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5641
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:35:18 PM »
I don't think the newbies will trust a wibbly weebly
Trusting me never ends well.
The bodies in my garden attest to that.
Good thing that you're a cripple.
I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF BITCH
I'd punt you across the pitch before you had the opportunity to do that.
We'll call it a draw then.
We aren't going to have a repeat of 1812 lad. Murruca is going to win this one.
Very well. Before this showdown I'm going on an unexplained trip to germany for two weeks. Then we fight <_<
5642
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:30:46 PM »
I don't think the newbies will trust a wibbly weebly
Trusting me never ends well.
The bodies in my garden attest to that.
Good thing that you're a cripple.
I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF BITCH
I'd punt you across the pitch before you had the opportunity to do that.
We'll call it a draw then.
5643
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:29:42 PM »
Jesus christ what on earth...
locked as requested...
._.
5644
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:28:22 PM »
I don't think the newbies will trust a wibbly weebly
Trusting me never ends well.
The bodies in my garden attest to that.
Good thing that you're a cripple.
I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF BITCH
5645
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:24:22 PM »
I played a single match yesterday and I turned the system off once it was done with. That was one of the most boring things I've played. I've spent a great deal of time looking for someone to kill and it's bullshit that you have to unlock vehicles, weapons and equipment. God forbid the class system stayed in place and the vehicles are located on the map like the other games.
You wot
The vehicles are all located on the map, you have to go and pick them up and call them in.
Finding them is a bitch and if you do find an icon it takes time to get the vehicle and you can get killed during that period. I ended up getting killed at the last second because of that bullshit. Those icons are a retarded design which makes no sense at all. There's no damn good reason why the vehicles couldn't have been handled in the same way Battlefield has them. BF4 and Hardline don't use icons so why should this game when it's the same shit?
They could have been if they were just making a battlefield clone.
If you are getting killed when trying to call something in you have two options.
1. Grab the pickup and jetpack away whilst simultaneously calling it in. You'll land on the ground right as the timer is complete.
2. Bubbleshield that shit and hope they don't have a sniper
The first of the two works 19 times out of 20 (from what I've tried)
I should be using the jetpack to be getting to the vehicle and the shield for defending myself at an objective. I shouldn't have to use equipment just to get inside the damn thing. The vehicles in the game should be easy to spot and easy to get into, not the other way around. Even if you know where the icons are at depending on the location it would be hard to tell if they're still there at a distance. When it comes to the icons they should have been large highlights of them and not small circles. When it comes to entering one the time it takes should be at least the time it takes for Halo.
Send the feedback to DICE then, that's what the beta is for.
1. How?
2. Do they even give a damn and would be likely to make changes? I have no experience with them, so I don't know.
Battlelog is the place to go, just post about it in one of their feedback threads. They obviously don't read each individual post but they'll sift through for general feedback and see what the community thinks is absolutely broken etc. They do fix issues too, it might take them a while but they do actually go through with improving their games post launch. They are still fixing up BF4 and making it better and better two years post launch <_<
5646
« on: October 11, 2015, 05:13:01 PM »
I played a single match yesterday and I turned the system off once it was done with. That was one of the most boring things I've played. I've spent a great deal of time looking for someone to kill and it's bullshit that you have to unlock vehicles, weapons and equipment. God forbid the class system stayed in place and the vehicles are located on the map like the other games.
You wot
The vehicles are all located on the map, you have to go and pick them up and call them in.
Finding them is a bitch and if you do find an icon it takes time to get the vehicle and you can get killed during that period. I ended up getting killed at the last second because of that bullshit. Those icons are a retarded design which makes no sense at all. There's no damn good reason why the vehicles couldn't have been handled in the same way Battlefield has them. BF4 and Hardline don't use icons so why should this game when it's the same shit?
They could have been if they were just making a battlefield clone.
If you are getting killed when trying to call something in you have two options.
1. Grab the pickup and jetpack away whilst simultaneously calling it in. You'll land on the ground right as the timer is complete.
2. Bubbleshield that shit and hope they don't have a sniper
The first of the two works 19 times out of 20 (from what I've tried)
I should be using the jetpack to be getting to the vehicle and the shield for defending myself at an objective. I shouldn't have to use equipment just to get inside the damn thing. The vehicles in the game should be easy to spot and easy to get into, not the other way around. Even if you know where the icons are at depending on the location it would be hard to tell if they're still there at a distance. When it comes to the icons they should have been large highlights of them and not small circles. When it comes to entering one the time it takes should be at least the time it takes for Halo.
Send the feedback to DICE then, that's what the beta is for.
5647
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:21:33 PM »
The air combat is pretty weird, not bad but definitely needs work.
I think the problem is the misleading amount of points/damage, you get 20 2020202020202002020 and it's still alive and the feeling of 'fuck this' starts to settle in. If you are good enough to dogfight it out then that's fine but even I get sick of the fight lasting too long and I just kamikaze their shit to hurry up clearing the skies for the snowspeeders.
