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« on: October 11, 2015, 07:28:48 PM »
Still tho, 30 more mins and i'll be out like a light
Are these pills anything like the 'ludes from Wolf of Wallstreet?
I'm half imagining you slurring and in the cerebral-palsy stage like Leonardo Di Caprio.
tHEse are ordinary anti-psychotics (anti-depressssants actually) int he form of naSSAAs which double up as sleeping tablets because when they um get eaten they have a notable drowsy effect. Nowadays I mean, I can power through it (the joys of acclimitisation) if I take one by accident or I need to wake the fuck up but usually I just sit here for an hour shitposting and screaming at people on skype until I get too dizzy to sit upright then it's nightnightduck
5612
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:26:20 PM »
I watched Mad Max Fury Road last weekend. Netflix refused to send me a movie this weekend, though.
Do you not stream them?
It usually takes quite a while longer until newer movies are available for streaming, so disc mailing is faster.
The downside is that I have to watch it with the rest of my family.
Hmm not bad <.< Kill them and eat them though, then you can watch them on your own.
5613
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:25:17 PM »
I don't think the newbies will trust a wibbly weebly
Trusting me never ends well.
The bodies in my garden attest to that.
Good thing that you're a cripple.
I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF BITCH
I'd punt you across the pitch before you had the opportunity to do that.
We'll call it a draw then.
We aren't going to have a repeat of 1812 lad. Murruca is going to win this one.
Alright. You wanna desu with me? Bring it on kisama. Do your worst. Keep desuing me, because I honestly don't give a kuso. I can argue like this all night if I have to.
Let's dansu.
Sure
oh I'll hurt you in real life though.
5614
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:23:42 PM »
Rolled a joint with the last of my eighth this morning and now I'm totally dry for tonight
I might have to scrape some resin tbh
the devil's lettuce will give you heart failure soon
pls stop jesus loves you ;-;
even if that were true I would still smoke weed daily
yolo
you also only sin once then you burn in hell forever >:I
5615
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:23:24 PM »
Just finished the wedding episode in GoT (SE3E9, in case there's more of them).
Holy fuck, man.
Was that the red or the purple one?
Uhh, the one with Rob's Uncle and "the Frey Girl" at the Twins bridge and with most of the surviving Starks in attendance.
Yesssssssss the thing with that one that pissed me off royally was the whole uh dire doge expiration date
5616
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:21:47 PM »
I cleaned my room from top to bottom with anti bacterial spray, I went lidl innit to get some milk 80p bruv bargain, yeah then I came home made toast and watched narcos on netflix
SAINSBURYS MILK IS 75P
SEVENTY
FIVE
PEE
is narcos any good? generally netflix originals are good but HoC S3 left me dead inside.
SO MANY PEOPLE GET KILLED
It's fantastic watch it
SAIKOU NO KOORU
5617
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:21:13 PM »
Wow, skip me why don't you, you nigger?
yOU were addressing someone else tho
it would be r00d TO INTERrupt a connversation with incoherent screaming
So?
Incoherently scream at me. It turns me on.
that would be also why I did not wish to scream
5618
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:20:52 PM »
Psy go to sleep you're posting
soon
I have to wait until the room starts spinning before I can sleep
Just run around in circles as fast as you can, then jump into bed.
2 things can happen.
1: You land on your bed and fall to sleep.
2: You jumped out the window and will be asleep forever
That doesn't speeeEeeEeEEEeeeed things up though
I have to wait at my desk until the room is literally spinning around, then I close my eyes and stumble into bed
Okay, then grab the bat in your garage, and ask a neighbor/roommate to smack you with it.
WE are bongs and we don't use bats, they are illegal offensive weapons. Still tho, 30 more mins and i'll be out like a light
5619
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:20:04 PM »
Wow, skip me why don't you, you nigger?
yOU were addressing someone else tho it would be r00d TO INTERrupt a connversation with incoherent screaming
5620
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:19:29 PM »
I cleaned my room from top to bottom with anti bacterial spray, I went lidl innit to get some milk 80p bruv bargain, yeah then I came home made toast and watched narcos on netflix
SAINSBURYS MILK IS 75P SEVENTY FIVE PEE is narcos any good? generally netflix originals are good but HoC S3 left me dead inside.
