 12 or so hours, maybe a bit longer I've been burping every minute like clockwork. It's kind of just... irritating.

Does anyone have any idea what might be causing this/and or how to stop it?
I'm gonna try some gaviscon shortly and that might do it, but bleh. halp pls.

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The Flood / Re: What's the closest you've been to death?
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:09:12 PM »
I got half swept out to sea once, I was at the beach in a ring and I sort of dozed off whilst looking skywards...

Next thing I know the battleship that was a long way off from the beach was quite a lot closer and the beach was quite far away <.<

So I had to like, paddle back with my legs tucked up near the ring because I didn't want to get eaten by a shark/stung by a jellyfish/eaten by a shark. Oh and Sharks, did I mention that too? Ugh. I got back to the beach fine/eventually but god damn that's why I hate open water so much <.<

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4 Summer Patch is out
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:42:13 PM »
Just hit C100 on the Xbone, so that's a combined rank of like 230 now... <_<

Dd you have a 360 account or something?
Yeah, hit 65 before moving to the PS4. Then I went back and rounded it off to a hundred, with a couple of alts factored in it's probably 240 ish really

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4 Summer Patch is out
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:26:31 PM »
Just hit C100 on the Xbone, so that's a combined rank of like 230 now... <_<

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4 Summer Patch is out
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:10:24 PM »
So I think I'm like, the worst person alive today.

I picked up the AMR and stood on the roof overlooking their parachute spawn on obliteration and I was just shooting them out of the sky e.e

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Gaming / Re: Tropes vs. Women in Video Games: Women as Reward
« on: September 01, 2015, 03:51:15 PM »
Lock Requested.

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The Flood / Re: There's nothing morally wrong with pushing the red button
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:30:01 PM »
If you were born a psychopathic killer you wouldn't see that what you were doing was wrong due to your inheritance and perspective.


I just want to know what kind of infant has the cognitive capability to even be a psychopath.
Quote/reply to me so I remember to answer that one when I get back <.<

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