5648
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:12:18 PM »
Hmm, well I'm not really a cat person but if subbing the cat for a dog in the hypothetical works then that makes my answer a lot simpler.
For my dog, there isn't any length I wouldn't go to to keep him happy, healthy and alive. If I have the money or even if I didn't have the money, I'd find a way for it to happen.
A few years ago my dog got hit by a car, my retarded hag of a mother decided to take him for a walk whilst she was pissed and I was away staying at my grandparents. She let him off the lead and he ran straight up onto the nearby bypass. Thankfully he lived, which is why my mother is still alive and I'm not in a padded cell cause uhhh well that wouldn't have ended well at the time.
But jesus that was a horrible day, getting a phonecall like that and there is jack shit you can do because you are a hundred miles away.
Putting him down over that though? Never.
5649
« on: October 11, 2015, 11:24:59 AM »
I don't think the newbies will trust a wibbly weebly
Trusting me never ends well.
The bodies in my garden attest to that.
You mean the bodies that aren't there.
What bodies?
5650
« on: October 11, 2015, 11:23:53 AM »
Tigger
Bigger
Trigger
Rigger
Digger
Chinese people.
5651
« on: October 11, 2015, 11:21:58 AM »
I don't think the newbies will trust a wibbly weebly
Trusting me never ends well. The bodies in my garden attest to that.
5652
« on: October 11, 2015, 10:16:19 AM »
You're all cunts.
Spoiler It's just banter m8. gET HIT BY A CAR #banter
5653
« on: October 11, 2015, 10:08:44 AM »
Not me, though. I always mean what I say.
me too
5654
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:47:59 AM »
The fact that this needed a thread astounds me.
This thread is completely serious and not at all a pisstake.
5655
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:21:37 AM »
how2bonglish
Are you like English or something?
yes
5656
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:17:06 AM »
Spoiler in case you couldn't tell Psy is taking the piss
I never take the piss.
That's a quick way to lead to a bladder infection.
Take the piss
Take a piss
one of these involves banter
the other does not
how2bonglish
Speak American, as you should for us kicking your ass in 1776+5
1812
One whitehouse was apparently not enough.
You'd be speaking Nazi if it wasn't for our boys in 1945
You make that sound like it's a bad thing.
5657
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:11:13 AM »
Spoiler in case you couldn't tell Psy is taking the piss
I never take the piss.
That's a quick way to lead to a bladder infection.
Take the piss
Take a piss
one of these involves banter
the other does not
how2bonglish
Speak American, as you should for us kicking your ass in 1776+5
1812 One whitehouse was apparently not enough.
5658
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:10:07 AM »
A new bicycle and a helmet because in bongistan our police officers don't need to be armed to the teeth to have a hope in hell against the sort of deranged eejits who buy enough guns to kit out a third world nation's army.
5659
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:08:04 AM »
Spoiler in case you couldn't tell Psy is taking the piss
I never take the piss.
That's a quick way to lead to a bladder infection.
Take the piss Take a piss one of these involves banter the other does not how2bonglish
5660
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:07:28 AM »
Thanks for your input. I'll be sure to add a "top contributors" section down the thread.
I also really appreciate you formatting like I do. Less work for me in that regard. 
Heh it's fine, I think I broke it but I don't think it's unfixable <.<
5661
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:06:09 AM »
Spoiler in case you couldn't tell Psy is taking the piss
I never take the piss.
5662
« on: October 11, 2015, 09:00:27 AM »
Wait so do I write my own entry or do you do it for me? I don't wanna be self flattering but I have no idea what kind of shit I'd write about myself.
Fudd-I mean verb has done all of the ones ITT so far (iirc) so I'd say we don't write our own but you can write them for other people <.<
5663
« on: October 11, 2015, 08:42:54 AM »
So I may have been a little less than serious last night and may or may not have posted things specifically to wind LC up because he may or may not have told a certain psyduck to light him up with flak in a certain party chat in which a certain psyduck declined and then went for it anyway later because it'd be funny e.e So if you don't mind, I'll do an updated one for Elsie and hopefully that'll settle the matter otherwise he'll start smacking the staff around again in a drunken rage. say mean things about my waifuBe a little bit annoyed with a certain duck. LC User ID: Lord CommissarHighest ranking member of the site, except for Cheat himself. His role is that of head moderator, to ensure staff discipline and morale at the barrel of a gun (help us ;-;) He was appointed to his current role because a certain psyduck threw him (metaphorically) under the bus to do the job that a certain duck did not want to do. - Affectionate Nickname: Though it has sort of died down, LC is often referred to as "Grandma" by the community, despite being ostensibly male.