5621
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:18:06 PM »
I watched Mad Max Fury Road last weekend. Netflix refused to send me a movie this weekend, though.
Do you not stream them?
5622
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:17:19 PM »
Day was good. Work was fine.
SPLENDID A FINE DAY IS A GOOD ONE ENJOY YOUR NIGHT FRIEND
5623
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:15:14 PM »
Rolled a joint with the last of my eighth this morning and now I'm totally dry for tonight
I might have to scrape some resin tbh
the devil's lettuce will give you heart failure soon pls stop jesus loves you ;-;
5624
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:14:37 PM »
Just finished the wedding episode in GoT (SE3E9, in case there's more of them).
Holy fuck, man.
Was that the red or the purple one?
5625
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:13:59 PM »
run before yutaka turns up
5626
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:13:30 PM »
I CAN'T SPEAK WEEB YOU SLANTY EYED CUNT
OHOHOHOHOHOHOOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO WARE WARE DA ICHIBAN NAMBA WAN
5627
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:12:36 PM »
Psy go to sleep you're posting
soon
I have to wait until the room starts spinning before I can sleep
Just run around in circles as fast as you can, then jump into bed.
2 things can happen.
1: You land on your bed and fall to sleep.
2: You jumped out the window and will be asleep forever
That doesn't speeeEeeEeEEEeeeed things up though I have to wait at my desk until the room is literally spinning around, then I close my eyes and stumble into bed
5628
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:10:40 PM »
DAMAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE DAKETA NA
5629
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:09:53 PM »
I wrote a ten page essay so that was fun
(」・ω・)」DOITSU(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ (」・ω・)」DOITSU(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ (」・ω・)」DOITSU(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ (」・ω・)」DOITSU(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ (」・ω・)」DOITSU(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ (」・ω・)」DOITSU(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ (」・ω・)」DOITSU(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ (」・ω・)」DOITSU(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ For 10 pages would net you an A++
5630
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:08:40 PM »
i became born into world
and I died ;-;
5631
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:08:21 PM »
Psy go to sleep you're posting
soon I have to wait until the room starts spinning before I can sleep
5632
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:07:59 PM »
i've drank 88oz of soda today
how does that make you feel?
It makes me feel sad because this soft drink was for me. but then I remember I'm not going to die of diabetes before I'm 30 and I'm happy again
5633
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:07:12 PM »
So... When we say that a user gets face raped by their drunken and abusive aggressively gay uncle...
What are we saying then?
... To move out of the south into a civilised part of the world.
5634
« on: October 11, 2015, 07:05:55 PM »
This may or may not be another sleepost, it is unlikely to be that because I can still type coherently. Spelling wise anyway.
so HELLO hi hello hELLO friends
how has your evening been?
I watched the greatest man in the history of history die a noble death and it may or may not have made me go a little unhinged. So until the tablets sedate me once again for the 789th time in this unit's lifespan please tell me how your day was so I can either A) Scream incoherently at the screen or B) type a pleasant reply
50/50
5635
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:55:21 PM »
oh
WAGA DOITSU NO IGAKUYAKUGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
5636
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:53:55 PM »
oh
WAGA DOITSU NO IGAKUYAKUGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
rejoice
YOROKOBE DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
5637
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:52:59 PM »
oh
WAGA DOITSU NO IGAKUYAKUGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
5638
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:46:24 PM »
what is wrong with all of you excuses for people?
enough to fill several notebooks in a shrink's office no really they ran out of ink ;-;
5639
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:44:51 PM »
I let you off last time, now I'm sueing you for copyright.
this isn't banter
sue me
5640
« on: October 11, 2015, 06:42:16 PM »
I don't think the newbies will trust a wibbly weebly
Trusting me never ends well.
The bodies in my garden attest to that.
Good thing that you're a cripple.
I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF BITCH
I'd punt you across the pitch before you had the opportunity to do that.
We'll call it a draw then.
We aren't going to have a repeat of 1812 lad. Murruca is going to win this one.
Alright. You wanna desu with me? Bring it on kisama. Do your worst. Keep desuing me, because I honestly don't give a kuso. I can argue like this all night if I have to. Let's dansu.
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