This came about because of a suggestion by a certain psyduck to add Grandmaster to the Head Ninja title. Then runebrother neko posted a screenshot from the mobile site where it cut off Grandmaster down to Grandma and now it's Grandma Elsie. - Artifact Alias: "LC" stands for "Lord Commissar", but everyone just calls him LC, to the point where you might just forget it stands for anything. It also suits his role as Head Executioner on the site given the historical and 40k reputation of political officers.
- Deadpan Snarker: When finding the snarkiest staff member, LC could rival Icy in this regard. Is rather unpopular with some users for this, with some of the community considering his attitude unbecoming of his high rank. Psyduck thinks that having a stick up your arse as a staff member is not a good thing though.
- Earned Stripes: His adminstrative position is denoted by a bright yellow title bar and text color.
- Highly Visible Ninja: Used to be. He's a little bit more higher-ranked than a Ninja now. Once a Ninja always a Ninja.
- Judge, Judy and Executioner: As the Admin in charge of Moderation on the site, he is able to execute staff for incompetence/corruption.
so quite how I'm still here is a miracle He is also, as is to be expected of his role, a sterner figure (than say the psychotic duck writing this update) when it comes to punishments and parole. So people just run to cheat instead e.e
- The Dragon: To Cheat. Second-highest ranking user on the website.
- Sarcasm Blind
LC is actually very adept at sarcasm and never fails to detect when tru and I are mercilessly taking the piss with a deadpan serious tone of voice.
Okay so it's um full of my usual shitposty style of writing, so if it needs a bit of a clean up then I'd go for it but I think if you put is as uh... guest writer and link to the strange syntax thing then that should be fine. The two that I've removed are for the following raisins -Otaku, the trouble with that is it's a bit of a misunderstood word. It's a pejorative term in grorious nippon for obsessive weirdos/hobbyists. You get weeaboos who think it's something to be embraced as opposed to avoided (what with it being an insult) and it's appropriate use would be for someone who fits the standard definition of weeaboo in the west. Thankfully we don't have any genuine weeaboos here, we have weebs (like meeeeeeeeeee) which is basically just a catchall term for anyone who watches chinese cartoons. If anyone wants to see the horror of a real otaku/weeaboo then give me five minutes on youtube and you'll wish you were never born. Second point The whole always right thing just seems a bit unfitting, perhaps on the boards he'll argue the point but no moreso than anyone else does from what I've seen. In the staff chat it's not a my way or the highway I'm right you're wrong etc deal, so I don't think it's really one that should go here. So uh hope that helps sort it out a bit <.< I also broke the formatting sorry[/list]
5664
« on: October 11, 2015, 08:18:48 AM »
Did dingo cry again?
This was in relation to abrasiveness having a tendency to drive new members off the site.
A parody thread stickied?
MOD ABUSE
MR PSYBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS THREAD!
AROO Also this thread is totes serious not a parody
5665
« on: October 11, 2015, 08:18:14 AM »
Kanye.
He might be egotistical beyond belief but he's not a bad guy. All the hateboners that the newspapers seem to have for him from time to time are pretty unjustified/self fulfilling prophecies.
Protip: If you are lurking outside someone's house at three in the morning with a camera, I don't think the person you are stalking is going to greet you pleasantly when you call out mockingly at him.
Infact it's a credit to him that he didn't just kill the little gobshite and bury him in his garden.
5666
« on: October 11, 2015, 08:14:41 AM »
This is an official announcement to state in very fancy words and english and I hope Icy cries when reading the flow of this sentence. That the general abrasiveness of the forum is just banter and not actually serious.
My eyes!
Basic. Bitch. Never forgib never 5get
5667
« on: October 11, 2015, 08:12:58 AM »
Kill yourself you fucking gook
Unfortunately I'm already a little bit dead so it's kind of hard to die twice. I'm just waiting for the day of synthesis where the weebs finally form a gravemind and destroy the site.
5668
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:46:04 AM »
5669
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:45:29 AM »
Thanks for the heads up! It's almost as if I wasn't on the internet until this post so eloquently informed me of all the brash behavior actually being actual acceptance and flirtation.
Hello friend, I'm glad this top quality and informative post has enlightened you about how serious the internet is. Remember though, friends don't let friends do banter.
5670
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:39:01 AM »
This is an official announcement to state in very fancy words and english and I hope Icy cries when reading the flow of this sentence. That the general abrasiveness of the forum is just banter and not actually serious.
When someone says 'kill yourself' it's just banter and they actually mean 'I find your post very amusing, friend'
When someone says 'fuck off back to Bnet/Tumblr/Reddit/Facebook' they are just being tsundere and they want you to stick around.
When someone says 'AV SOME YU FUKIN PIECE OF CHEEKY SHIT' you have enraged a britbong and I suggest running before you end up beheaded in street for offending islam.
As a general rule of thumb though, if someone says something outrageous/unpleasant/inflammatory, they totally mean it 100% and you should take it seriously as an attack on moral decency.
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